A Dialogue With The Choir: In Which We Crack Both Sephy And A Portal

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Looks like I'm facing another day of please-gods-let-this-be-the-last-time formatting, but first I thought I'd share what happened this morning.

Genesis: "Can't...move."
Me: "Me either."
Genesis: "Marathon sex."
Me: "Entire day of formatting. Brain hurts."
Genesis: "Happy place is squeezed dry."
Me: "How long have we had Okane Ga Nai running on a loop?"
Genesis: "I lost count."
Cloud: "Zack, how come Genesis is tired? What were he and Sage away doing?"
Zack: "Um, aerobics. Long-distance races. Javelin-throwing."
Genesis: "My javelin is floppy with exhaustion. But hmm, it was worth it. I tried to tell Seph about Sage's enthusiasm and stamina, but he seems extra twitchy today."
Me: "Probably from me playing Dirge of Cerberus. Too much Hojo. And I think he's uncomfortable seeing Lucrecia. I would be too...I mean, it must feel beyond crappy to know both your parents consented to making you an experiment."
Genesis: *arm over eyes* "Preaching to the Choir, P.T."
Me: "And then there's all that footage of sexy Turk!Vincent, and until we have DNA tests there's always that tiny chance that Vinnie is Seph's father, and you can't ogle your father figure. Unless you've been given special permission."
Genesis: "Like Puppy." *snicker*
Zack: "HEY!"
Angeal: "Let's wait till he's rested up a bit to hit him, Pup."
Me: "Anyway, that plus Okane Ga Nai, which makes him twitchy enough itself, is probably why Sephy is pacing in front of the portals like that. And going in one. HOLY GAIA ON TOAST, Sephy just opened a portal!"
Genesis: "Which one?!"
Me: "I can't see, I can barely move yet. There he is. Gen, your eyesight is better, can you tell what he's carrying?"
Genesis: *squints* "Hamster."
Me: "Hamster?"
Genesis: "Or gerbil. Some sort of small, squeaky pet. See, he's heading for the chibi, it must be a new animal for Cloud."
Me: "I don't think it's a hamster."
Genesis: "Rabbit, then."
Me: "Rabbit of unusual size?"
Genesis: "Oh. I don't think they exist."
Yukiya Ayase: *squeaks as he's carefully set down against a wall*
Genesis: "Oh my Goddess, he stole the uber-uke from Okane Ga Nai."
Zack: "So much for his rules. Uh, Seph?"
Sephy: *twitches, crosses arms, leans against far wall*
Zack: "You two, this is your fault. You pushed him to this."
Genesis: "Yeah, yeah, we're shameless. Let's dress it up like a bunny!"
Me: "I'm going to hug him and pet him and squeeze him with plushies and - OW, Angeal, let go of my hair!"
Angeal: "Both of you stop. The poor kid must be scared out of his mind."
Zack: "Seph can be a little scary when he's gone into Great-Uke-Defender mode. Seph, what gives? You were the one who said the portals had to stay locked."
Sephy: *grumble*
Genesis: "Well, what's done is done. Can we keep it?"
Ayase: "S-Sumimasen..."
Me: "Cloudy, give the universal translator a thump, would you?"
Cloud: *thumps, giggles*
Ayase: "Excuse me..."
Angeal: *gently* "Yes?"
Ayase: "Would you tell me, please...where am I?"
Genesis: "You are the hostage of hot madmen."
Angeal: "No, you're not. Seph, would you care to explain?"
Sephy: *grumble*
Me: "Anyone catch that?"
Angeal: "He says the boy was mistreated by his seme."
Genesis: "Duh, Seph. In anime that's called 'romance'."
Angeal: "Seph, I understand. But you can't just kidnap people."
Me: "Yeah, you're not a Turk. So what should we do, since it would trigger Gen's shota complex to keep him?"
Angeal: "We have to return him, but first we should try to calm him down. Convince him we're not dangerous."
Me: "So we should send Cloud. He's harmless, or at least he looks it."
Zack: "Uh, guys?"
Genesis: "I'm sure your daddy will play catch with you later, Puppy. We've got an uke to properly dispose of here."
Angeal: "Leave him alone, Gen."
Genesis: "You're right, he's just a boy." *cough* "That you have sex with."
Angeal: "I heard that, and for the last time - "
Zack: "GUYS!"
Angeal: "What, Pup?"
Zack: *points* "Cloud's already over there."
Angeal: "Oh. Ah."
Cloud: "...and we both have blue eyes and see, don't we look a little alike? We're cousins!"
Ayase: *petting Silverstream* "If you insist, I suppose we could be. I only have one cousin, and he doesn't like me much."
Cloud: "I like you, Aya-chan! And so does Silverstream! And Patrick will, too."
Patrick: "Cheep! Kweh?"
Ayase: "Is that a...chicken?"
Cloud: "He's a chocobo. See, he wants to be friends!"
Patrick: *nuzzle*
Cloud: "And my friends like you, too. That's Zack, and Angeal, and Genesis, and Amarissia..."
Zack: "Hi! Nice to meet you."
Angeal: "Same here."
Genesis: *BEEP*
Angeal: "Thank you for censoring yourself."
Genesis: "Two days of non-stop mattress-pounding tends to make one feel magnanimous."
Me: "Ooh, he's so precious, I wish we could keep him!"
Ayase: *alarmed* "I'm sorry, I can't stay. Kanou-san will be worried about me."
Cloud: "He's the big tall grumpy guy, right? Your Seph."
Ayase: "Seph?"
Cloud: "The guy over there who brought you here is Sephiroth. He's my Seph."
Ayase: *shrinks back*
Cloud: "No, it's okay, promise! Seph is really nice. He takes care of me and hugs me and loves me and protects me and we play games that Amarissia doesn't like me to talk about. That's what a Seph does."
Ayase: "I suppose, then...that Kanou-san is my 'Seph'."
Cloud: "Seph was worried that he's mean to you."
Ayase: "Oh no, he's very kind to me. I think...I think Kanou-san just has trouble expressing himself."
Cloud: "Mine's like that too." *giggle* "Aren't Sephs silly? But they give good cuddles."
Ayase: *small smile* "I should really get back, before - "
Portal Door: *begins to shake from harsh pounding*
Genesis: "I know how that feels."
Ayase: *scrambles to his feet* "I have to go, I wouldn't want Kanou-san to be angry with any of you. But it was nice to have met you all."
Zack: "Same here, little dude."
Cloud: *pout* "Will you come back and play with me again?"
Ayase: "I'll try, if Kanou-san says it's okay."
Sephy: *approaches*
Ayase: *frightened squeak*
Genesis: "See? Hamster."
Sephy: *gently pats Ayase's head* "If you are sure you wish to return, I will take you back."
Ayase: *bows* "Th-Thank you, Sephiroth-san. And thank you for your concern."
Sephy: *picks up, carries Ayase to portal*
Me: *is not quick enough to hold it open* "Drat."
Genesis: "I know! There are hot twins in there. I'm up for a foursome. Well, perhaps not. The young master is enjoying his nap."
Angeal: "You still call your penis that?"
Cloud: "YAY, I made a new friend!"
Zack: *smile* "Well, what do ya have to say for yourself, Mr. The-Portals-Aren't-To-Be-Opened-Ever?"
Sephy: *sits beside Cloud* "Only that at times, even I am puzzled by my behavior."
Me: "Welcome to the human race, Sephy-Pants."
Cloud: *hugs* "My Seph!"
Sephy: *cuddles* "Yes, indeed."
Cloud: "Aya-chan won't forget me, right?"
Sephy: "No one could forget you."
Cloud: "And I won't forget him, ever!"
Genesis: *talking in sleep* "Damn sexy hamsters..."

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Genesis: *preens*
Sephy: *grumbles softly* "A momentary lapse in judgment. Yes."
Cloud: "I have a new friend! YAY!"

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