I Understand You're Stuffed With Cheese.

[amarissia]

Okay, I'm torn.

Genesis: " - "

NOT LIKE THAT. Gods, you're more of a perv than me. Anyway, if I can kick my willpower into gear, perhaps I shall write today, but what? I know I need to work on the next chapter of Pendulum, but for FFVII? On the one hand, the fluffy Decorum I promised after the ow-it-hurts of Irreparable, on the other a bit of smut that will - fingers crossed - traumatize at least Zack and maybe everyone. Zack, give me back my story notes.

Zack: "I am NOT doing that with a sword."

C'mon, be a team player. And while you're at it, go get me more caffeine. Amarissia is still tired from yesterday, during which Cloud was dragging me here, there and everywhere. There are two nests nearby where mourning doves are waiting for eggs to hatch -

Cloud: "BABIES!"

- and then he forced me to take him to the pond across town to look at ducks, and on the way there he got away from me many times to chase butterflies. Now, granted, these are all things I do myself (it disturbs me to realize how Cloud-like I am with other people), but yike, thank Gaia most people can't see Choir members. I'm sure I already have a reputation for oddity without people thinking I'm running some sort of jailbait-daycare. Robonun, you know what I'm talking about, right?

Happily, we capped the day with s'mores. They went over well with the Choir, even though I hadn't made them in many years, and since I made Cloud happy, that means I scored points with Sephy.

Sephy: *smile*

Now if only I could win over Zack.

Zack: "It's easy. Stop writing me into embarrassing situations, stop encouraging this evil mpreg trend, and quit video-stalking my voice."

...then again, I guess we're fine as we are.

Comments

[freyathedark.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* I vote for traumatizing smut. I will -always- vote for traumatizing smut.

And on a side note, Angeal might be interested to know that I found a manga that is, I kid you not, almost completely based around mpreg. Good, hilarious, sweet, cracktastical fun and mpreg. Sorry, Zack, but I don't think this trend is going away anytime soon.

[monalovely.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD!!! I finished it, my PSP was being all slow. But si si si si si, it's quite funny, and kind of overwhelmingly adorable...... :D

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

WHAT MANGA?!

*hangs head* You and Lisa have corrupted me beyond repair. :)

[freyathedark.livejournal.com]

*grin* It's called Sex Pistols (or Love Pistols). If you like, I can send it to you ^___^

*evil cackle* Now all that's left is to get Zack on our side, and our victory shall be complete!!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

*tries to resist* Can't...

Genesis: "Oh, end her misery. Send away, my ducky." *evil laughter* "Think of it as a how-to guide, Pedo and Puppy."

[emokirby24.livejournal.com]

Poor Zack... not to make you unhappy but you do understand you wont win against Amarissia.. right? But it will be ok... just think happy Zack thoughts. -nods-

Cloud! Baby birdies rock! We used to have a pair of doves as pets and they always laid eggs and had babies. They would fly around our house and sit on my head (which was cool at first until they pooped in my hair) I miss those birds. We have a bird nest in our big flowers by our house but I don't think anything is in it. YAY! Butterflies and S'mores... sounds like an awesome day.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Cloud: *bounce* "It was!"

Except maybe for Sephy, who had to calm him down enough to get him to sleep. :)

Zack: *sigh*

[ravensilver.livejournal.com]

I vote for the trauma. ^^

Of course you knew I would... ;P ;P

How about... you start writing... and I start writing (I'm sitting in front of my original stuff right now, trying to continue the fight scene... ) and we see what happens?

Get ready...

set...

go!

^__^

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

ACK, I wasn't ready!

I will write tonight, I promise!

But you go right ahead, don't let me stop you. :)

[ravensilver.livejournal.com]

*ggg*

I did. Some of the original, and a new CC story - I sent you the link per mail. ^^

[x-erava-x.livejournal.com]

...I'm torn, too.

I mean, on one hand, there is yummyness to be had. Well, I suppose there is yummyness on both sides...Traumatizing smut is like...dark chocolate truffles. With that gushy filling that melts in your mouth and makes it really bitter but OMG orgasmic-ly good. And sweet, adorable fluff is like...Hershey's Kisses. And I CAN'T CHOOSE! *sobs* Vinny! Dark chocolate truffles or Hershey's Kisses?

Vincent: "What are you...never mind, I don't want to know. Dark chocolate, I suppose."

Well, you heard him. Vinny votes for smexy times :)

Vincent: *sputters*

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Vinnie, you perv! LOL

I guess we'll see what mood I'm in when I finally set pencil to paper...

[x-erava-x.livejournal.com]

Vincent: "...I hate you all."

Aww, we love you, Vinny!

But in all honesty, either one works for me! I'm pretty sure that both be awesome when they're done anyway :)

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Hmm, that traumatising Zack fic sounds very interesting. What exactly is Zack not doing with a sword?

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: "NOTHING!"

Well...

Angeal: *is torn*
Genesis: " - "
Angeal: "Not like that."
Genesis: "Might not be able to say the same for Puppy. This will be the best use of the Buster ever." *smile*

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Yes, I do believe it will.

*practices manical fangirl laughter*

[monalovely.livejournal.com]

Trauma trauma!!!!!!!! Om nom nom nom. For one who has, um, one too many kinks.........tee hee.

EGGS!!!! There's a hummingbird nest in the orange tree next to our house. So tiny!!!!!!! So cute!

Squee!!! S'mores!!!! Whenever my friend had a sleepover before she left for college, we'd make em'. We tried em' in the microwave one time, which makes everything less burnt (though I love to char mine :D) and more fluffy and the chocolate melts which of course makes everything more messy........hoorah! She didn't know how long to put hers in for (I do about 20 seconds). She turns it on for one minute, and forgets about it. After a while, I smell smoke, I look in, and it's on FIRE! And giant!!!! So I threw open the door and the fire goes FWOOSH! and nearly burned off my face.....but it was rawther amusing.

Long comment to make up for all the lack of comments I've given you lately :( nEED COMPUTER BACK! CapS LOCK fail!!!!!!!!

Oh goodness. *glomphugcuddlesqueeeeze*

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Cloud: "I wanna see the bird!" *flails toward portal* "Are there babies yet?"

LOL, I had never put the marshmallows in a microwave before, I had no idea they expanded so quickly. Zack was laughing at me as I raced around shrieking about imminent gooey explosions...

*glomphugs*

[robonun.livejournal.com]

St. Anthony's Home for the Occasionally All Right is still going strong with three clients: Cloud, Ryu-chan, and Marluxia. Marly doesn't get out much. He mostly stays indoors with Rosita, his pet poinsettia, and only once in a while goes out to trim up the holly bushes out front.

Zack, buddy, you gotta pick your battles. Work on the mpreg issue first, the other two are going to be much more difficult.

Oh right, voting. I guess I'll vote for the smut. Though I hope you're using a prop Buster Sword and not the real one, because otherwise ay yi yi.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

That's the kind of place that demands a reality show even if reality shows are evil. Gah, if only I could draw, I'd try to make it happen. Does Marly get along okay with the Chibi Twins? I know Ryu-chan can, er, come on strong, and he's quite an influence on Cloud.

Zack: *nod* "Mpreg is the thing that bothers me most. I mean, ew, the whole thing is so creepy. Um, and I'm not just not as tough as women." *charming smile*

Prop swords are for wimps. (Though they did keep me from seriously injuring my childhood playmates.) Erm, yeah, I'm not sure exactly how much fun it will be for the participants. When I try to discuss the logistics with Angeal, he gets all nervous and mumbles about Zack getting mad.

I should also estimate how long that hilt is...

[robonun.livejournal.com]

Marluxia doesn't really know what to make of them. No one in Organization XIII is so bouncy and chipper, especially not Roxas, whom Cloud most resembles. I think he just assumes they've been dropped on their heads and treats them accordingly.

Enough already, Zack. My BS-o-meter is redlining. The most I would do nowadays is yell, stomp around a bit, burst into tears and nap until sanity returns. I'd have to be more hormonal than that to run the risk of crossing Angeal and Seph.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Marluxia likes flowers, right? (Or is that just an OrgLIX thing?) Tell him Cloud can be distracted by pretty plants, if he gets to be too much for Marly. :)

Zack: *isn't sure what to do* "Chocolate? Daffodils?" *holds them out*

[chalkbutterfly.livejournal.com]

I vote smut! And mpreg, and all the other things the ukes hate writers for! Using the Buster Sword? *tries to pick fragments of broken brain up* I will never look at that sword the same way now... I like this version better, though!

[lyssyface.livejournal.com]

Well, whadda ya know. We appear to be having a similar crisis.
My imagination WILL NOT cooperate. No. End of story. No literally, I'm not allowed to finish anything. *cries*
I get most of the way through, but I can't seem to tie anything off! I can force myself to write anything up until the ending, it either flows freely and is a piece of cake, or I can't do it and am forced to move on to something else.
In which case I end up with ten different unfinished chapters.
GAH.

Moving right along, I VOTE SMUT. Partially because now I'm curious you evil tease, am I sensing Puppy has a new 'party trick'? Partially because I will always want smut first. Like dessert before dinner.

Mercy: So, hypothetically speaking, would the baby have blue eyes or brown? I know chances are it'll be a brunette...

Zacky, help us out here, what do your parents look like?

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

AGH, I can't seem to START anything. Or continue, or finish. Basically, I end up staring at my notebook like I've never seen such a strange object before. :(

Smut is usually the hardest thing for me to write, but you never know, maybe that'll break my block!

Zack: *pout*
Angeal: "Try to be nice, Pup."
Zack: "Okay, okay...my parents look like...well, a lot like me. My mom has brown hair and brown eyes, my dad has black hair and brown eyes. No idea where my eye color came from, it's really rare in Gongaga. But yeah, I'm told I look a lot like my parents." *pout*

[aikonamika.livejournal.com]

>.> This has absolutely nothing to do with the above, but I saw this music video and kept wondering how your Choir would react to the whole Gakt cosplaying as Cloud (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-OrqyUgelU) thing. ♥

Addressing some of the above, I'm always so happy to see that your Choir!Cloud gets to go out and do happy and silly things and just have fun. ^_^ Most Clouds get tortured and have bad things done to them because they just break so prettily, and- *is gagged and dragged away by muses before she can say anything else where poor Choir!Cloud can hear*

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Cloud: *giggle* "Look, real!Genesis has hair like mine!"
Genesis: "Hmm, how does he keep dying our, um, his hair without destroying it?"
Angeal: *is disturbed*
Zack: *is disturbed*
Sephy: *blink blink*

I don't think Gackt can surprise us anymore. :)

Choir!Cloud is so far from canon it's disorienting, but yeah, it makes me happy to see him so untroubled and gleeful.

Cloud: *twirls*

[thefrogg.livejournal.com]

I'll go along with everyone else and vote for the traumatizing smut.

Zack, you'll be happy to know that none of my current plotbunnies involve mpreg. Angeal-cuddling (actually, more like Angeal-climbing) and protective!Sephiroth-hovering, on the other hand...Thank goodness Genesis wasn't present at the time.

Cloud sounds like he had a wonderful day. Exhausting for you though!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: *smiles* "I don't mind cuddling...but climbing?" *laughs* "Cloud does that, he loves to climb on Angeal's back. I don't normally do that, though. And Sephiroth hovering? Eh, I'm used to that."

Cloud: *giggle, bounce* "Me too."

[key-of-ra.livejournal.com]

Trauma...fluff...trauma...fluff...

I vote trauma. ^-^ Then you need to write more Decorum.

We could take Cloudy for a day. *grins*

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Hmm, yes, but judging by the look on his face, Seph's worried about what shape we'd be getting him back in. :)

[key-of-ra.livejournal.com]

Awwww, I was only going to take him paintballing. Or laser tagging, whatever he wanted. There's a great new laser tag arena opening at the Golden Saucer. ^-^ And I know a wonderful paintball field.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Cloud: "Oooh, paintball! Laser tag!"
Zack: *pats him* "Maybe we should ask Seph again, huh?"
Cloud: "YES! I wanna go play with Amaya!!!!"

[key-of-ra.livejournal.com]

Yes, do ask. Zack can come with as well if he'd like. The more the merrier, I say. *laughs* And I'd like to see how you SOLDIERs fair with a gun.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

*trying to pick the lock on Sephy's door* Hmm, Reno could be in there. Probably gagged, so no use calling out to him...

Zack: "WHOO!"
Angeal: *frown*
Zack: "Aw, it's okay, Angeal. Really."
Angeal: "I must come as well, then, to supervise."
Zack: *eyeroll, laugh* "It's really okay."

(Zack has been a bit twitchy around guns since the whole gunned-down-at-end-of-Crisis-Core thing. Angeal is being overprotective, naturally.)

Zack: *ignores me* "Fair enough, guns aren't really our thing...but no way am I losing to Turks!" *grin*

[mistressnyx4.livejournal.com]

I'm usually a lurker since the intricate world of lj seems to evade me but!
I just wanted to ask, how is mpreg not traumatizing smut? :/ Mpreg can be the result of traumatizing smut and if the Buster's involve...

Have you read the fic Kittens? It has Sephiroth and there's a birthing scene and it's cringe worthy and fab.
I'm pretty sure your Choir!Sephy would love to experience this!

:D

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Mpreg is more the traumatizing result of what seemed to be innocent smut. :) I think I'll keep that and the Buster-smut separate.

Is this Kittens story Sephy giving birth? Because...I think that might damage us all.

Sephy: *eyetwitch*

[mistressnyx4.livejournal.com]

Ok, late response D:

But yes, it has Sephy giving birth. It's quite traumatizing but endearing at the same time :P

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to imagine what this would be like. Would he scream and thrash, or be all dignified and "Hmm, I am having an unpleasant sensation in lower regions"?

[mistressnyx4.livejournal.com]

"If you don't get me drugs, I'm sending Cloud to the barracks to buy some for me," Sephiroth grumbled.


"Stop telling me to push!" Sephiroth roared angrily. "What do you think I'm trying to do!?"

He opened his eyes and looked up at Cloud, blinking slowly. "…Was that gross or what?"

"Yeah…" Cloud swallowed. "But… I was in awe, Seph."

---
Basically that haha. And he was actually a little bit of both. Oh and have I mentioned that what he actually has are eggs? Yep...Not babies, eggs.
I haven't seen mpregs fics where they actually make it believable so I like this for that. It's crack but at least it's funny.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Sephy: *twitch twitch*
Cloud: "Ooh! Will the baby be silver-haired?"

Eggs?

Sephy: *twitch*

Just tell me Hojo doesn't deliver it. Please.

more spam

[mistressnyx4.livejournal.com]

Oh no, Hojo doesn't get involved. It's Aerith who delivers the bundles of joy.
And yes Cloud, I think one of them gets his bid daddy's hair and his eyes.

I don't want to say anymore in case you decide to read it. But yeah...Seph has eggs and Cloud should be proud of a job well done :P

Anyway, I won't spam you anymore (sorry about that D:) I usually read your blogs entries and your fics but I don't use lj so that's why I never added you. I didn't wnat to spam. So I'll keep watching you over at FF :D

Nyx

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[amarissia.livejournal.com]

I think I'd like to at least try reading it. I wonder how far Sephy could get before he starts twitching again. :) I think the idea of procreating is very strange to him.

Aerith delivers? :) Better than Hojo, definitely.