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Namely, Seph-Voice/Cloud-Voice. DAMN. Someone send this to Nomura-san and threaten beg him to CGI it.
I must report that we lost Angeal and Zack back during the Cloud-Voice/Zack-Voice series. Angeal apparently had something to take care of, right away, in the bedroom, with Zack. Can't blame him for losing control with that audio drama on. All those noises. It was like every night, except louder, and I didn't have to sit on the floor with my ear against the Closet door.
Seph and Cloud listened to the above and kept throwing each other we-know-what-we're-roleplaying tonight looks, and now they've left too. As always, Genesis and I are left alone, me staring with ghoulish interest, him...well, I know what he's doing, and I'm not looking in that direction.
Must get back to the porn, and other stuff, because I get antsy if I don't multitask. BTW, I never remember who recs me what, especially since my list of anime recs has gone missing, but to whoever urged me to try Axis Powers Hetalia, omigod, thank you. This is the most on-crack anime I've ever seen, and I've watched Gravitation. Multiple times. While Ryu-chan threw English muffins at me.
Oh, Japan. I will never again let anyone say you don't have a sense of humor.
I also appreciate the smut.
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"You absolutely cannot escape me..."
"You've been watching me the whole time? Me?"
"You belong to me..."
"Good boy..."
Stubborn uke, controlling seme...previous relationship as enemies...plenty of strife between them...bitterness because of seme's betrayal...yup, major Seph/Cloud overtones. Yaaay~! Unfortunately this one's kind of ruined for me because of the rape that was mentioned in passing. I always hate it when characters hook up with their rapists; it just bothers me. Still, very hot. Thanks for the link.
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I mentally edited the names to their more appropriate voice-doubles'. And I mentally changed the bit from "drugged you" to "burned your village down", also altering the surrounding dialogue to match. It makes everything perfect!
Why would Sephiroth and Cloud need to RP this? This is pretty much canon!them. This is the X-rated version of every time they're ever onscreen together. You can't tell me they don't do this every other night as is. :P
Reposting with a new icon because rainbows and Clouds go together. And also because I felt kind of awkward using my cute Aerith icon to talk about boyporn. It'd be almost as bad as using my baby Hermione icon. *pets studious small Firstie*
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I hope you didn't change the part where Cloud-Voice calls Sephy-Voice "Sensei". That's too deliciously naughty to remove. Hey, Zack? Zack! *bangs on bedroom door* ZACK!
Zack: *behind door* "Whaaaaat? I was, uh, sleeping."
Genesis: "Sure, the bedsprings bounce when you sleep."
Why don't you call Angeal 'sensei'?
Zack: "WHAT? Because I don't."
...can you?
Zack: "No! I told you, I am not indulging your weirdo age-difference perversions and dammit I am not Japanese, I'm Gongagan!" *Firagas the door*
Idiot. Now we can all see you.
Angeal: *gets up to fix door while Zack hides under blankets*
Sephy: "Cloud, come back here, it's bedtime."
Cloud: "Rainbow! PRETTY!"
Sephy: "You can look at the rainbow tomorrow."
Cloud: *being dragged away* "I like your rainbow! And look, there's a cloud! LIKE ME!"
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Well, to be fair, I did manage to break a bed once by sleeping on it over the course of about a year. I broke the bed frame, several springs inside, and managed to bounce so much in my sleep that the metal corner of the bed frame rubbed a small hole in my wall. If Zack's a restless sleeper, it's perfectly possible for the bedsprings to bounce. But...rhythmically? Zack, honey, you can be honest with us...
What real-life region is Gongaga supposed to imitate, anyway? Most of the Shinra regions have definite Norse overtones, Nibelheim and Midgar especially, while Wutai's pretty much not even hiding how Japanese it is. But what's the rest of the world supposed to be? The Gold Saucer could be Vegas, I guess...Costa Del Sol feels like the Spanish coast, made more clear by the name...Cosmo Canyon is pretty much hippie central...but what about Bone Village, or Mideel, or Gongaga? Hmm...
(I overthink things. When I originally played the game, I was convinced Tifa was a spy/mindslave for Sephiroth because Tiferet is one of the ten Sephirot, but damn it, I picked the wrong major character! *fumes* That's not going into the headache I got trying to extract something meaningful from the Remnant's names in AC.)
...Cloud. What kind of crack are you on and where can I get some?
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Zack: "How did you know they were bouncing rhythmically? Um, not that they were..."
Angeal: "I told you casting Silence on the mattress wouldn't work."
Good question, what the hell is Gongaga? It's jungle-ish, kinda, with...frogs. I'm baffled. Maybe it's supposed to be...Thailand? *is a failure at geography*
:) You too? I always put a lot of stock in character names. No surprise to me that Genesis went around waving an apple. I expected him to show up with a snake too.
Genesis: "It's in my trousers." *smirk*
LOL, you tried to extract meaning from 'Yazoo'?
Cloud: "What's crack?"
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Zack, dear, you're loud. You, the mattress, you, even Angeal, with all that grunting and groaning. It might be more effective, if less hot, to cast Silence on yourself.
I thought Thailand at first too, but it just doesn't fit, since Zack doesn't seem to be from Thailand at all. Cloud is essentially the Norse poster boy, as is Rufus, making the Nibelheim and Midgar connections to Niflheimr and Midgard clear. (Did you know that Midgard, literally translated, is middle enclosure or Middle Earth? I was very much disappointed by the lack of hobbits.) But Zack? Ugh, I don't know. So time to glean information from him! Or give him an identity crisis, whichever. Hey, Zack, what do you think you are, ethnically speaing?
The second I heard that his name was Genesis I started facepalming really, really hard. If anything, Angeal's name was worse. I mean, Sephiroth is at least a bit more subtle--even if people notice the similarities to the word Seraph, they're unlikely to get the Kabbalah elements--but seriously, Genesis and Angeal? It's like whoever's in charge of names just stopped trying to put some hidden depths and instead decided blunt was the way to go.
Genesis didn't show up with a snake because he is the snake! ...which is also a very widely used phallic symbol. It all fits!
I tried. I failed. I thought it might have to do with the Yazoo tribe that used to live in Mississippi, or the river that shares its name, but no, no connection at all. Finally I decided it probably has something to do with the concept of yazoo streams, which are parallel tributaries that eventually join the main river, as Yazoo was meant to join and become part of Sephiroth and how he ended up joining his brother in death. Still, it's a ridiculously weak connection and I am completely aware that probably isn't why it was chosen.
And Loz is even worse! I couldn't come up with any explanation for his name! Maybe someone who knows which Japanese characters make up his name and what they mean could come up with something, but trying to use the English got me absolutely nowhere. :(
Cloud, crack is a mind-altering substance you should never, ever try. If you do, Seph will probably shake you so hard your head almost falls off. So stay away from it, for the sake of your poor head!
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Zack: *blush* "I'll remember that."
Angeal: "Puppy, I told you, Silence only prohibits its victim from casting magic."
Genesis: "A gag would work. I have them in several flavors."
You too? :) My sister forced me to play FFVII (thank Gaia) and when I found out about Midgar I was very excited. Alas, no hobbits, although FFVII-Sephy does look rather like an adorable plushie toy. Zack?
Zack: "I'm Gongagan."
...?
Zack: *shrug* "Maybe Gongaga isn't supposed to represent anything. Maybe Nomura-sama just figured that since Gaia has mountains and tundras and beaches, it needs jungles too."
When I was playing FFVII, I kept wondering if Sephiroth = Sefirot, the Kabbalah thing...though I didn't notice Tifa = Tiferet, also Kabbalah. As for Genesis and Angeal...heh, maybe in Japan it seems more subtle, since those are cultural references for us, not them.
That actually works well for Yazoo. Yazoo streams, I never heard of them! Kewl. But yeah, they probably just needed names for the clones and were like "Quick, string some syllables together!"
Kadaj means something, doesn't it? I don't remember...
Sephy: "She's right. No mind-altering substances. And don't ever drink anything Genesis gives you."
Cloud: *wide eyes, nods*
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...
I think I love you. That was so food for my Seph/Cloud epic that's sitting on my HD collecting dust.
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Evil taxes...
*grouses*
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I can just picture the two walking into the recording booth (mind you they look like their respective FF7 characters in my head), look at each other, Cloud-voice holds up the script almost nonchalantly and asks, "More porn?" Seph-voice simply answers with a "yep" before Cloud-voice does that little shrug thing from the game.
You should have played Dissadia... that was almost pure voice porn there. Both languages! All I could think, whenever Seph said ANYTHING was that it basically translated into "I'm going to bend you over and screw you until you can't stand, then do it again, because I -love- you." It made for more than a few distractions during the final battle.
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LOL, I wonder if they really are as casual about it as that. It's got to make friendships a bit awkward...you would never see American voice actors being able to do this sort of stuff.
Dissidia Dissidia...is that on the PSP? That would explain why I didn't play it, handhelds freak me out...but I must go find the cutscenes... :)
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Making me think of the American actors, Quinton Flynn might do that type of role. Even though he has a firm statement on his own heterosexuality, he doesn't seem to mind doing lines for his adoring fans, so long as they don't cast him-- the actor-- into weird fetish fics.
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Hmm, yeah, Quinton's sweet to the adoring and perverted fans. Although I did see a video in which he was asked to make Axel say "Roxas, take your pants off", and he compromised by saying "Roxas, put your pants on". :)
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Ah, the things that come from Japan. Where else could you get anthropomorphic countries talking about world wars?
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*hides face in hands and giggles*
Thanks for sharing the porn x3
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...almost.
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