Words of Wisdom From Insomnia-Land

[amarissia]

...never try to type and read dirty manga while Genesis is in the background watching Sensitive Pornograph and Angeal is obsessively replaying Zack footage from KH: Birth By Sleep (apropos of nothing, btw, I freakin' love that title and want to steal it). This would be distracting enough, but on top of that, it's really messing with Angeal's head.

Angeal: "Well, naturally. Here I am enjoying watching Zack as a child - look how adorable he is! - and on the next screen over there's...there's..."

Zack-Voice-Seme. Uncensored. With noises.

Angeal: "Yes. I can't look at one screen without hearing the other and it's making me feel..."
Genesis: "Pedophilic? Embrace it, 'Geal. Here on the dark side, we have cookies. We use them for bait."
Angeal: *smack* "Quiet. I just managed to get Zack back to sleep."
Zack: *from Angeal's lap, stirs* "'M awake. And you're the one who woke me up, you big freak. Are you gonna do that every time you see video footage of me losing a battle or frowning or anything?"
Angeal: "Sorry, Puppy. I didn't mean to wake you."
Zack: *laughs* "What, do you hug me in my sleep all the time?"
Angeal: "Yes, actually."
Genesis: "Pedo, Puppy, either get naughty so I can watch you or stop distracting me."

Guess we're all too awake to sleep. Cloudy is in the next room watching...Loveless, I think, from the sound of it. (He's allowed to watch that and porn but not Yami No Matsuei. Sephy's rules are a mystery to me.)

Angeal: "Cloud was asking me earlier when the butterflies would be coming back. I guess he wasn't willing to wait for spring to see them." *laughs*

Back to typing. If I keep up this no-sleep thing, I will totally have the first chapter of my Mirage of Blaze fic ready to post in another day or two, and I can indulge my new-found obsession with finishing FFX-2, in spite of its lack of bishies and excess of estrogen and I-want-to-kill-Rikku-with-a-hammer. And the Decorum. Must stop delaying the inevitable effect it will have of upsetting Zack getting distracted from the Decorum.

Genesis: "But instead, you'll probably watch porn with me."

...dammit, you know me too well.

Genesis: "Ooh, I know! Let's take the sexy sounds from Sensitive Pornograph and mix them with the Birth By Sleep footage!"
Angeal: "Genesis, the next time I don't have Zack asleep on my lap, I am going to get up and thrash you."

Comments

[ravensilver.livejournal.com]

Oooohhh... I didn't even realize that was Zack's voice! I have to go dig up that DVD now...

*evil snicker*

[katsumikg.livejournal.com]

....mixing Sensitive Pornograph and Birth by Sleep sound like a good idea...... *is tempted to do it*
Sorry Angeal u.u'

[robonun.livejournal.com]

I can see why Yami no Matsuei is off limits--it's got an evil doctor-type villain. Loveless and porn is just part of Cloud's brainwashing training proper education, is all.

Aw, Angeal has his very own Zack-stuffie. So sweet it makes my teeth ache. XD

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

:) True. But it's sad, because Zack really liked Yami No Matsuei and says the shinigami in it are awesome, and Cloud has no idea what he's talking about.

Genesis: "I know the feeling, dear. If I hadn't built up my tolerance for sap, I wouldn't be able to hang around these two at all."

[ardwynna-m.livejournal.com]

If I were Seph I wouldn't want my chickabo watching something with a crazy molesterizing, human-experimentation quack either.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Sephy: "Exactly. Thank you."

But pedos are okay?

Sephy: "'Loveless' serves as a cautionary tale. It reminds Cloud not to talk to strangers."

Uh, no. It tells him that strangers have butterflies and he should run out and find one.

Sephy: "..."

[chalkbutterfly.livejournal.com]

That was Zack's voice actor? I didn't recognize ZACK FAIR's voice actor?! *hangs head* Now I need to go watch yaoi to cheer myself up. And I know just where to start!
Wait, wait, what are we wasting cookies for? We have yaoi, that's bait enough! Come on, what other side has all the bishies?
Birth by Sleep is an awesome title. I can't wait for it to come out. I mean, at first a friend told me Zack was in the game, and I was all "yay!" then they said that, no, that was Terra, and I was all "noes!" and then it really was Zack, so that's a "yay!".
Someone should use Crisis Core cutscenes with lines from Sensitive Pornograph. That would be EPIC!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

LOL YES! Like, scenes of Zack on the phone with Sephiroth, making sexy noises, and Sephy all "...? I must stop calling him when he's busy with Angeal." :)

[chalkbutterfly.livejournal.com]

I can imagine the look on his face... *lapses into hysterical giggles*

[buttertoast89.livejournal.com]

Zack is in Birth by Sleep? ........ Oh God, shame on me! I love KH and Zack and I didn't knew that!? O_____o *sulks in a corner*
I need videos now.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

:) Try here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNqVqSaJebE

[buttertoast89.livejournal.com]

.... *trying to stop a nosebleed* Ok, now I understand Angeal. Such a cute face, makes me I wanna hug him! xD
Thank you for the link :)

[monalovely.livejournal.com]

omnomnomnomnomnom Sensitive Pornograph hothothothothothothot

[ladygunblade.livejournal.com]

Who can really blame Angeal, with Zack being all tiny and cutesy and dawwww! *pinches his cheeks*. Though I must say, asking Aqua out on a date? I thought you knew where your priorities lie way back when!

BAHAHAHA. Isn't there something really porny with Seph's voice actor? Or Angeal's at that? That + SP + CC clips = one step closer to having actual Crisis Core porn.

*hands you Yunalesca's Hope Hammer* But watch out, that Rikku's a quick one.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: *shrug* "You wanna know my theory? There's so much obvious sexual tension between Canon!Seph and Canon!Cloud that Nomura-sama and the rest had to make someone straight to avoid scaring off the non-yaoi fangirls. If those still exist. So they made me some kind of womanizing man-whore. That's kinda mean...I mean, I'm not not shallow. I can commit. I HAVE."
Angeal: *smile, snuggle*
Genesis: *ruins the mood by propositioning your avatar*

Seph's voice actor shows up in almost every yaoi. Angeal's is no stranger either. HEH, someone could have a lot of fun with CC clips and audio from Maiden Rose and Haru Wo Daiteita...someone whose computer doesn't die in protest when I try to mess with Windows Movie Maker. *glare*

Sigh, I PINE for the days of getting beaten by Yunalesca. I miss Lulu and her pathetic magic attacks, and Auron's complicated button-pushing overdrives. I saw a sphere of Seymour and I practically glomped the TV. SEYMOUR!!!!!!!

[ladygunblade.livejournal.com]

Well, he kind of failed. I mean, scenes between you and Aerith were cute and all, but how could anyone think you guys are canon? Sorry, I just fail to see the logic:
1) Guy falls through roof.
2) Girl wakes him up.
3) Lots of really, really awkward flirting ensues for the next HOUR.
4) They only see each other, like, two times after that.
5) Girl telephone-stalks guy.
6) Guy flirts with everyone else.
7) Guy is presumably dead.
8) Girl waits for over five years.

...wait. What?

Though my theory is still that you're bisexual. Nah, I'm just teasing you. I know you can commit. *takes pictures*

I wonder... is voice-acting porn like a stepping stone to normal voice-acting, or is it better than normal voice-acting? Everyone seems to be doing it.

I miss getting my ass kicked because I insisted on having Kimahri in my party at least once too so he'd get AP as well. He's a sweet guy but he's pretty effing useless in battle.
Seymour is awesome. Granted, he's a creepy pedophile with an even creepier pedophilic voice, but his background and personality is just so... interesting! I love minor characters. I remember during the wedding scenes, my sister walked in and said: "...Who's that guy with the dildo on his head?". I nearly died.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: *laughs* "At least Aerith understands now. She's become a total fag hag. When I visited to tell her about me and Angeal, um, you know, getting together, she was all 'HA! I told you!' Well, that's better than her being upset about the way things turned out." *yelps, tries to hide from camera*
Angeal: *holds him still, squeezes, smiles*

LOL, and so often it's the same voices over and over! When they meet up, do they reminisce about it? "Hey, remember that time your character was taking it up the *&%$ from mine and you accidentally called out my real name? That was classic!"

Did you know that Zack!Voice and Cloud!Voice are, like, BFFs and host a radio show together? *sigh* I wonder if they ever get Sephy!Voice on and role-play.

You too? Oh good, it wasn't just me. I liked Kimahri and felt bad about it, but I never used him, except occasionally, out of pity. He's supposed to be this uber-warrior, and he...sucked.

Genesis demands to know the Dutch word for dildo. Gaia help us if he ever makes it to the Red Light district.

[ladygunblade.livejournal.com]

Ha! Aerith as a fag hag. Now that's awesome.

I wonder what they do when they're drunk. I'm hoping something along the lines of "Hey, let's practice!". Heh heh heh heh...

In the beginning he wasn't that bad. He was still rather powerful and not too slow, but then I got Auron and never used Kimahri again. Until I got to the Calm Lands and trained my ass off with him because he had to fight Hans und Franz Biran & Yenke on his own. But nowadays I train everyone 5 levels (or equal levels at the very least) before using the Sphere Grid. That way they're all pretty much equal.

Dildo is dildo. Sorry Gen, no variation there.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Srsly, I wonder how the seiyuu do those sort of recordings. Do they finish and just say "Nice one, see ya tomorrow"? Is there any weirdness?

Hmm, train them up before using the sphere grid, I'll have to remember that...

Genesis: *pout*

[ladygunblade.livejournal.com]

I don't think there's a lot of weirdness. They have this mentality of 'It's just anime, just imagination, so it's okay.' That's why Japanese people are usually okay with things like shota/loli, tentacle porn or even just plain hentai. I think. I read it once, somewhere. XD

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

I sincerely hope the popularity of anime and Japanese things in general here will make my people, over time, a bit less sexually repressed. It's ridiculous. We're all secretly perverts, and yet we react like pilgrims. Gah.

I would guess that seiyuu who are friends and do that sort of work together laugh about it a lot to ease leftover tension. Or maybe they just have sex. Yes, that's much better. :)

[key-of-ra.livejournal.com]

Decorum! *offers bribes of Kiisa's cooking* I want to see that Decorum you promised Kiisa and me.

BBS was awesome. And I have a theory as to why Zack isn't in the first few KH games. ^-^ You see, Sephy, Zacky, and Cloudy all lived at the Coliseum for several years. But then, one day, Sephy realized that he wanted Cloudy. And Cloudy was in love with Zacky. So, Sephy kidnapped Zacky and hid him away, forcing Cloud to go on an epic journey of awesomeness to find his 'light' aka Zacky.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

AWWW. Hey wait, have you played BbS? Is it even out yet? Thieving Turks, I'm telling Nomura! :)

Decorum is going slowly (and back-burnered while I finish a short for a Help Haiti auction, agh I suck at writing on command), and I still haven't found the Tseng-nicknames I picked or come up with good replacements. I can tell you we do run into Kiisa in the next Decorum, and you'll be along once Tseng stops yelling at you.

[key-of-ra.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, cool. ^-^ Kiisa is in the new one.

Kiisa: Epic! *huggles Amarissia*

BBS isn't out in English, but it is out in Japanese. A friend has a Japanese PSP and an imported version of BBS. ^-^ So, no, I haven't played it, but I have seen it played.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

SQUEE, have you seen Zack yet????! He makes the most adorable chibi, as I knew he would, and he's still obsessed with the hero-thing, it seems.

[key-of-ra.livejournal.com]

Yes! OMG he's so adorable! *huggles KH!Zacky*

By far the best part, though, was seeing Ienzo and Isa. Axel kinda scares me now that I've finally played Chain of Memories, thus, I'm not exactly fangirling over Lea. *shrugs* OMG Chibi-Ienzo is CUTE! *huggles Ienzo* Now to find Dyme/Myde. *hunts down Demyx's somebody*

There was an awesome scene in the credits where Lea and Isa got tossed out of the castle and I laughed. Poor Isa, I'm betting that Lea dragged him on some crazy adventure that ended in the getting bodily thrown out by Dilan.

[lrmatthews.livejournal.com]

Gen, baby, as much as I love you, if you tarnish my precious KH with inappropriate porn (ie. not of the Riku/Sora, AkuRoku variety) I will sit on you while L kicks your skinny white ass. ^_^ Tee hee.

But, yeah, Zack in that so freaking adorable!!! I can't wait!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Frankly, at this point, I think Gen will take any opportunity to get L in the vicinity of his ass. But remember, Gen is mako-enhanced. Very fast. He would try to switch their positions and he would do it quickly.

And even little Zack is hero-obsessed and a total flirt. Oh, Zack. :)

[tenxxxryuko.livejournal.com]

Holy Cock-on-a-Stick, you know about little chibi-Zackie in BoS! :D He's like, this sweet 'lil thing with huge eyes, and gangly limbs, and that rapeable voice! Just Squeeness! XD

Cookies Gen? All YOU have to do is flash a beautiful, picture-perfect smile, have that hither look, and all the pretty boys are falling at your feet. And men and women fall at Sephie's feet either dead or unconscious anyways. Angeal's obsessed with Zackie and chibi-Zackie's Pedo-Attractor voice (he's like, what, 12-13?, and he STILL is the Pedo-Materia. D'u~uh, how cute! ^^) but he's no bad looker and Cloud is just that sweet, country-boy with the shy smile that attract men who just want to own him *looks pointedly at Seph* Sometimes, you were just CRAZY with obsession Sephie.

BUT, putting dark sides and cookies and luring young, pretty men into said dark side aside for now, am I the only one who thinks that Terra is the love child produced between Angeal and Zack? Mmm, that would make a lovely m-preg story one day *drools*

Another question: Wait, so Cloud is allowed to see a 12 or 13 year old getting molested by someone more than half their age with an older brother who might or might not have an overly, obsessive and possibly sexual attraction to SAID 12 or 13 year old but cannot watch hot, kick-ass shinigami and a crazy, insane, perverted pedophile doctor? ....Cloud DID watch FMA right? That thing is FULL of insane, pedophile/incest-like alchemists! I don't understand you Sephie...

Smexie-Zack-voice + CC scenes = Brain Explosion from Hotness.

Oh God!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

:) Agree about BbS-Zack!

Angeal: "I don't like to see him described as rape-able, though."

You've definitely got the Choir pegged. And Genesis is tossing his hair, all flattered.

Genesis: "I AM irresistable, yes..."
Angeal: "I am not attracted to Zack as a twelve-year-old, of course!"
Genesis: "Yes, you are, dear. Just admit it. You'll feel better."
Zack: "Leave him alone. It's okay, Angeal." *squeeze*
Angeal: *cuddle*
Genesis: "Wait, why is it okay for HIM to be a total pedo?!"
Zack: "Crap, do not talk about mpreg anywhere near Angeal. He'll start giving me those weird, wistful looks again. NO. No no no."

Sephy? Care to explain your weirdo rules about what Cloud can and can't watch?

Sephy: "I need not. It is my decision."

...

Sephy: *sigh* "Outside the bedroom, Cloud is very innocent. In Loveless, he sees only love. And I believe he mainly watches for the butterflies. If he does notice anything appropriate between Soubi and Ritsuka, it will serve as a cautionary tale about trusting strangers. As for Yami No Matsuei, I don't want to take the chance that the sight of a bad doctor will trigger any bad memories."

(Uh-huh. He just doesn't want to go into psycho-mode as he always does when he sees Muraki. Then Cloud has to take him down, which I think Sephy finds a bit embarrassing.)

Sephy: *ignores me* "I couldn't forbid Cloud FMA. He's much too fond of Al and his grumpy cousin."
Cloud: *giggle*