Quiz Yoinked From Ayuka

[amarissia]

Your result for The Fan Fiction Personality Test...

The Weirdo

Crackfic, Mpreg, and all the other oddities.

You are pretty weird. It's hard to put you in a box. On one hand, you might lean towards the bizarre subgenres; recklessly slash people with inanimate objects, create alternative universes where Harry Potter is a 7 years old girl named Annie and don't take fanfiction very serious. On the other hand, you might be a misunderstood genius that could write Tolkien, Roddenberry and Rice into the ground, and your ideas are simply totally ahead of their time.

However, the chances you're the latter are rather small.

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I know, I know. You're all completely shocked.

SQUEE, omigod, it mentioned Tolkien and the Great Parrot! *fangirls*

By the by, does anyone happen to remember if I ever paired someone with an inanimate object? Because if not, I am a disappointment to myself and I have to go hang out with het writers until I've learned my lesson.

Comments

[freyathedark.livejournal.com]

I think that time that Gen attempted to use a pregnancy test could be considered pairing someone with an inanimate object. If not... just write some smut involving an inanimate object!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

LOL, I forgot about that! Hmm, there ARE further possiblities to explore with a pregnancy test, considering its shape. Not with Genesis, though. Sephy threatened to disembowel himself if he heard of such a thing happening again...

[freyathedark.livejournal.com]

*snigger* Use it on Zack. With how much he and Angeal have been sneaking off, there's always the possibility that a) it'd be positive, causing much amusement, or b) Angeal has a really kinky side and would 'help' Zack to use it.

... Damn, my mind went -straight- to the gutter there.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Plot Bunny Alarm: *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Zack: "AGH! Everyone, defensive positions!" *hides behind Angeal*

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.

[freyathedark.livejournal.com]

... I heard positions. *stares at Zack and Geal* Mmm. Kinky. *grins* I like where this might be going!

[ayuka86.livejournal.com]

Lol, this doesn't describe you AT ALL! So, you must be part of "the latter" they keep mentioning, because I have never read any traces of "Crackfic, Mpreg, and all the other oddities," in any of your fics. And to answer your question, I don't ever remember you pairing someone with an inanimate object... though that doesn't mean you need to go hang with het-writers.

Therefore, it is safe to assume, you are, "a misunderstood genius that could write Tolkien, Roddenberry and Rice into the ground, and your ideas are simply totally ahead of their time." ....which is something I already thought of you for a long time.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

*wiggles* Wow, I don't even know what to say to that! :)

I don't have to go hang out with the het-writers? THANK YOU. I'm sure they're lovely people, but the het, IT BURNS!

[fateofshadow.livejournal.com]

Yay, I got that one too! ^___^ *Proud of weirdness*

Hm, I've not read all of your stories, just the Decorum series, MoA and NWoG but are you sure Zack hasn't humped a table or two? Or maybe that was just a dream I had... >_>

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Oh good, I was starting to feel lonely among all the True Fans.

Hmm, you may be thinking of Genesis. Choir!Genesis, I mean. But he humps everything.

Hmmmmm, a table, that has possibilities. A nice simple design, room to stretch out... *mental gears turning*

[robonun.livejournal.com]

Well, you did have Lazard snuggling a chair in NWoG, dunno if that counts. Reno and his helicopter has been alluded to so often it's kind of vanilla.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

He would have gotten a lot further with that chair if Genesis hadn't been present...

I was also thinking of Reno and his rod...um, his weapon, I mean...but we all know that happens in canon, even if we don't see it. :)

[kwahzutah.livejournal.com]

XDXDXD

That's amazing! I dunno, would the Shoorei count? I know it's technically... YOUKNOWWHAT!, but it's also invisible :/ And you know how special invisible is.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

LOL, if the shoorei doesn't count, Genesis reminded me of a, um, toy Angeal and Zack used in one of my shorts. Still, that was two people, not one person and one inanimate object. :)

[kel-fish.livejournal.com]

I just took this. I guess I'm a True Fan because I like to stay true to characters, but at the same time I only scored 52% slasher, even though all I read/write is slash fic. Murr. I posted the rest of my thoughts on the quiz on the entry, but it was still mostly fun to read the options.

[thefrogg.livejournal.com]

You know, now I'm kinda wondering how an FFVII mpreg fic where Genesis winds up pregnant would go.

That would be...ugly.

*hides from Genesis*

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Genesis: "I shall tell you, then, my dear amphibious friend."
Angeal: *eyeroll*
Genesis: "I would be just as stunning pregnant as I am now, except I would glow...pregnant women do that, right? Do they drink phosphorus or something? Anyway...I would magically keep my lovely figure, and the child would be beautiful. How could any child of mine be otherwise? Also, during the pregnancy, my hormones would require me to have constant sex and the rest of the Choir would happily volunteer to keep me satisfied. It would be brilliant!"
Zack: "Yeah, right. More like a nightmare!"

[saiyaruki.livejournal.com]

Took the test...I got weirdo too....BUT! Slasher was in a close second so I was happy ^^ As I was going through the test though I couldn't help laughing at some of the answers because they sounded like something Genesis would say.

P.S. You do not have to go hang out with the het writers. They will do weird things to you. And yes I know that from experience. There is a reason I don't participate in my friend's plotting sessions. Besides the fact that they usually are about a fandom with sparkly vampires.

P.P.S. And if you never find that person vs. inanimate object scene I'm sure all of us wouldn't mind if you just write one to fill your quota X3

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

*grin*

Omigod, Twifans? You poor dear. I sympathize, all three of my sisters and my mother have been taken by the sparkly menace...

I'm trying to poll the Choir about what inanimate object I should use, but not getting a lot of cooperation. So far I've gotten "tennis racket" from Genesis, "windmill" from Cloud (although he's always yelling about windmills, so that might not count, and "Buster Sword" from an anonymous source. Hmm.

[saiyaruki.livejournal.com]

hehe I'm surprised that Genesis didn't want to do anything with a different and much longer sword *wink wink*

oh and about the sparkly vampires. yes i have read the series and seriously I just thought it was like some half-good fanfiction that somehow got published. Plus I now have to tweak things in my vampire story now so it doesn't seem like i'm ripping off from her which makes me go argh. Well at least my vampires don't sparkle even if they are gay. (oh and if you need some good recovery medicine from Twi I reccomend the Cake series by Kiix over on adultfanfiction.net which is chock full of sexy slashy vampire-y goodness)

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

:) Gay vampires, that's more like it!

Genesis: "Ooh, can I change my vote?" :)