You know the drill. Probably.
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
Damn, That Twelve-Year-Old Is Hardcore
Amarissia: "Welcome to Chez Angst. Our specials today are Crushing Heartache and OMIGOD CANCEL!"
Angeal: "By which Amarissia means she was strongly affected by this one. I think we were all quite absorbed by this story."
Genesis: "MMMFFFF! Mmmmffff."
Angeal: "Genesis is not allowed to comment on this one. I'm not sure Seph should either, considering he gets, uh, quite upset to see small, young people harmed so badly and so frequently."
Zack: "Great Uke Defender."
Sephy-Pants: *frowns* "Amarissia says my character has been altered by the time I have spent looking after Cloud, whose Choir self is rather unlike the Cloud presented in what you call the canon."
Amarissia: "No need to analyze it, Seph, it's sweet. Anyway, FMA follows two young brothers, Edward Elric and - "
Cloud: "Al! I love Al! He's a big suit of armor and he's really nice and he likes kitties, just like me."
Amarissia: "Yes, dear. Ed and Al are alchemists who broke alchemy's big taboo of trying to bring back the dead, and in so doing lost, in Ed's case, an arm and leg, and in Al's case his whole body. They search for the Philosopher's Stone, which supposedly can restore them to normal, and their journey brings them into contact with a lot of fascinating characters and many heartbreaking situations. It's all way more addicting than it sounds. And if you squint, YAY, unequal relationship!"
Cloud: "Ed is my cousin. Amarissia says."
Zack: *laughs* "Yeah, your grumpy, short, shrieking cousin."
Genesis: "Mmmmfff. Rffffss vcssss."
Amarissia: "Huh?"
Genesis: "RFFFSS VCSSS! PDDDO PRRRO."
Amarissia: "Oh, Rufus-voice. Roy is the AWESOME. I should also mention that the English voice cast for FMA is unusually good, so you'll want to check it out in both subs and dubs. And bring tissues. So many tissues."
Genesis: *rips off gag* "Also, the protagonist chibi is so pretty when he angsts."
GRAVITATION
Queer As Folk, The Anime Version
Amarissia: "Cloud has just realized, and informed me with great distress, that we have neglected to review Gravitation, even though it was one of our very first animes. My apologies, Gravitation. I don't know what happened. Certainly that is an anime you don't ever forget. It's probably driven some people to therapy, actually."
Zack: *covers ears with hands*
Angeal: "I'm afraid this was the first time Zack encountered my voice being used by another character, and it was, and is, distressing for him." *pets* "It didn't help that the character has an unpleasant personality."
Amarissia: "Be nice to Yuki. He's a very damaged guy. Even by anime standards. We all liked this one, right, guys?"
Zack: "Except for the voice thing, yeah, it was funny."
Genesis: "And yaoi. Though not nearly explicit enough."
Sephy-Pants: "Amusing, yes. And had we not watched it, Cloud would not have met his friend - "
Sakuma Ryuuichi: "Ryu-chan na no da! Cloudy-chan says I get to help you review this one! Kuma is here too!"
Kumagoro: *waves*
Cloud: "YAY!"
Ryu-chan: "YAY!"
Genesis: "Oh, the idiot savant is back. And clothed. How unfortunate."
Kumagoro: *KUMAGORO BODYSLAM*
Genesis: "Ow! Why are all the hot ones so uncooperative?"
Sephy-Pants: "You know you are not permitted to bother Cloud's friends, Genesis."
Amarissia: "Honeybun, would you like to summarize?"
Ryu-chan: "Gravitation is about Shuichi! He's my friend and he's very shiny. Kuma says when he sings, it's like a rainbow flies out of his mouth and hugs everyone who listens. And it's about Yuki-san too. He's not very nice, but Shuichi loves him, so we should be nice to him. And Touma is in it, and K - "
Zack: "Who likes to shoot at us."
Ryu-chan: " - and Kuma, and me! There's lots of music too, so it should make anyone who watches very happy."
Amarissia: "Thank you, dear. I recommend Gravitation to anyone who can get through it without losing bits of their sanity, and maybe even them. The highlight, of course (other than the mostly awesome music), is Ryu-chan himself, our honorary Choir member. So go watch now if you haven't seen it, and anyone who figures out what the hell a Nittle Grasper is, please let me know, 'cause I'm getting nothing from Ryu-chan."
Ryu-chan: "That's the name of our band!"
Amarissia: "Except that."
MAIDEN ROSE
Okay, This Might Have Just Been A Daydream I Had
Zack: "In the tradition of Ikoku Irokoi Romantan, Amarissia has found another short, explicit and angsty anime to torture us with."
Amarissia: "Zack is just grumpy because Angeal's voice is a workaholic who has a hilarious tendency to get cast as jerkwad semes. Funny how this doesn't bother Genesis."
Genesis: *watching screen* "Looks like Angeal's feeling rape-y today, huh? Hot."
Zack: "AGH! It's not Angeal not Angeal NOT ANGEAL!" *knocks down wall*
Sephy: "I will repair it."
Amarissia: "Zack's repression-induced psychosis aside, we liked this one, right guys?"
Zack: "NO."
Angeal: "I don't like anything that upsets Zack so much...and I wish my voice would stop choosing such disturbing parts. I am not a scary person, right? Is my voice really that threatening?" *is tortured*
Genesis: "Well, I liked it. Angst and pretties and sex, it has all the right ingredients."
Amarissia: "The other Pervert Twin concurs. Sephy?"
Sephy: "I didn't see it all. You may recall that I escorted Cloud out of the room toward the end of the first OVA."
Amarissia: "By 'escorted', he means picked up and ran with, because the earplugs and blindfold were in another room."
Cloud: "We have lots of blindfolds. And handcuffs. We use them for - "
Amarissia: "Anyway, this is another one of those cautionary tales in which a (pseudo-)Japanese hottie is...um...let's call it seduced, by a (pseudo-)foreigner. Dammit, Japan, it's your fault for all being so molestable."
Angeal: "It's probably a good thing we don't have a portal to Japan here..."
Amarissia: "Zack?"
Zack: *suspiciously* "What?"
Amarissia: "It's hard being Japanese, isn't it?"
Zack: *snaps, knocks down three more walls while screeching that he's Gongagan*
Angeal: "You never get tired of that, do you?"
WINTER CICADA/FUYU NO SEMI
Another Round of Applause For Gay Samurai, Everyone!
Amarissia: "Oh, Japan. You are just an adorable bag of crazy, aren't you?"
Genesis: "Either those horrifying wigs go, or I do."
Amarissia: "We actually watched this quite a while ago, but I felt a bit KO'd by the history of it. Since wading through Mirage of Blaze, however, I find this one has become a total cakewalk. Also, sob-inducing."
Cloud: "Seph's voice! It's got Seph's voice!"
Zack: "I think almost every yaoi has Seph's voice. Seph, your voice is a big gay pervert, you realize this, right?"
Sephy: "..."
Genesis: "Aside from the Goddess-awful wigs, it is a compelling story. Forbidden love, star-crossed samurai, Seph-voice getting buggered by the voice of Shinou from Kyou Kara Maou and Tsuzuki from Yami No Matsuei. That's one person, by the way. Would have been way hotter if it was two. Threesome!"
Amarissia: "Anyway - "
Genesis: "History would be much better if it really had blond samurai and outdoor threesomes."
Amarissia: "Yes. These two actors make an excellent on-screen (in-booth?) couple, by the way. That reminds me, should we review Haru Wo Daiteita?"
Zack: "NO!"
Genesis: *sniffle* "It's all so tragic...lovers kept apart by politics and forced to deal with a plot when all they really want is those precious moments of smut..."
Zack: "Are you crying?"
Genesis: "YES, because I have a soul! No one appreciates art and no one appreciates meeee!" *storms off*
Amarissia: "Uh, maybe we should move on."
Genesis: *from a distance* "YOU'RE ALL MADE OF STONE! STONE!"
NERIMA DAIKON BROTHERS
Your Panda-Groping Now Comes With Musical Accompaniment
Amarissia: *is not even kidding about the above*
Sephy: "Not only has Amarissia made peace with English over-dubbing, she now makes us watch some animes in English first. Her inconsistency is most perplexing."
Genesis: "Seph, all they care about is if this anime has pretty things and/or hot sex. Yes to the first, alas, no to the second, but there are some suggestive moments."
Zack: "Most of which involve a panda."
Cloud: "The panda is sooooo cute!"
Zack: "Not like that, though."
Genesis: "Oh, I don't know..."
Amarissia: "This anime features three main characters - grumpy daikon farmer Hideki, his adorably apathetic brother Ichiro, and their airhead southerner cousin Mako - "
Cloud: "Mako?" *pout* "Am I gonna get poisoned again?"
Genesis: "Possibly. The girl is a total whore."
Amarissia: " - who dream of making it big with their singing group, called Nerima Daikon Brothers, which I'm sure makes grammatical sense in the original Japanese and uses the generic word for 'sibling(s)' - "
Genesis: "Whatever. All you need to know is that it's largely done in song, highly amusing, and quite filthy."
Angeal: "And features many of the voice actors that Amarissia likes to stalk through YouTube."
Cloud: "I like the Panda songs."
Amarissia: "Because nothing says 'awesome' quite like a host-club uke singing suggestively to a fluffy animal."
CLOSE THE LAST DOOR
Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Amarissia: "I knew it! I knew I'd find a yaoi one with Zacky's voice!"
Zack: "AGH!" *clings to Angeal*
Angeal: *is torn between Zack's cuteness, the hotness of him in a yaoi and his usual possessiveness*
Genesis: "Silly Puppy. You act like this is bad or something."
Zack: "It is bad! It's an invasion of...something! Privacy! SOMETHING!"
Angeal: *kiss*
Zack: *kiss, snuggle*
Genesis: "By all means, let's just film our own."
Sephy: "Zack, if it makes you feel better, it seems they have paired you with my voice."
Zack: "Huh? Oh...well yeah, that makes it a little better. But seriously - "
Genesis: "Hee hee, Puppy-voice was making naughty noises!"
Zack: "Shut up!"
Genesis: "And didn't we recently see Puppy-voice shaking his butt on YouTube? Oh, Zack, you wonderful little slut."
Angeal: *FISTSMASH*
Genesis: *flies into wall*
Zack: "I'm not a girl, I can kick his ass myself."
Angeal: "I know. I thought you'd like me to hold him for you."
Zack: *smile*
Genesis: *from the wall* "Not the face! It's too valuable! THINK OF MY FANGIRLS!"
Currently in progress: Ghost Stories (in dub), FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (in sub), and Wallflower (in dub). I have sold my soul and the receipt could be anywhere.
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I watched Winter Cicada with Sai. She said I have no soul for not crying at the end.
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It was really sad. She has no soul.
BUT YES I LOVE THAT ANIME! :D
Also, Zack VAs a seme in Sensitive Pornograph. I was like "WHAT THAT MAKES NOOOO SENSE!"
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Also, Manga Fox.
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Seen FMA or more accurately read it, was very impressed...seen Gravitation, was not very impressed...ooh, a new one! Hmm, let's see if I can find this "Maiden Rose", which I'm guessing involves no maidens at all.
Yep! I was right. No women. Well, there was one nurse-lady you saw for about half a frame, but she doesn't count.
I doubt you're actually interested, but my thoughts on it, written as I watched the first OVA:
"Eurote." How obvious can you get?
It makes no sense to ride a motorcycle into combat. None. At all. It's good that both partners are pretty badass, even if Taki conspicuously does no actual fighting--it's a nice change from the normal ineffectual uke.
...who owns a bed that big? Honestly. Also, "you're overflowing now" will never be a hot sentence.
SMALL CHILD, THAT IS NOT THE WAY YOU RIDE A MOTORCYCLE. SIT DOWN, HOLD ON TIGHTER, AND PUT ON A GODDAMN HELMET.--wait, that's what this kid reminds me of! Cloud, only actually assertive.
...oh. Man, that was cruel. --Wait, what? What a copout! I thought the kid had been shot! Man, how annoying. I hate it when authors chicken out like that.
Wait, how did they fit such a huge bed in that little cabin? Hey, are they going to invite the kid to join? ...awww. *shot*
...that's just effing disrespectful. Poor little uke! D: Eww, blood. Icky. Some bodily fluids I don't like in my yaoi. ...dude, this is bordering on rape. This is a little disturbing. Ewww.
There is no way a military commander would tell a cadet information like that, even a cute one like
CloudYamato....is he dead? Did he literally get fucked to death? Woah, that's kind of a downer. Huh. ...I'm going to watch the rest of it, aren't I? >.<
That's all for this one! I might watch the others, though if I comment on them my post won't be as
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Did you watch the rest? Can you explain to me the
lack oflogic? I may have missed something, because Sephy went into uke-defender mode and started glaring at Angeal, then a squabble ensued and there was a lot of omnislash-related damage. :)no subject
... Now, -there's- an idea... Angeal starring in a porno... with Zack... Excuse me while I go die from the utter -hot- that would ensue. Gen can give them technical advice.
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I actually try to find every anime I want to watch in english first so they can have a chance against the critics out there that say that all english dub is horrible. But if I can't see it in english I am perfectly happy to watch it in subs when/if it comes out in english eventually.
that reminds me.....
Oh! By the way is it ok to recommend some animes to you?!
there are a few right now that I like that might interest you.
D.N.Angel-Ed voice as one of the leads in english dub(that character is my picture)...pretty good despite the het,but what can you do?...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn-Many pretties in a school setting...sort of...OH! with Mafia too! and an almost naked boy(runs around in his underware yelling a portion of the time)it is long ongoing close to Bleach in length but oh so worth it later on, after you get thru most of the first season it changes from flat out comedy to action. very cool.and by the way...(look at Hibari and Mukuro most of all...in my opinion, got to love the mean/dark ones.)
07-Ghost-the pretties....and 3 of them are bishops...yes as in church. tear jurker though and short for now(heard they may make a second season so*fingers crossed*)
and a new Yaoi one that recently was subbed...only one OVA right now called-Seitokaichou ni Chuukoku
Wow....sorry for making this so long and if you have no interest in them or have heard of/seen some I apoligise in advance for wasting your time, but I look forward to you and the Choirs antics in the future...And my many screaming anime muses all say hi...at the same time....and I mean I have a harem in here...but oh the smutty ideas they fill my dreams with that make this headache so worth it.
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I just recently got non-phobic enough about to anime to be able to have it in the house (weird, I know), so my collection is quite small, but I already have the whole series plus movie of FMA too. :) I can't wait till Brotherhood comes out on DVD!
I tend to watch in Japanese first, but if I hear a lot of positive stuff about the dub and/or some favorite actors are in it (Vic Mignogna, Chris Patton, Greg Ayres, etc.) I sometimes try the dub first.
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I should really start watching FMA brotherhood too... Im already reading the manga. And I see you mention Wallflower in there! Is the one with the four guys and the goth girl?
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Yep, that's Wallflower, four bishies trying to make a morbid girl into a proper lady. I hope it doesn't give the Choir any ideas...
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And Ed, glorious badass Ed, I loves him to bits.
Haven't seen any of the others... Maybe I should?
*huggles Gen-Gen*
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Oh yes, you should! :)
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Not only have you gotten me completely hooked on Kyou Kara Maou and made me sell my soul to the awesomeness that is Sara, now I have to watch MORE?! At this rate, I'll never get any actual studying done... ever... Oh well, I have yaoi. Who needs school?
Angeal, no, not the face! For the love of all that is holy, spare the face!
Don't worry Gen, I've got your back. No-one can resist the pleading pathetic voice and the puppy-dog eyes. And even if Angeal can, you'll still own the small part of my soul that yaoi doesnt'!
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Angeal: "Of course." *eyeroll*
HEE HEE HEH, sorry about the lack of studying, but it is hard to resist, isn't it?
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And yes, Genesis, your public needs, adores, worships and loves you. Do I need to stroke your ego further? ^^
So hard to resist! I probably could, if I really wanted to, but eh. Yaoi calls!
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I like Gravitation a lot, Ryu-chan and all. It´s got great songs too.
I´m getting curious about FMA, sounds interesting. Ed is missing arm and leg? I saw only pictures, but he´s got everything attached, poor dear.
Oh, and now I have to see Winter cicada, I´m curious about Genesis´ wigs issue ;oD
Cloudy-chan, you´re such a cutie! ;o) Am glad you have Sephy to look after you.
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OOOH, FMA. I avoided it for a long time because (a) it's popular (b) it's non-yaoi and (c) I thought it was some uncomplicated kiddie thing. BWA HA HA HA. No. It's taken over my brain. In fact, I'd have to say it's my all-time favorite anime. (Sorry to Death Note and Kyou Kara Maou, I love you guys too.)
Genesis: "Oh, Goddess, the wigs." *snuggles into hug* "Hide me from the hideous wigs!"
Cloud: *giggle, hides under Sephy's hair*
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"Germany! Germany! Help! Help! Help!" LOL. Do they...what...I don't even know where to begin to ask...
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FMA: watched it, loved it. Watching Brotherhood and loving it too. Reading the manga and am kinda confused, but is awesome!
Gravitation: have not finished yet. Yuki's run off to New York to do something or other though, and that was ages ago...should probably finish.
Maiden Rose: Wow, totally going on the list of Things to Watch. And what was that you used blindfolds and handcuffs for, Cloudy? Collateral damage must be terrible with Zack's tantrums.
Winter Cicada/Fuyu no Semi: This one sounds long. Longer at any rate. How long is it? Because if it's short enough, it's definitely on the list. Sephy-voice and Shinou-voice in the same anime? Must see! And I agree with GenGen: history would have been so much better with blonde samurai and outdoor threesomes.
Nerima Daikon Brothers: Pandas? Huh? This requires further investigation...
Close the Last Door: OMG, on the list. Zack and Seph voice yaoi! And Zacky, be nice to GenGen. Lots of crazy fangirls will be very upset with you if you ruin his face. Because death can be bypassed with enough plot-twisting, but disfigurement tends to stick around.
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New York is Yuki's sulking place, the grumpy bastard. Gah, I can't get too mad at him, poor thing...*suppresses spoilers*
Cloud: *bounce* "Seph and I play with handcuffs and blindfolds at night! We - "
Please don't, sweetie. Your cheery-chibi tone of voice creeps me out when you gleefully talk about kinky things.
Fuyu No Semi is short, 3 OVAs at about twenty minutes each? All easily found on YouTube too!
Zack: "Eh, I always cure Genesis after I beat him up. I'm not mean or anything."
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FMA manga is...100+ chapters, each chapter maybe 30-40 pages. Pretty long, as far as manga goes, but pretty short as well, if you compare it to those mainstream ones that I'm scared to touch anymore, like Bleach and Naruto. But Brotherhood is essentially the manga in anime form, so you won't miss a lot, except the anime seems more fast-paced for some reason.
I agree. Choir!Cloudy is so sweet, it's easy to forget that he turns around and has wild, kinky sex with Sephy when we can't watch. And then he talks about it and it makes it even weirder.
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I'm liking Brotherhood a lot, though I think I prefer the original anime. So who knows, the manga might even disappoint me! :) I'm not missing a lot, though? Does Ed do more short rants in the manga or anything? :)
It is weird. I'm just glad I don't...hear him...anymore.
Cloud: "We use gags too!"
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You know, I just read the first volume of a manga called Ooku. It takes place in Edo Japan, and nearly all young men have been affected by a disease, causing the male population to drop by I think 75% or something. Not only does this mean male and female roles have (nearly) been reversed, the (female) Shogun keeps the most beautiful men in her inside chambers. All of them. Gorgeous men. In a room. With no women. Does this not scream yaoi? There's nothing explicit yet, just a few hints here and there, but since you seem to enjoy both yaoi and traditional Japanese settings, I thought I'd let you know :)
AND I MISSED EVERYTHING AROUND HERE! ZANGEAL IS CANON WTF?! HOW COULD I NOT HAVE CHECKED YOUR LJ FOR THIS LONG? *throws confetti and dances around in it* Oh, congratulations! No more suppressed feelings and no more UST! I could weep with joy! Look at you two being all cutesy without having to be in denial. Well, without Zack being in denial. Awww...
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Zack: *laughs, brushes confetti out of hair* "Thanks."
Angeal: *snuggles* "From me as well."
Cloud: "Isn't it great? YAY!" *gathers up confetti, tosses it*
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Gravitation! One of my first ever yaoi exposing starters. Because if it and Ai no Kusabi, yaoi was found! It holds a very special place in my heart. And Shuu-chan's and Yuki's relationship was quite the tear jerker! And now that you mention it, Gravitation IS a lot like Queer as Folk! Yuki is Brian, Shuu-chan is Justin, and we have the misfit gang all together. Only there isn't a lesbian couple but we can spare the little details!
So many new things to check up on! Maiden Rose I might look up, but I'm definitely checking on Winter Cicada and Close the Last Door!
Zackie!! *scowls* Don't hurt Gen and his perfect face! *coos at Gen* Don't worry GenGen, your fangirls would nurse you back to health and send you a gift of tied up, pretty minors. *beams* There, there. *hands him Ed and Al plushie* Don't you think the whole incest, brother-love-love thing is just so cute...and indecently hot? Or is it just me? I like LingEd and RoyEd, but a good AlEd just makes me melt into fangirl goo.
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Ling! I love Ling! I love his seiyuu, so no wonder...
Oh, Al-voice. Aaron is so funny in the panel footage I've seen on YouTube. In one he was asked if anyone ever gave him yaoi doujinshi, and he was like "Uh, no, no one has ever given me porn." And once he and Vic were asked what they think of Elricest, and Aaron said "Why would you even ask us that?!"
I know, right? Gravitation is QAF, completely. Definitely check out Winter Cicada, but be careful about Close the Last Door. It's one of those old, weird-looking ones that I only watch for the pornings.
Genesis: *is comforted*
Zack: "AGH!"
Angeal: "What, Puppy?"
Zack: "Look what he's doing with the Ed and Al plushies! Make him stoppppppp!"
Genesis: "They were, um, wrestling?"
Cloud: *steals Al plushie, cuddles it*
Cloud is a big fan of Al...
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