Nicknames That Start With P - A Dialogue With the Choir

[amarissia]

I intended this post to be an explanatory one - a why-I'm-here sort of thing, but since my fictitious playthings are about to hijack it, I'll make this quick.  Perverts should, when possible, be among their own kind, and this seems like a good place for it.  Basically, I learned of a group called Crisis Hardcore, and I was like, I'm in!

Zack: "Oh, great, there's more like you?"

Fine, fine.  Enter the choir.

Sephy-Pants:   "I am not a choir.  I am a general and will be accorded the proper - "
Me:  "Naked blond toys?"
Sephy-Pants:  "Well, yes.  But I must protest the demeaning nickname."
Zack:  "You?  How do you think I feel?"
Me:  "I had to give you a nickname, Sephy, or you'd be left out.  We've got the Puppy - "
Zack:  *glares*  "Stupid Angeal."
Me:  "The Puppet - "
Cloud:  "Eh.  Better than Zack's."
Me:  "And now - "
Sephy-Pants:  "Pants?"
Cloud:  "Um, does anyone need to know this stuff?  Shouldn't you just tell them you're gonna post stories here about all the unspeakable things you make us do?"
Zack:  "Oh, yeah, that's right.  I'm not talking to you.  You're completely desecrating Angeal's memory, if you ask me."
Me:  "When I want your opinion, I'll remove the gag."
Sephy-Pants:  "But...Pants?"
Me:  "You wear them, don't you?"
Cloud:  "Not often, actually.  Not around us, at least."
Me:  "What about...Sephy-Panties?  I don't like that as much."
Sephy-Pants:  "I do not wear these 'panties' you speak of.  Though I may be reduced to such a condition if you keep allowing Zack in my underwear drawer."
Cloud:  "Can we go to sleep now?"
Me:  "Of course, my little Cloudy.  I need you guys fresh for the next round of debauchery."
Sephy-Pants:  "What?"
Me:  "You heard me, Deaf-iroth."

Having three pieces of CG eye candy living in your closet is not all it's cracked up to be.  You wouldn't believe how much rope and duct tape I go through.    

Comments

[riyu-riya.livejournal.com]

Hee, I'd like to be accorded the proper naked blond toys! But then, I'm not a general, so I suppose I'll just have to survive...

I ended up here via your story on Crisis Hardcore -- and I say, screw the "proper" introduction and bring on the perversion!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Aye-aye, Not-General Riyu Riya! More perversion will come!

Sorry, Zacky, but an order from a Not-General is like an order from a general.

Zack: "That doesn't even make sense."

When I want your opinion, I'll remove the gag.

[riyu-riya.livejournal.com]

Yes, and that's a standing order, lieutenant! Perversion to continue until it's ordered to cease!

(Hmm, need to practice this commanding thing if I wanna reach your level, but it has much fun potential!! ::grin::)

[pixeled.livejournal.com]

Deaf-iroth! *Almost spews Dr. Pepper at screen*

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

The CG eye candy: "Ah!" *duck*

LOL

[mirukail.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I love your banters... although, I kind of feel like the random guy that saunters into a group of friends all laughing and joking; the one that tries to make a joke and get's the, "....who the hell are you, again?", in response. lmfao.

So... *insert witty comment here* Your writing amuses me!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

:) Thank you! Don't worry, the Choir welcomes your presence. But please, ignore Zack if he asks you to help him escape. We have a problem with that. Heh.