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'Tis I, your adored idol Genesis. Amarissia has decided to break with her tradition of wasting this energetic holiday by staring at horror-game walkthroughs and is instead typing and viewing convention panel footage. And let me tell you, once she gets started on that, there is no luring her away, for hours. So since I'm the one everyone really hangs about this place for, I've been asked to say a few words to you.
My friends, what a year. We've had Madness, we've had Wrath, I've had some really unbelievable things up my *BLEEP*. Angeal, what the hell? You can't *BLEEP*ing censor me now, I am speaking to my public! Hmph! Ignore him, my dears. He's been repressing since we joined this Choir thing and it'll take some time for him to get out of the habit. That reminds me, yes, we've had a big breakthrough just recently, ne? So we end the year with Angeal slightly less stuffy than before, and Puppy will be a lot more cheerful now that he'll be getting regular injections of hot SOLDIER *BLEEP*. I can't even say *BLEEP*? Explain the logic behind this, Angeal, you *BLEEP*ing pansy! It's anatomy and it's nothing to be ashamed of! I have a *BLEEP*, a very nice one, and you do too, I've told you that, or have you forgotten those nights under the stars in *BLEEP*? What? Now you're censoring the name of our village? What, are you in the Ephebophile Protection Program now?
Plebeian, he's made me veer off-topic, and I am famous for my ability to discourse wittily! Hmmph. Well, since a certain SOLDIER of my acquaintance refuses to let me speak freely, I will simply wish you all a lovely New Year. Amarissia has asked me to assure you that she has been passing along your comments to Angeal and Puppy, who, in case you've been wondering, are very much in new-couple-stare-dreamily-at-each-other mode. Which is nothing they haven't been doing all this time, but at least now 'Geal will actually get some, which is much healthier and will spare him having to fondle himself to KH: Birth By Sleep trailers like me.
To all you who have become our friends in this strange, three-dimensional world Amarissia inhabits, to all who have fed me pornings and encouraged Amarissia into new fandoms which provide me further pornings, and to those of you who have the good taste to squeeze my ass as I slip in and out of the portals - our thanks and our love to you. In the coming year, let's all make a vow now to be gentle to one another as far as we are able, to live in harmony as the Goddess wills, and for fuck's sake, to get me laid at least once, okay? I mean, I can't tell if my balls are blue or if we've just started storing Support Materia in my pants.
And on that delicious mental image, I shall leave you. I remain, with great affection, your loving
Genesis
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And hello, you sexy thing, you! Genesis, just so you know, I'm writing some delicious porn for you. There's going to be a nice little uke for you to play with.
Happy New Year, Ammy and Choir!
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Genesis: "Porn? Uke?" *grin*
You've made him very happy...and me, of course. :)
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Happy New Year to you, the rest of the Choir, and Amarissia of course!
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(muffled from under the bed, looking for those fireworks) Send him the porn!
Vincent: (sigh) (nudges stack of yaoi in Genesis' direction)
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Honey, leave Vinnie alone at least till we're sure he's not Seph's dad, 'kay?
Genesis: "But that makes it hotter!"
*sigh* :)
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Vincent: *pointedly ignoring Genesis* "It takes very little to satisfy you, doesn't it?"
You and GenGen...could totally see it! I think there's already some on the Internet! Although it is a little awkward with the whole may-or-may-not-be-Sephy's-dad thing. Never stopped anyone before though. ;)
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Sephy: *eyes twitch*
Cloud: "Wouldn't that make Vincent like my father-in-law? That's weird." *giggle* "We could go fishing! Wanna go fishing, Vincent? But we have to throw them back right away before they die, 'cause I like fishies."
Sephy: *eyes twitch*
Genesis: "Has anyone done some kinky Vin/Seph? Lot of possiblities there. Hey Seph, while you're doing it you could call him - "
Sephy: *snaps, attacks*
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Vincent: *cocks Death Penalty*
- but that would be very, very unkind of me to give you the link to it, Genesis. At least it would be while I'm not behind a bulletproof sheild. Or three, just in case. I think Vinny's been raiding Train Heartnet's bullet stash or something. Those things go through anything that isn't more than three feet thick.
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Genesis: *smirk* "Riiiight." *cocks his...don't make me type it, please*
Angeal: "Genesis, put your pants back on. Please."
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Vincent: *snarls*
Woah, dangerously close to Chaos mode there. Anyway, here you go! http://ff.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600081556
Now I'm going to barricade myself under the bed. I'll bring the wooden stakes and holy water just in case.
Vincent: "I am NOT a vampire!"
YES, YOU ARE!
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Sephy: *haunted expression*
Cloud: "I think you broke Seph." *hugs*
Sephy: "I need to go impale myself on something sharp."
Cloud: "Don't worry, I'll hug him back to normal!"
Poor Vinnie. :) But it could be worse! You could...sparkle.
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Vincent: *shudders* "I'd rather not think about that. Vulnerable as traditional vampires may be, they are largely preferable over...those..."
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Uh, 'cause you've had your man-tool in it? Just a guess. :)
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delicious, amazing, porntastichorrible idea, given the new couple status of Angeal and Zacky. Maybe Gen can just have a little bit of fun with Angie for..you know...old times' sake. I'm sure Zack would love to watch that. I sure as hell would. =DHappy New Year to you and the Choir! <3
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Zack: "Watch Angeal with him? No way! Mine! I mean, uh..."
Angeal: *smiles, hugs*
I think threesome is an awesome idea. Or more camera-play? *GRIN*
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Happy, happy, happy new year to you and the choir (HOORAY FOR THE HAPPY COUPLE!!!!!!!!!!) and of course, you, darling Ammy!!!!! :D Congrats on making it through another year!
Love to the Nth degree (where N is a very large number)
Monaaaaaa *throws penis-shaped confetti she got a Bebett and Schwartz* HA!
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Zack: "You're writing me with Genesis? Gah. But Angeal too, right?" *blush*
Angeal: *squeeze*
HEEEE, I can't wait!!!! Thank you! *hugs*
Genesis: *sticks out tongue for confetti* "Look how many I can fit in my mouth at once."
Angeal: *facepalm*
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:)
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And Gen, maybe if you work -really- hard at it, Seph'd let you join him and Cloudy? For a New Year's gift? ;D If not, you've got plenty of fans willing to squeeze your ass right here.
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Sephy: "Hmmph."
Genesis: "But I'm not allowed to touch Blondie. I was only recently given permission to speak to him." *strategically places butt near portal* "Oh my, how exposed I am." *snickers*
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*shameless groping* Oh, the stories these portals could tell...
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Happy New Year Gen! I'm making a resolution to fondle your butt more often this year. We just need to keep it quiet--that's not a conversation I'm looking forward to having with my husband even if you're gay. :D And I'll, uh, pass on the punch.
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Genesis: "Puppy had just bent over to pick something up, so 'Geal got distracted."
Zack: *shoves*
Genesis: "My butt and I will be waiting. And really, if you just show your husband a picture of me, he'll understand! Oh, I just had an - "
I'm going to end this comment before he starts hitting on your husband.
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So, yeah, Angeal... be nice and stop censoring Genchan. We all know what he's saying (and thinking) so the beeping sound is just annoying. And trust me, there's nothing he can say that we haven't already thought/wrote/fantasied about... and most of the time we can out do him... trust me on this. It's just better for everyone involved you let him say it and get it all over with. Then we can get back to reading/writing the sexing.
I'll defend you Gen!!
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Genesis: *smirk* "See, 'Geal?"
Angeal: *sigh* "But there are children here."
Zack: *scowl*
Angeal: "I didn't mean you, Puppy! I was referring to Cloud and Near."
Genesis: "Nice save. And thank you, my dear! It's nice to have allies, since no one here appreciates me properly!"
There he goes again... :)
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*Sporfle!!* "and for fuck's sake, to get me laid at least once, okay? I mean, I can't tell if my balls are blue or if we've just started storing Support Materia in my pants."=Best line evar!!
I'd suggest that Genesis and Aerith would be a perfect "opposites attract" pair, but I really don't want either of them chasing me through my dreams with their respective weaponry.Oh look here at what I've found...it's a naked, bound and gagged Reno! http://bayimg.com/image/maachaacj.jpg Someone should let him outor not!*attempting to distract from what I didn't say, with the shiny, in case Genesis or Aerith read minds.* :-Pno subject
Sephy: "Ah, that image brings back fond memories. I've had to discipline that particular Turk a few times, you see."
Genesis: "Aerith? Puppy and Blondie's friend?" *wrinkles nose* "Eww, she has boobies."
Happy holiday to you too. :)
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Cloud: "Kitties! YAY!"
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Have no fear, Genesis, you are still loved by all, no matter how much Angeal censors you. Tell Amarissia to let you out more often! And, in the spirit of new beginnings, I gently nudge you all in the general direction of Code Geass. It's like Kyou Kara Maou, )which I am now completely addicted to now, damnit! But, wow, Sara does make it even gayer!) in that all the yaoi is implied, but by god do they imply it! Sure to set off Genesis' shota complex!
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Sooooo, how you like Sara? Aside from him setting off all the Gay Alarms. I like his weird theme music.
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Love Sara, but the whole "the OVAs never happened" thing was kinda confusing. Sara introduced himself at the dance, and I was kinda "I swear I know that guy from somewhere..." 0.o Sleep deprivation does not make anime make sense...
Before I forget, the results of three hours spent crawling in a dusty ventilation shaft, all ripped to DVD for your veiwing pleasure! *hands to Genesis, 'cause he's just that awesome* Enjoy, and share with Amarissia! She might need inspiration to write more!
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Oh yeah, the OVAs! Did I ever see all of them? OMIGOD, I don't know!
I like Sara's oriental-sounding theme music, it really goes with his uber-blondness. :)
Genesis: *squee* "Thank you, my dear, I think this will inspire both of us! Her to write, me to...well, it's something I do in the bathroom. And outside Angeal's door, sometimes."
Angeal: "What?"
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Dear Genesis, what would the new year be without you saying a couple of nicely chosen words? And don´t worry, you´ll get laid more than once, that´s for sure... Can´t you talk Sephy into a threeway? No? Ok, just wondering about those yummy possibilities... ;oD
Angeal, stop censoring, it´s not working anyway. And we all know where you come from, so there. Concentrate on Zack or something. And congratulations on him! ::throws rose petals on the love-birds::
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Cloud: "SILVERIN! You're supposed to play checkers with me, remember?"
He still doesn't get the difference between Czech and checkers.
Zack: *blushes* "You heard, huh?" *laughs*
Angeal: *beams, squeezes*
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Awww, Cloudy-chan, we can play Czech checkers anytime you want to ;oD We´re getting quite a lot of snow now, so Cloud, take Zack and come make snow-angels (in Zack´s case snow-puppies), it´s fun!
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Zack: *looks at Angeal*
Angeal: *smile* "Go on."
Cloud: "YAY! Snow-Cloudy!" *leaps*
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