Hitler Was Not Dazzled By Breaking Dawn

[amarissia]

'Nuff said.

Comments

[monalovely.livejournal.com]

Haaahahahaha. I think it's our entire collective response to the whole fandom MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

"OH GO SHOVE A CANON UP YOUR ASS! She weilds the powers of the Mary Sue Amulet of FUCK YOU!!!! ARGGHHHHH!!"

Most epic line in the world. XDDD

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

It was the most awesome line ever, wasn't it? :)

[moonlit-vampire.livejournal.com]

I almost fell outta my chair laughing at that. That was excellent. :D

[robonun.livejournal.com]

Dear Hitler in the bunker, is there anything that can't be made funny by you and your skillful subtitling? (This is not a challenge, by the way. It's a plea to the gods of common sense and grammar.)

[green-animation.livejournal.com]

and I miss a heroine I don't want to stab with rusty scissors...Amen, Hitler, Amen.

Also, on an unrelated note, I was re-reading several chapters of Not Wrath of Gods last night, fell asleep and dreampt the ending to it. Your character work has made it into my subconcious = way better than Stephanie Meyer.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

...why does everyone dream about my stories but me? *pout*

:) Thank you. And that takes talent, since I haven't written the ending yet. You must let me know if yours and mine match up when the story is over! Freaky.

[green-animation.livejournal.com]

will do =] I think it was because i read too many chapters at once just before bed and overloaded my brain with it. Not complaining though =]

[tenxxxryuko.livejournal.com]

*LAUGHING FUCKING ASS OFF*

Cloudie: *stares cutely at me* I never knew someone could be so red in the face! ....Uh, Seph, I think she can't breath.

Seph: *places Cloud on lap and pets his hair* Don't worry, Genesis and Angeal will make sure she doesn't die...yet.

Cloudie: *stares up at Seph* But I LIKE her. *whines*

Seph: *sighs and continues to pet hair* Yes, yes, luv.

*I'm STILL laughing my ass off....can't breathe*

Gen: *glares at idiot couple* If you believe I'm going to commit some kind of het mouth-to-mouth action, tell your Masamune to shove yourself in the ass Seph. *ponders* I can try and slap her, though.

Angeal: *slaps Gen and brought Zack* You know what to do, right Pup?

Zack: *grumbles but salutes* Roger! *walks up to me*

*I stop laughing and glomp Zack...shows Zack video...we both start laughing our ass off*

MISION: STOP CRAZY AUTHOR FROM LAUGHING....FAILED.

Fav lines: "I thought her and Jake were gonna hook up, but instead he's humping Renestard's leg?!"

"But then after than mortal wound, she suddenly becomes Hotter Than You Since 2008?"

"I know...spoilers suck ass."

"Oh yesh, she wields the powers of the Mary Sue Amulet of FUCK-YOU."

The wonderfulness of editing! XD

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

HEE, the Mary-Sue amulet part was my favorite. That needs to be put on a t-shirt.

[chalkbutterfly.livejournal.com]

I can't breathe... That was EPIC!
I completely agree with Hitler, though. When Breaking Dawn came out, I was on holiday in France, and none of the local bookstores were going to get it in until it was translated. So, I went on Wikipedia to find out what happened. After laughing my ass of that someone put such an obviously fake description on Wikipedia, I called a friend who bought the book, and she had to convince me that was what really happened. It took her about half an hour!
When I first read it, when I got back to Ireland, I thought "How the hell did this crappy fanfiction get published, when there are much better authors out there!"

[icewolf89.livejournal.com]

That... was brilliant! xD I laugh my ass off!

[emokirby24.livejournal.com]

Lol, it made me laugh. Very entertaining! Thanks for sharing! =D

[jeza-red.livejournal.com]

...EPIC is THAT!!
Oh my Ghod, it's just.... EPICXDDDDD

no wonder the guy started a war, after reading that crap I'm not surprised

[jaded-grin.livejournal.com]

Good god, that was hilarious! *puts it in favorites along with Hitler Raps*

[nemesiscage.livejournal.com]

I love the twilight series and even I had to laugh. On a side note . . . is X/1999 yaoi? I've seen tiny clips on youtube and I'm kinda curious about it. Any opinions?

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I don't know, I've never heard of that. I must remember to investigate once the Choir and I have finished with Winter Cicada.

Zack: "Can't take...any more...gay samurai..."

[nemesiscage.livejournal.com]

The little bits I've seen don't look bad. And tell Zack that the gay samurai probably aren't going away any time soon. And they aren't so bad after all. No worse than gay SOLDIER members. lol.

[key-of-ra.livejournal.com]

That was boss. Oh my god. *hugs Amarissia* I love you for showing me this.