Can't...Learn...Any More...Stories...

[amarissia]

Sooo, I thought I'd announce to the ether that I've been dicking around on YouTube spoiling Bleach desensitizing myself to the scary orange-haired guy, and I've decided to give the enormous beastly thing a try, even though it will probably fry my brain once and for all. So, yeah. When I'm caught up with FMA and maybe finished Wallflower, to minimize the damage to my head. Choir, are we in agreement?

Genesis: "Didn't we used to talk to the little silver-haired chibi? Wasn't he one of the fangirl-muses we used to converse with?"

Oh, that's right, huh? One of Sephy's cousins. I wish I could remember who he belonged to, he was fun. Grumpy, though.

Sephy: "I believe that was a result of you pelting him with plushies and telling him he was too small to be a captain of anything."

I just can't control myself around cute chibis. Like Genesis, only in a non-sexual way. Gen, are you gonna be okay if we watch Bleach?

Genesis: "Oh yeah. Definitely."

Okay, now can you answer me with your hand out of your pants?

Mysterious Voice: "Amarissia, turn off the computer already and go finish your evil story."

Huh? Who is that?

Mysterious Voice: "Uh, your conscience."

Uh-huh. Zack, hiding behind Angeal is very effective, but I know your voice.

Zack: *whine* "Just end it already, please?"

I really should write, he's right about that. And since Zack asked...well, I could use some points from him, seeing as how he still hates me for Madness, never mind Not Wrath. And we got to get started on the sequel, yes?

Zack: "I am not peeing on the floor again. Ever. And if you make me, I'll...do something. Something het!"

Okay, let's not get crazy here.

Comments

[emokirby24.livejournal.com]

Bleach has yummy characters lol, I know you will do fine with it. No mind explosions! lol.

AWWWW come on Zack! NO HET!! Thats just crazy to think about... kind of makes me shudder... o.O hehehe.

[slovu.livejournal.com]

I liked Bleach for a while, but not only did I get series fatigue from it being so effing long, but it just stopped being entertaining to me after a while. Here's to hoping you have more luck with it.

Oh, Zack. Why must you threaten Amarissia like that? Threats never work. (I personally see Zack as bi, so I have no problem writing het of him--not CC!him, who I can see getting maybe halfway to second with a girl but no further, but OG!him. This means he has nothing to threaten me with when I make him behave less-than-honorably. >:P)

My question is, who will Genesis have to perv over in Bleach? Ichigo can be cute--it depends--but he's not Genesis' type, the plethora of beautiful girls doubtless does nothing for him since he's such a flamer, Chad's great but also not Genesis's type...maybe Ishida? Or maybe Byakuya, who I admit reminded me a bit of Sephiroth when I first saw him (not so much in terms of looks but in...oh never mind, you'll see it or you won't). Genesis, what are your current prospects?

[moonlit-vampire.livejournal.com]

Bleach is a good show when you get into it. I started with the first episodes and was like, "ew." Then I started just randomly in the middle of the series and started liking it. Even though I really had no clue what was going on for a while. But where it was at, there was a lot of action going on and it kept me entertained.

And Zack...Het? Yeah...right. No need to lose your marbles there.

[tenxxxryuko.livejournal.com]

Whatever you do, skip the Bount Arc. That's right after like 40 or so episodes, but whatever you do, skip it!! Completely unnessecary, almost retarded, and full of weird, random moments of insanity (the horrible, Holy-Shit, that's badly written het AND yaoi smut insanity. Where people write 'the' like 'teh' on purpose and call a cock/penis/dick a: 'spouting, rock-hard 12 inch of monstrosity that shoot cum like a rocket,'....it was just pointless and BAD....*shudders in horror*

Oh, oh!! Hitsugaya!! He's such a cutie, isn't he? *coos at the chibi who is actually over a century years old and acts like a sleepy, pissed of Cloud-babe*

Cloud: Hey!! I am not like him! Hmph! *goes off into corner to sulk*

Uh, I have a good explanation for his Little Missy. Bitch behavior!

Reno: You haven't been writing any porn down, have you?

.....Maybe?

Cloud: I'm still angry at you!

*pats Cloud's head and snatches it back when he tries to bite me* Sorry, babe!

Uh, going back to Bleach! If you're brain is an contaminated with yaoi as much as mine, probably more so, then you'll find pairings in just about anywhere. It's especially fun to mess around with the boys who need more love. 'Cuz you're allowed to mess around with their characters because they don't get a lot of screen time....And Genesis has a Japanese cousin too! Only Yumichika isn't a redhead who reads poetry....He has a 'sharp' (because there really isn't any way to describe it)black-haired bobcut, is a pretty boy, will ONLY accept pretty things (or at least good looking things), a drama-queen Bitch (but we love you anyway ;D), and is one eccentric character. Very much like Gennie here...

And I have a feeling Cloud will adore Yachiru...

Boys-You-Need-To-Look-Out-For-In-Case-It-Sets-Off-Gen's-Old-Shota-Complex-And-Perverseness (well more than normal, and well they're all like, over 100 years old anyway): Hitsugaya, Byakuran, Ishida, Shuuhei, Ulquiorra, and a crapload of people that I can't remember cause there's too many...

Enjoy Bleach! But, um, it's pretty long, like it's gonna kill you head long, but enjoyable in a very funny way. Pretty please try Katekyo Hitman Reborn next? You'll la~augh! And there will be pretty, underaged bo~oys...And some of them just have issues.....Especially Mukuro.....Mostly Mukuro...XD

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

*twitch* Oh Gaia, there will be no suppressing Gen's shota complex ever again...

Genesis: "I WANT TO WATCH NOW!"

...I'm scared.

Zack: "Me too. A Genesis cousin?" *hides behind Angeal*

[tenxxxryuko.livejournal.com]

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YES, YES! MY EVIL, DISATARIOUS PLAN OF NEVER SURPRESSING GENGEN'S SHOTA COMPLEX WORKED!!

Reno:.....I'm just gonna go out of town for a couple lifetimes. Goodbye!!

Cloud: *pouting and whines* I just want my ass pounded!

Seph: *frowns at Gen and Me, makes soothing noises to Cloud* There, there, it's alright love. *scoops Cloudie and walks away*

Angeal: I don't even know why I'm here

Zack: *looks at Choir-counterpart and Choir!Gen*....'Geal....I'm scared. *whimpers*

Shota-boys-that-I've-captured: *scampers off*

XD

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

AAAAGH!

Cloud: "Other!Me is just like me! YAY!"
Sephy: "I find myself thinking the same of Other!Me."
Zack: "You and me both, Other!Me." *sighs*
Angeal: *pats* "I would be happy to look after the other Zack is well, if my other self is ever unavailable."
Genesis: *snickers* "I bet you would be."

[lily-uzumaki23.livejournal.com]

...i started bleach three days ago and i'm already on episode #27. i just can't stop watching! many juicy pairings though i still think it should come with a bold "yuri" warning *mumbles*

the rest is okay! <3

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

*choke* Yuri? Oh God, how much?

[lily-uzumaki23.livejournal.com]

hmmm i'd say pretty much every scene where it's just the girls and there have been quite a few of these in the anime so far, dunno about the manga. steer clear of the redhead chick with the glasses--she's pretty straightforward with her intentions towards the main girl character. that, and the main girl character's best friend who is a *surprise* tomboy sort of girl. main girl character is a bit naive (a LOT really) so she's obviously oblivious to the fight for her heart between her tomboy best friend and redhead chick. yuri scenes dramatically lessen once they're out for training (i won't elaborate too much on this, i don't wanna spoil it for you!) you should watch it! it's got swords!

[lenine2.livejournal.com]

Het?
If you threaten Zack with a self-insert would that quiet him down? Or maybe it would have the opposite effect. Lucky you!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Genesis: *makes bad joke about self-insertion, remainder of reply is lost in the ensuing scuffle*

[robonun.livejournal.com]

Hey, I thought I was going to be your nagging, kvetching conscience. Oy, kids these days, no respect for their elders.

Something het, huh? I'm glad my little talk with Cloud on "Your Changing Body and You" proved useful after all. It'll help you get your facts straight when you lie your fool head off tell Amarissia all about your new girlfriend.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: "Ew."

He doesn't actually like het, he was just being mean to me. :)

Cloud: *shudders at the reminder* "I'm glad I don't like girls, they're scary."

Why, with me around, would he ever think such a thing? ;)

[robonun.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I'm hearing this. You're all Official Badasses(TM) or Badasses-in-Training(TM), you're capable of more mayhem and destruction before breakfast than the Army Corps of Engineers can perpetrate in six months, yet a simple biology lesson throws you for a loop. I despair of you all.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: "Heeey, don't lump me in with them! Cloudy doesn't remember things he doesn't like and Seph is oblivious to anything obvious, but I know all about biology. Even girls' biology. I jsut don't like to think about it, ya know?"
Angeal: "Same goes for me. More so, in fact, because I'm older."
Genesis: "Hmm, yes. And I'm even older than Angeal, though you'd never guess by looking at us, would you?"

[monalovely.livejournal.com]

Zack, oh please, PLEASE don't say the word het....oh please. Oh please, for all our sanity's sake.

Sequel!!!!!!!!! Very happy very very happy. XDDDD

Ahh, much as I loved it, Bleach makes my brain hurt. If I missed one episode, it was like missing an episode of LOST. You're like "whaa??? WHAT THE @#!&'S GOIN ON????" Stressed me out too much. And its so ridiculously unbelievably LOOOOONG....I just couldn't keep up and threw in the towel.

Once again, Zack.....het....no.....no.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: "Hey, I don't like het either. I just had to do something to keep Amarissia away from me."

I feel like I'm preparing for a marathon or something...wondering if I'll last... :)

Zack: "Ow, HEY!"
Genesis: "No het! Bad Puppy!"
Angeal: *wrestles rolled-up newspaper from Genesis*

[lily-uzumaki23.livejournal.com]

"wrestles rolled-up newspaper from Genesis" LOL this made me smile XD i am feeling particularly sad these days. of course i'm heading to my lj account to rant about the cause. :sighs: always making me smile ;p

[chalkbutterfly.livejournal.com]

Bleach was good, but it dragged on too much for me. However, I think it's the only series in which the main character gets the crap beaten out of him on a regular basis, which is much more like real life.
However, if you do want to watch Bleach, SKIP THE BOUNT ARC! It is, without a doubt, the worst set of filler episodes I have ever watched, and I got most of the way through the Naruto fillers before I decided there wasn't any point continuing and started on Sukisho!! instead. Ah, that was good. 12 episodes made for a huge departure from the overly-long series I watched then...
Hitsugaya is adorable, though. There's a filler episode based on him, and oh, the fanservice! He plays football and defeats Hollows!
But there are a lot of characters who might set Gen's shota complex off. Be vigilant, Seph! The chibis appreciate it!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

OOOH you can explain Sukisho to me then? The Choir and I finished that in, like, one sitting and we were still like "...what?" All I remember was something about labs and dubious science, because those things make Sephy knock down walls...

Sephy: *is not looking forward to Bleach*

[karadin.livejournal.com]

Don't watch on YouTube, go to Bleachget and watch with Japanese subtitles, though this is actually a good series if you can only watch dubs.

Byakuya x Genesis, or heh, Renji x Genesis, because Renji is like Zack when he grows up.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Ooh thank you.

Genesis: *evil grin*

[key-of-ra.livejournal.com]

To repeat what I've said before, filler arc in the middle, yeah. Skip it. I think it was called Bount or something. I stopped watching it about two episodes in and skipped to the Arrancars. Ulqiorra is so cute! *huggles the Cuarta Espada* I think you'll like Yachiru, she's crazy. And Hitsu-chan (Hitsugaya) might set off Gen's shota complex. I'm not sure if you'll like Ichimaru, though I think he's awesome. ^-^

[katsumikg.livejournal.com]

Oooh, Bleach... i compleatly gave up on it :S i just couldn't keep up, it was too long for me, that's a lot to say because i'm currently watching Naruto, but...oh well, doesn't really matter!
There is something about bleach i miss, and that's any character can be in yaoi x3
and it's full of bishies *.*
so Seph, you better watch on Gen ^^'

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Sephy: "I will try, but with so many characters..."

I'm most worried about the Sephy-cousin. You know, Captain Chibi with the silvery hair and Edward Elric's voice.

Genesis: *evil laugh*

[katsumikg.livejournal.com]

Captain Chibi?? I think i know who you're talking aboout, but let me tell you...i only watched like 30 episodes or something like that, and i can remember 3 guys with silvery hair.
Oh, i forgot...i love The Wallflower u.u Sunako-chan is the best!!!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Three Sephy-cousins? Oh, dear. That's a lot.

The guy I was referring to...what's his name, Sephy? The grumpy one?

Sephy: "Hitsugaya-taichou, you mean?"

Probably. Ooh, Sunako is awesome. She behaves like any fangirl would, with the screeching and nosebleeds. SHE'S ONE OF US! :)

[katsumikg.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's the one. Well, the other two are captains as well, and one of them is mi fav!!! Ichimaru Gin *instert little heart here x3*
Good luck with Bleach!! I hope you see Naruto one day too...maybe? It has Sephy's voice in it, for a while xD if that helps ^^'

[vanillalightey.livejournal.com]

Muses/voices talking? *giggles* I loved the dialog.

Speaking of Bleach, I like Ichigo, even if he's a prick and I prefer him much more in manga. You'll get used to him after a while, I've found out thinking more on him might help some, because once it's more seeing it as 'hard job, these ghosts things', it becomes less of a 'self centered and angsty Ichigo, shoo' thing.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

I was an anime-phobe not very long ago, so it stands to reason I can get over my irrational fear of one little character. I dunno, something about his hair makes me twitch.

Thanks. :)

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Bleach sort of killed my brain.

I got into the manga first (it goes on forever) and tried out the anime.

I like it, but... there's too many people! And they enjoy throwing completely insane plot twists at me! I can't keep up.

Also, most of the people are crazy-insane or what have you.

And there's definitely the beginnings of het in there. And yuri.

On the plus side, have you seen Byakuya? He's like Vincent in a weird way - completely silent about everything, all but emotionless, but then he does a badass Sephy and you're like 'WTF, doesn't this guy give a damn?' and then it turns out that he does and he's got real sad weepy past, like Vincent.

Also, he's drool worthy.

Huh, I went off in a crazy rant there.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Ha, I gotta watch for this guy, thank you. :)

Oh Gaia, het and yuri, maybe I ought to rethink this...

[ayuka86.livejournal.com]

Oh no, NOT HET!!! Anything but that!!

[lrmatthews.livejournal.com]

I started Bleach but didn't get too far. Not because I didn't like it but just because it's so /bloody/ long. My husband got a bit farther than me. It seems like a pretty cool concept.