Video Recs - The Gay Samurai Spam Edition

[amarissia]

Yeah, you probably know where I'm going with this. Mainly I'm doing it to annoy Zack. :)

Still busy not writing exploring FMA, though I did sidetrack for a while on YouTube, mainly to watch Vic Mignogna screech about not being short and vehemently deny that his chibi character is bonking the creepy Rufus-voiced general guy and then there was something about Miniskirts and Rangers. This part isn't clear because Genesis was (dramatically, of course) taking a pregnancy test and apparently I didn't properly explain how to use it, because it got stuck. I'm not going to dignify this experience by telling you where.

So that made Zack laugh, and we can't have Zack cheery, not for the current chapter, anyway. So now, for my own amusement and for the sake of angsting him out: Video Recs - the Gay-Samurai-Spam edition.

First up, some lovely Mirage of Blaze music videos. Ooh, mad skillz.

And for good measure, some clippies of that Tenchijin I ramble on about given half the chance. Now, I couldn't find any clips of the spanking scene (although I can direct any interested parties to the episode), but I think these demonstrate the grandeur of the thing, if not the absolute (possibly unintentional) hilarity. You do get to see Kenshin and his famous toasty hat that I've mentioned before. And for Mirage of Blaze fans, be sure to watch for Kagetora, especially in the first one. One of his brief appearances is followed by actual fangirl fainting. Kagetora wa Kagetora da, I guess.

By the way, the big gruff guy with red shoulderpads is the one I call Pseudo-Angeal, and the bouncy one who cries a lot is Pseudo-Zack. They're really respectively called Kagekatsu and Kanetsugu, for anyone who understands Japanese history and would like to explain it to me, very slowly and with visual aids.

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[robonun.livejournal.com]

Oh, Gen. I had such high hopes for you. Smart, witty, urbane, excellent fashion sense, what's not to admire? And then you go and show exactly how much of an average male you are by failing to read the motherloving directions. The tastefully illustrated directions, I might add. Granted, you'd have to extrapolate from having a hoo-ha to having a wing-ding, but still, IT SAYS TO PISS ON IT! ON THE DIRECTIONS! IN THE BOX! Jesus, man, you may as well dig out the flannel shirt and the John Deere hat and plunk yourself on the couch with a Bud and a corn dog and watch NASCAR.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Genesis: *huffily* "I don't know what these things are you speak of. I do not wear flannel, and who is John Deere? Unless he's hot and likes leather, I'm not interested, actually."

Ooh, I think you wounded him. :)

Genesis: "Hmph, of course not. Ugh, do you know who I am? I do not urinate on things, unless that happens to be the thing's kink and it's caught me in a good mood. Ewww."

But you have no problem sticking the thing up your -

Angeal: *censors the rest of that*
Genesis: *smirks* "It was kind of fun."

Oh dear Gaia, he bought more boxes...

[amber-lovechild.livejournal.com]

Is Genesis in the clear or is an entire fandom about to get suckered into paying child support?

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Appropriate avatar, there. :)

It came back negative, but of course he didn't use it correctly, so I guess we'll just keep an eye out for morning sickness, and mood swings. Well, not so much mood swings, he has them already.

Genesis: *peers through portal* "I think I'm all right...but if not, you're throwing the baby shower, amber. I want it me-themed."

Of course. *eyeroll*

[amber-lovechild.livejournal.com]

Apparently Ciel is terrified by the thought of Genesis-spawn? (I don't really blame him.)

I'm surprised that someone with (apparently) so much...er...genital prowess?...as Genesis couldn't handle peeing on a stick but...hrm...yes, just keep on the lookout.


Don't worry Genesis, I've already ordered the red and black leather decorations. If you AREN'T pregnant...you can use them anyway.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Genesis: *is pleased* "No excuse is neded for a me-themed party. Do I get strippers?"

*pats Ciel* Hi, cutie, how are you?

Genesis: "Can I borrow your butler for my party?"

[amber-lovechild.livejournal.com]

I figured you'd have specific strippers picked out...any numbers I need to call to line that up?

Ciel: "Sebastian won't be attending...neither will I." *pouts*

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Genesis: *pout* "Angeal got rid of all the stripper-phone-numbers I have, he's so annoyingly moral, especially for someone who really desperately wants to bang his - ow, 'Geal!" *tosses hair* "A grown-up party like mine wouldn't really be appropriate for you, Chibi, but I'm sure we could find something fun for you to do there - ow! Angeal's so pissy today. Anyway, you really won't lend me your butler? You can name your price!"

[kel-fish.livejournal.com]

...Stuck? ...Where? ...do I want to know?

I'm going to have to rope my bff into watching Mirage of Blaze with me. This way I can bum a highspeed internet connection and share in some yaoi love.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

:) You can find it all at the Yaoi Paddle forum, or at Veoh. Just make sure you watch the subbed version, not the dubbed, unless you really hate subtitles, in which case OUCH, English voices. Well, sometimes they're not too bad, I haven't checked for MoB for more than a second.

No, you don't want to know. Same place Genesis sticks everything, which is why I keep sanitizing products around.

[ardwynna-m.livejournal.com]

Lol, Gen, whut, seriously? I'd bring out the Sex Education plank except I suspect you've suffered enough.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Genesis: "Actually, it was kind of pleasant. See, if you angle the thing just right - "
Angeal: *censors the rest of that comment*

[ardwynna-m.livejournal.com]

@_@ Okay, GenGen. The only question now is who helped you get it out.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

OH, THAT'S why Angeal was washing his hands for ten minutes straight...thanx for helping me clear that up, Ninja. Or possibly "don't ever make me imagine that again."

[freyathedark.livejournal.com]

Obligatory mpreg fan is obligatorily commenting: I do so hope Gen has to go shopping for maternity clothes. Namely, dresses XD

Actually, Gen would make a fantastic girl... *hides*

Aaaand before I forget, I have come across some Mirage of Blaze doujinshi. Likest thou teh linkage?

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

YES! If it's the stuff Asphodel hosts, I know about that, but otherwise, yes!

*imagines Genesis in dresses* That could work. I'm sure he'd insist upon leather, though...

[freyathedark.livejournal.com]

Here's teh linkage:
http://www.liquideros.com/projects/project_pulsedemand.html
http://www.liquideros.com/projects/project_pulsedemand2.html

Only two, but I'm sure Aarin Fantasy has more ^^

Man, I can -totally- see Gen in a tight red leather dress, mid thigh, and holding a whip while wearing his boots.

... Is it bad that that sounds incredibly hot? O_o

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Hee, thank you! *runs to download*

[chalkbutterfly.livejournal.com]

I wonder, if Genesis were pregnant, what would he call it? Something to do with Loveless, I reckon...

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Ha, poor kid... :) Good thing the test came out negative...though, again, it was not used correctly, so who knows?