I Hate You, Amarissia.

[amarissia]

I know that's not nice to say. Sorry, Angeal.

She's annoying, though.

Um, hi, scary fangirls. This is Zack, making this entry for Amarissia. I really wish she'd change her avatar, it's so weird seeing a picture of my mouth every time she posts, and anyway Genesis makes perverted jokes every time he sees it. I mean, Cloud is always doing something cute, why not take a picture of him and use that? We don't let her use cameras, though, or talk about them, 'cause, uh...never mind. What was I talking about?

Thanks, Angeal. I'm supposed to tell you that Amarissia updated again. I think she's doing it so often just to bother me. And now she's making me tell you about it! Sorry, I know you guys seem to like her, but trust me, you wouldn't if she was writing about you. Well, better me than Cloudy. Not that anything can bother him. Like, anything. Cloudy was gonna do this, actually, but he tends to wander off-topic. No, I don't, Angeal! Well, not as much as Cloud. Oh, it's probably confusing that I'm only typing one side of this conversation, huh? Sorry.

What was I talking about? Quit laughing, Angeal!

Comments

[ladymydnytmoon.livejournal.com]

Wow, this is certainly a nice change of pace. I was surprised when I saw the update and I look forward to next chapters. :)

Here, have a cookie Zack for going through all the trouble of giving us the good news :).

[freyathedark.livejournal.com]

Woohoooo! More Zack torturing! Sorry, pup~py, but you're just so much fun to make squirm.

Thank you for updating so often and giving me bad thoughts XD

[robonun.livejournal.com]

That's your cute little chin there, Zack? Huh, I always thought it was Cloud's, taken from Advent Children. Hard to tell with the blue lighting. Maybe if you lived a dull, uninspired life like the rest of us Amarissia wouldn't bother to write about you. Like my usual day: Wake up, personal maintenance, find clothes, off to my job for 8 hours sitting in front of a computer pissing off China, home to make dinner, geek around on the Xbox with DH, household maintenance, [adult activities redacted for Cloud], sleep. Bored yet? Wanna go kill a few monsters? EXACTLY.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

At least you don't have to constantly bat Genesis's hands away. But fangirls don't really mind that sort of thing, huh?

[marchwarden23.livejournal.com]

Another update! YAAAAY! It's way too much fun to annoy Zack. XD

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Oh, Gaia, the one with the camera. Stop laughing, Amarissia!

I am not blushing.

[avari-maethor.livejournal.com]

Hehehe oh Zack how I love you. I think this just made my morning.

[silverin-lo.livejournal.com]

Zackyyyyy! Big HUG! Sorry Angeal, I´ll keep my hands off him, I just couldn´t help it. Don´t worry puppy, you don´t wander off topic...too much... Hey, can you invite Cloudy next time, too? ;o)

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

I don't know if Cloud should be making entries. His weird singer friend is rubbing off on him. Uh, not like that. Crap, Amarissia's making her plot-bunny face.

Amarissia: "No need to worry, dear. Two ukes? What can I do with that, except invite other people to join...hmm."

Oh, Gaia.

[amber-lovechild.livejournal.com]

I'm going find out what's happening to you in this new fic Zack, whether you like it or not...I will MAKE the time...

[white-jenna.livejournal.com]

Hi Zack! *waves*