A Conversation With the Choir: In Which We Get A Lesson in Firearm Safety or Lack Thereof

[amarissia]

Yes, it's me, taking a break from sulking. If the Choir doesn't vent some of their insanity on you guys, they'll keep heaping it on me, and while I think they mean well, the fact remains that -

Angeal: "Zack, calm down. Seph and Gen chased the pedo away."
Zack: "Would you be calm if she was having you molested in every story?!"
Angeal: "Well...they're just stories."
Zack: "Not when she makes us do dress rehearsals."

Hey, I let you off that one time when you refused to urinate on the floor.

Zack: "Yeah, crazy me, not wanting to pee on your floor."
Cloud: *giggle, bounce*
Sephy: "Did you give him more sugar?"

Uh. I didn't not give him more sugar. What's the big deal? He was sleepy, he needed perking up. Hardly surprising, since we had Ryu-chan here most of the night. I'd better tell them about that. Cloudy dragged his BFF in here to cheer me up, and they proceeded to play Karaoke Revolution for the next six hours while I was trying to write. And then trying to sleep.

Cloud: "Sorry, Amarissia. But we couldn't sleep! Genesis said there was a ghost in the bathroom and it might come to get us!"
Zack: "That was just a scary story, Cloudy."
Cloud: "But Ryu-chan heard moaning in there!"
Zack: "That was Genesis, doing unspeakable things with Death Note manga."
Cloud: "Oh." *giggle*

And that would have been enough for one night, except a certain lead singer left the Gravitation portal open on his way in. Which would normally be awesome, but in this case led to what resembled a hostage situation. Let me walk you through it...

Last night, in Amarissia's bedroom

Cloud: *bounces, waves microphone* "Yay! I got a gold record!"
Ryuichi: "Yay Cloudy! You were shiny!"
Cloud: "YAY!"
Me: "Uh, guys, trying to write Bottom!Seph smut here."
Sephy: *warning glare*
Genesis: "Is it with me or Lazard this time?"
Me: "That would be telling."
Genesis: "C'mon, it's my turn!" *leaves his stalking position at my Guru's portal and tries to grab notebook from me* "Gimme!"
Me: *defends my intellectual property with a lamp*
Genesis: "Ow!"
Zack: "What the heck's going on in here?"
Sephy: "The Pervert Twins are squabbling again."
Me: "We're good, Zacky. You can go back to cuddling with Angeal now."
Zack: *turns red* "It's perfectly normal for SOLDIERs to sleep together!"
Genesis: "Yeah, out in the field." *snickers*
Me: "Be fair, GenGen, bedrooms can be very dangerous. There could be anti-ShinRa insurgents hiding in there, or pedos. Or snakes."
Genesis: "Angeal has a snake in his pants."
Pervert Twins: *giggle tiredly and stupidly*
Zack: *stomps off, is tackled by Cloud*
Cloud: "Zack, you wanna play with us? Ryu-chan is really good, he already got platinum on every song."
Ryu-chan: "You and Cloud can play against me and Kuma na no da!"
Genesis: "The stuffed rabbit sings?"
Ryuichi: "Of course!"
Me: "Honeybun, you do realize that 'kuma' means 'bear', right?"
Ryuichi: "Yay, you've been studying! You'll be shiny in no time!"
Me: "But Kumagoro is a rabbit."
Ryuichi: "Kuma-chan is Kuma-chan."
Me: "...never mind. I never get a straight answer out of you."
Kumagoro: "Maybe you need a nap! When Ryu-chan is confused, he always take a nap."
Genesis: "It's a wonder he's ever awake, then. Does anyone else hear noise in the Portal Room?"
Me: "Ooh, maybe one of them is opening on its own!"
Sephy: "All but the Gravitation one are secured. I check them regularly."
Me: "Ryu-chan, did you close the portal when you came in?"
Ryuichi: "I told Kuma to, but I think he forgot."
Me: "And when were you supposed to be home?"
Ryuichi: "Two hours ago. Kuma, why didn't you tell me it was getting late? You're right, playing with Cloudy-chan is fun, but K will be mad now."
Zack: "Was that the nutball blond American with all the guns?"
Me: "Good memory, Zacky."
Zack: "Uh, not really." *points to figure standing in doorway*
Me: "Oh, crap."
Amarissia and Choir: *dodge a spray of gun fire*
K: "Ha! I knew it! Everyone is after my Ryu-chan! Prepare to suffer the consequences!"
Ryuichi: "Hi, K! You want to play with us?"
Me: "Your manager is trying to kill us and you still want to play?!"
Ryuichi: "Oh, he won't kill you. Just fire your guns at him and he'll calm down."
Me: "For the hundredth time, I don't have any - "
K: *is firing again*
Sephy: *is destroying K's guns one by one with Masamune*
Zack: *is casting Barrier*
Angeal & Genesis: *are blocking bullets with their swords*
Cloud: *is singing 'Lady Marmalade' along with the game*
Me: "DUDE!" *waves white flag which is actually a pair of underwear* "You've got it all wrong. We weren't trying to do anything to Ryu-chan!"
Genesis: "Well, I was, but he keeps hitting me with that toy of his, which hurts more than you would think."
Ryuichi: "K, this is my friend, Cloudy-chan! Remember, Kuma and I told you about him?"
K: *lowers weapon, looks around suspiciously*
Me: "Yeah, I know, it's a total sausage-fest in here, and I am a drooling fangirl, but really, no need to worry. Everyone here is paired up, except Zack, who's in denial - "
Zack: "Am not."
Me: "And Genesis, who flirts with everything that moves."
Genesis: "As long as it doesn't have boobs."
Ryu-chan: "It's okay, K. They're nice."
K: "Well...okay. But it's time to go now, Ryuichi, it's past your bedtime."
Ryuichi: "Bye, Cloudy-chan! Bye, everybody! See you tomorrow!"
Kumagoro: *waves goodbye*
K: "And you. You're American, aren't you?"
Me: "Uh-huh."
K: "...then where are your guns?"
Me: "..."
K: *laughs heartily* "Just kidding."

I know what you're all thinking - Amarissia, why do you deal with situations like this when you could simply lock the Gravitation portal like the rest? Quite simply, it is impossible to get annoyed at someone who can and will do this on command:

Just watch the first minute or so and you'll understand.

Comments

[duomonkey.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Interesting exchange hon. You shall be getting your Zangeal soon. AX is over the 4th of July.

[ldyavalon.livejournal.com]

How you can write with the Choir making that kind of noise is a mystery to me. I'd be going nuts.

[whiteadelphi.livejournal.com]

Welcome back? :3 Those guys have got to make it hard to write over there.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Yay, Choir!

They're quite loud aren't they?

[sayori-motohime.livejournal.com]

Oh my x_x How do you get ANY sleep around there?

[amber-lovechild.livejournal.com]

Hee, seems the Choir didn't change too much since I vanished. ^-^;;

Welcome back to you too apparently!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Hey, you. I was wondering where you got to. :)

Genesis: "Poor thing, being without me all this time!"

Someone's got a high opinion of himself, hmm?

[amber-lovechild.livejournal.com]

*waves madly* I missed youuuu! *cough*...and the rest of the Choir of course!


...don't worry, I think quite highly of him too...

I'm attempting to come back to writing (and reading! I've seriously neglected both...) but real life likes to make me not want to have anything to do with anything lately I'm afraid. XP

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

I'm in kinda the same boat. If you discover a Real-life Repellant, please let me know. :)

[amber-lovechild.livejournal.com]

As long as you promise to do the same ;]

*blows kisses to Genesis*

[key-of-ra.livejournal.com]

Welcome back! *hugtackleglomp*

I missed you! And Kiisa and I are still dying to know what our nicknames are. *giggles*

[silverin-lo.livejournal.com]

LOL! They surely are handful, aren´t they? ::snickers at Genesis being pervy all the time::

Come on Zack, still in denial? No way, man, it´s like soooooo obvious... ;oD Go and sing with Cloudy and Ryu-chan, it´ll make you feel better and drag you away from angsting...and snakes... ::snicker snicker::
Cloud high on sugar - LOL! Watch him, Sephy-pants, he might get into someone´s pants...err, I mean, trouble. He might get into trouble ;oD

[tenxxxryuko.livejournal.com]

*Glomps Zackie* You're alright, right Zackie? Those creepy pedos didn't touch you, right? *shivers*

But really, Gen? Isn't it sort of an ironic hypocrisy that you were the one to stop the Pedo? *laughs*

Wait a minute, Zackie's STILL in denial?! *blinks in surprise* You think after loving Angeal for who knows how long, you'd STOP being in denial Zackie! Tsk, tsk! *wags finger at Zack* The fangirls and amarissia are waiting you know!

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*blinks* I will never understand Ryu-chan. When he sings it's like he turns into some kind of serious, sexy, cute 'lil thing! And then he starts bouncing off the wall.

*shakes head* Ryu-chan... Ryu-chan, Kuma means bear. B-E-A-R. As in those huge, animals with large claws, and huge jaws. Kuma-chan is an usagi. A rabbit. R-A-B-B-I-T. And...oh, never mind, I have a feeling he'll just Kuma-attack me or something. Good luck convincing Zack and Ryu-chan amarissia! *waves bye*

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: *is glomped* "Yeah, I'm okay. Nothin' gets past Angeal. Not that I can't deal with enemies on my own, of course."
Genesis: "It's not hypocrisy at all." *tosses hair* "I'm a recovering ped...I mean...what was that word, Amarissia?"

Ephebophile.

Genesis: "Yes, that. I just occasionally relapse, that's all. My heart belongs to my dear love-panda."

I'm pretty sure L asked you not to call him that.

Zack: *turns pink, wiggles uncomfortably* "Of course I love Angeal, he's the best. I just think it's weird, the idea of him and me...ya know. I dunno, I guess Seph's hypnosis thing hasn't worn off."

Ryu-chan is weird even by my standards, and that's difficult. He's also a trial to Genesis, being all sexy one second and a five-year-old the next. And I've tried to explain the 'Kuma should be usagi' thing a bunch of times, but it's useless. I even drew pictures of a bear and a rabbit and labeled them in both English and Japanese, but he just colored them.

*hugs*

[ladygunblade.livejournal.com]

Hello and welcome back! I see the Choir's been quite the handful ;)