...I swear, years later Zack will search himself and find that he's accidentally had the Pedo Lure materia equipped since age fifteen. Well, at least he didn't get raped in this one.
Your writing is fabulous, as always. I find myself wondering whether it's weird to think that Genesis and Sephiroth's strange open relationship is adorable, though it's not the sort I like to write (I don't think either Genesis or Sephiroth like sharing their toys, and would both be incensed to find the other sleeping around, but I like focusing on the more twisted aspects of their respective childhoods anyway).
You do a very good job writing twisted characters, by the way. I actually felt sort of sympathetic towards Jonah, which is not something I usually feel towards rapists and murderers. And your Reno and Tseng are always fun to read. :D Thank you for this! And sorry about your sister moving so far away. Well, not sorry sorry, since you wrote that it'll be good for her, but sorry nonetheless that you'll be separated. Um. I fail at expressing any sort of meaningful sentiment whatsoever. But you get what I mean, right?
I loved the chapter! I was holding my breath the whole time. Go Reno! *hugs said red-head*
*hugs* I can't say that I know exactly what your going through with your sister, because Kiisa is only moving a city away and I might be following her next year, but I can sympathize. It's hard losing someone that you've had as a constant in your life for forever, even if they're doing something that'll make them happy.
Step 1: Make sure one of your Choir members has the Pedo Lure materia equipped. (It helps if you tell Zack the subject that it's a Confuse, or Slow, or some other basically useless materia that he'll never be tempted to use.)
Step 2: Have the Choir adventure in a known pedo habitat, such as a playground, arcade or dance club. Make sure whoever has the Pedo Lure equipped is completely tarted up dressed appropriately for the venue.
Step 3: As the pedo approaches, give him yaoi manga and dodgy Polaroids to keep the pedo in the area while the Pedo Lure takes effect. Make sure the subject is supplied with lots of pizza and fruity alcopop drinks to keep him in the area as well.
Step 4: Once the Pedo Lure is in effect you have your very own pedo, good for human piñata games, masamune practice, javelin catching and bear-baiting reenactments! Master pedo trappers can also breed their pedos to produce different varieties, such as green pedos, blue pedos, or the rarest of all, the Genesis pedo.
Zack: *glares* "You already did. Last chapter, remember? EYELINER?!"
But he got killed, so I don't have anyone for javelin catching. We just have to try again. If I managed to breed a Golden Chocobo, a Genesis Pedo shouldn't be too hard. Though we do already have one.
Lol. I tried the breeding experiment, and came up with a Reno Pedo instead of a Genesis Pedo, can someone explain this?
Reno: Hey!
Although it might be because darling Gen has gone on vacation with Kiisa and her epic crossover birthday fic. *glances through portal* Oh dear, is that Yggdrasil with those sparkly pink disco heels and the pink and white polkadotted umbrella from cabaret? *makes a note to steal them later* And what are the fairy!Kairi and fairy!Namine doing with him?
Kiisa: Gen's gone missing. I think the Organization of super bishounen has him. Goodness knows they have his uke. Kairi and Namine went and picked up Yggy to rescue them.
*giggles* I'm flattered and it wasn't intentional, I assure you. *blinks* And really, I just like making things go boom. You should see the 4th of July. Fireworks and smoke and bangs everywhere. And this year I get to introduce my wonderful little cousins (because my family has lured me into a reunion) to the world of anime and firecrackers. I'm armed with plushies, Cardcaptor Sakura, Tokyo Mew Mew, and Sailor Moon DVDs for the youngest; Yugioh and Ouran Highschool Host Club DVDs for the slightly older crowd; and Godchild, Yami no Masuei, Gravitation, and Loveless mangas for the eldest, AKA 13 and older. Goodness knows I joined Lemon Addicts Anon. when I was in 7th grade.
No kidding. That's why first boss ordered him brought in. ^-^
Aaah, I'm such a moron for not commenting in like...*counting time* ages! Oh, and sorta congratulations! Madness of Angels was one of the runner-ups in the Slash Romance. Jaded_grin's Dogs Will Hunt grabbed first place. :)
Ah, Not Wrath of Gods is turning out to be one of my favorite stories. *bouncing* I'm sorry to see you so down, but thank you very much to inform us readers of the update!
Vincent: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Me: ....O.o...huh?
Vincent: *giggles* I'm a Pedo in the disguise of one Vincent Valentine in order to steal Zack! Oh dear, Zack! With your beautiful eyes and scrumptious ass, you stole my heart! *rips off realistic plastic-mold mask* See!
Me: *screams* SEPH!! ANGEAL!! GENESIS! PEDO ON THE LOOSE! HE'S AFTER ZACKIE!
Cloud: *uses Pedo Machine* Thanks for the direction robonun!
Seph: I have the right to use him as Masamune practice.
Zack: *screams, dives behind Angeal* Angeal: *casts Shield magic, draws the Buster* Sephy: "I get to stab someone? Excellent. Amarissia, please watch Cloud." Me: "Will do." Sephy: *goes after Pedo* Angeal: *stands guard, holds Zack back* Genesis: "Get back here, pervert!" *dashes off* Me: "Well, that's the pot calling the kettle black, isn't it?"
:) Thank you. I'm so glad you're liking the new story, and I was very flattered to place in the Genesis Awards. Some of my favorites turned up winners, so I think a good job was done by all.
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SQUEEE~
*rushes off to read*
...I swear, years later Zack will search himself and find that he's accidentally had the Pedo Lure materia equipped since age fifteen. Well, at least he didn't get raped in this one.
Your writing is fabulous, as always. I find myself wondering whether it's weird to think that Genesis and Sephiroth's strange open relationship is adorable, though it's not the sort I like to write (I don't think either Genesis or Sephiroth like sharing their toys, and would both be incensed to find the other sleeping around, but I like focusing on the more twisted aspects of their respective childhoods anyway).
You do a very good job writing twisted characters, by the way. I actually felt sort of sympathetic towards Jonah, which is not something I usually feel towards rapists and murderers. And your Reno and Tseng are always fun to read. :D Thank you for this! And sorry about your sister moving so far away. Well, not sorry sorry, since you wrote that it'll be good for her, but sorry nonetheless that you'll be separated. Um. I fail at expressing any sort of meaningful sentiment whatsoever. But you get what I mean, right?
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*snicker* Pedo Lure. GENIUS.
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I loved the chapter! I was holding my breath the whole time. Go Reno! *hugs said red-head*
*hugs* I can't say that I know exactly what your going through with your sister, because Kiisa is only moving a city away and I might be following her next year, but I can sympathize. It's hard losing someone that you've had as a constant in your life for forever, even if they're doing something that'll make them happy.
How to Catch a Pedo
Zackthe subject that it's a Confuse, or Slow, or some other basically useless materia that he'll never be tempted to use.)Step 2: Have the Choir adventure in a known pedo habitat, such as a playground, arcade or dance club. Make sure whoever has the Pedo Lure equipped is
completely tarted updressed appropriately for the venue.Step 3: As the pedo approaches, give him yaoi manga and dodgy Polaroids to keep the pedo in the area while the Pedo Lure takes effect. Make sure the subject is supplied with lots of pizza and fruity alcopop drinks to keep him in the area as well.
Step 4: Once the Pedo Lure is in effect you have your very own pedo, good for human piñata games, masamune practice, javelin catching and bear-baiting reenactments! Master pedo trappers can also breed their pedos to produce different varieties, such as green pedos, blue pedos, or the rarest of all, the Genesis pedo.
Re: How to Catch a Pedo
Zack: *glares* "You already did. Last chapter, remember? EYELINER?!"
But he got killed, so I don't have anyone for javelin catching. We just have to try again. If I managed to breed a Golden Chocobo, a Genesis Pedo shouldn't be too hard. Though we do already have one.
Genesis: "Hey! I've reformed!"
Ha. No one believes that, dear.
Re: How to Catch a Pedo
Reno: Hey!
Although it might be because darling Gen has gone on vacation with Kiisa and her epic crossover birthday fic. *glances through portal* Oh dear, is that Yggdrasil with those sparkly pink disco heels and the pink and white polkadotted umbrella from cabaret? *makes a note to steal them later* And what are the fairy!Kairi and fairy!Namine doing with him?
Kiisa: Gen's gone missing. I think the Organization of super bishounen has him. Goodness knows they have his uke. Kairi and Namine went and picked up Yggy to rescue them.
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Ha, Organization of Super Bishounen. Now, is that threatening or sexy? I can't decide... :)
Re: How to Catch a Pedo
It's both! And they have super seduction powers as well. ^-^
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Threatening, scary, seductive. Sounds like something Gen should belong to.
Re: How to Catch a Pedo
No kidding. That's why first boss ordered him brought in. ^-^
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it's amazing...
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Ah, Not Wrath of Gods is turning out to be one of my favorite stories. *bouncing* I'm sorry to see you so down, but thank you very much to inform us readers of the update!
Vincent: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Me: ....O.o...huh?
Vincent: *giggles* I'm a Pedo in the disguise of one Vincent Valentine in order to steal Zack! Oh dear, Zack! With your beautiful eyes and scrumptious ass, you stole my heart! *rips off realistic plastic-mold mask* See!
Me: *screams* SEPH!! ANGEAL!! GENESIS! PEDO ON THE LOOSE! HE'S AFTER ZACKIE!
Cloud: *uses Pedo Machine* Thanks for the direction robonun!
Seph: I have the right to use him as Masamune practice.
Angeal and Genesis: Save some for us!
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Angeal: *casts Shield magic, draws the Buster*
Sephy: "I get to stab someone? Excellent. Amarissia, please watch Cloud."
Me: "Will do."
Sephy: *goes after Pedo*
Angeal: *stands guard, holds Zack back*
Genesis: "Get back here, pervert!" *dashes off*
Me: "Well, that's the pot calling the kettle black, isn't it?"
:) Thank you. I'm so glad you're liking the new story, and I was very flattered to place in the Genesis Awards. Some of my favorites turned up winners, so I think a good job was done by all.