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Okay, Zacky, this is all you. Ready.
Zack: "No."
Pleeeeeeeeease?
Zack: "Fine."
What’s your name?
Zack Fair.
What are you? (e.g. elf, demon, fairy, vampire, shinigami)
Uh, a SOLDIER, so human, I guess. Shinigami are bad-ass, though, I wouldn't mind being one of them. The Yami No Matsuei kind, I mean, not the Death Note ones.
How old are you?
Amarissia is forcing Choir!Me to be seventeen, which sucks, 'cause now I'm barely older than Cloud. Gaia forbid she work with someone who's, you know, more than barely legal.
Amarissia: "I heard that."
What weapon/tool do you wield/use?
Sword, baby. Awesomest weapon EVER! I can deflect bullets and Reno's prissy little rod has no chance against me. Sorry, Reno! :)
What do you do for a living?
I'm a SOLDIER. Yeah, ShinRa is evil, but we see a lot of adventure. And who doesn't want to work under people like Sephiroth and Angeal? Stop giggling, Amarissia!
If applicable, what is your position?
I'm not answering until you stop giggling, Amarissia! Okay then. SOLDIER 2nd Class. Although the Choir, as she calls us, are in a kind of omniscient position about ourselves, so I have been a 1st and I remember everything. It's weird.
What are your hobbies?
As you probably all know, I love to be in motion. Fighting, running, squats, anything that keeps me from being still. I also like video games, and I love spending time with Seph and Cloudy. Yes, and Angeal. You wanna make something of it? I can't hang with someone unless I'm screwing them? ...sorry.
Favorites:
Food? Hmm, pizza, maybe.
Season of the year? Spring.
Day of the week? Thursdays. Amarissia goes to therapy then and we get a break from her. Sundays are good too.
Animal? Tonberries are bad-ass, but chocobos are cuter, and they remind me of Cloudy.
Person? *pout* I can't pick just one!
Toy? Does my sword count?
Element? (e.g. water, fire, wind, Earth, etc.) Probably earth. A guy like me needs a little stability, ya know?
Color? Blue, probably.
Least Favorite
Food? Peas. I don't know why Amarissia loves them.
Season of the year? Winter.
Day of the week? Monday. Amarissia gets us up early.
Animal? Anything big and dangerous that I can't handle on my own.
Person? Hojo. Asshole.
Toy? Anything Genesis waves at me.
Element? (e.g. water, fire, wind, Earth, etc.) I don't think I hate any of them. Fire can be dangerous, though. Yeah, Seph, I'm talking to you.
Color? Red. It reminds me of blood and...I don't like that.
Who is your love interest?
Amarissia: *whispers* "Zack is pretending to accidentally skip this question so as not to make Angeal feel left out."
What’s the most embarrassing moment you’ve experienced?
Ugh, too many to count. Angeal's seen a lot of them. I have trouble paying attention, that's my big problem.
If someone stalked you, who would you like it to be?
That's weird. Why would I want anyone to stalk me?
Not like it to be?
See above.
If you can wish for anything, what would you wish for?
I'd rather not answer.
What would you give to your favorite person?
I don't have just one favorite. But I wish I could give all of them everything they want.
Least favorite person?
Death's not enough. I would want him to understand and feel everything he put me and Cloudy and Seph through, and everyone else he hurt.
Name a fun thing you’d do with duct tape.
Dut tape Genesis's mouth shut. And his eyes, so he can't leer at me.
If you can take a vacation anywhere, where would it be?
I sometimes go camping with Angeal, I like that.
Who would you take with you?
We should bring Cloud and Seph sometime.
What do you find to be the most annoying thing/person in the world/universe?
Fangirls. I appreciate the love and all, but it's embarrassing. And you've got the wrong idea about me and Angeal.
Amarissia: "No we don't."
What’s the best gift you’ve received?
The people around me, who love me for who I am and always encourage me.
The worst?
That collar-and-leash set from Genesis. Asshole.
Genesis: "Ungrateful Puppy. That was custom-made."
What’s the best prank you’ve pulled?
Oh, man. How much time do you have? :)
The worst prank you’ve received?
Once me and Reno tried to rig a bucket of chocobo poop up over Tseng's door. He caught us just as we were about to finish, so that was the end of that. I would have gotten in big trouble if not for Angeal.
Do you have a kink or fetish?
*pout* None of your business, fangirls.
Which would you pick of the following:
Glass if half empty.
Glass is half full.
Glass is poisoned.
Glass is spiked.
Half full. Shit happens, but if you've got good people around you, it'll work out.
And who would you send this to?
Probably Seph, just to see how puzzled he'd be by the questions. He's hilarious like that. Zack out.
Amarissia: "Thank you, honey."
Zack: "Pffft."
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*sees he doesn't even realize he's being stalked* Oh, yeah. I'm good. ^_~
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Zack: *blushes* "This sword, of course!" *waves it at you*
Darn, he was talking about the one with a sheath. *looks at Cloud* Uh, I mean the metal one. Yeah. :)
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Pity asking a meme for each member of the choir would be too much. I'd love to see all their answers :P
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Now I want to do this meme :P
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My God, I've turned into my mother. Time to go whip up my patented Geritol/Xanax martini. :D
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Zack: "Yeah, it is." *pout* "I happen to be a very mature seventeen-year-old, right Angeal?"
Angeal: "Uh...yes? Of course."
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I can never figure out why a culture that appreciates old age so much has its youngsters doing all the adventuring. Where else do you get to be washed up by the time you're actually allowed to get drunk over it?
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http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html
Seriously, of the Japanese video games I've played, Cloud's been one of the oldest main characters. :)
Zack's mature enough to be a SOLDIER, maybe, but he still pouts a lot and reacts to every annoyance by snuggling with Angeal. Platonically, of course. *snickers*
Zack: *pouts, snuggles Angeal*
I don't think he can help it...
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Ha!
Also: Geritol/Xanax martini? Win!
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And yeah, Yami no Matsuei is awesome!!! Too bad they didn't animate everything in the manga.
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OOOOH, I so wish the YnM manga had been longer. Like, endless. :) Same for the manga. *sniffles* I have to know what happens next!
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Here's some cookies for everyone. :D
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And fire is NOT dangerous! >.> Okay, fine, maybe a little. But seriously there was this one time...*starts ranting endlessly about fire and shininess*...and I got this totally awesome dart gun!...okay, off topic...
*hugs Zacky* Lots of love! ^ - ^
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Oh, and I'll be updating Between Puppies and Angels this weekend. X.x Managed to get a lot of my RL stuff taken care of and gone through a bout of depression so yeah. T-T I'm gonna miss chatting with my RL BFF. Won't be able to chat with her for three weeks. *wails*
Vincent: *pokes Chibi* I'm supposed to be the emo here. Quit stealing my job.
*grabs Vincent's cape and starts crying into it*
Vincent: V.V *sighs* My poor cape. *looks over at Zack's answers* So they managed to wrangle you into doing it? I wonder who's going to be the next victim... I meant target.
Kadaj: I don't know. *is playing with his voodoo dolls and stabbing his Hojo doll with several pins as well as torching his crotch*
Now I wanna Vinnie plushie.
Vincent: NO!
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The meme of yours has started a chain reaction. I've got the rest of the Choir doing it now, ha ha!
Aw, look. Kadaj tortures Hjo dolls just like Sephy. (Once I saw him rip one apart with his teeth.) *glomps the mini-Sephy* Aren't you just the cwutest widdle clone?
*offers Vincent plushie* If you pull its string it says "...". Yeah, I don't know how it does that either. :)
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XDDD Woot for chain reaction? I seriously was like I wanna create a character meme, but I didn't expect it to become popular or slightly popular.
Kadaj: Gah! *tries to escape* T-T What did I do to deserve this cruel fate?
Behave, Kadaj! *huggles Vincent plushie* I do have a figure of him, but alas, it doesn't move and it isn't huggable.
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Reno: "PRISSY LITTLE ROD?!?! I'll show you prissy little rod, you house-trained puppy!"
Be nice, Reno! Anyway, he asks that I link you to this: http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g145/dyngrose/Reno__s_Mighty_Silver_Stick_by_Dann.png
It won't convince Zack, but it's still amusing.
Reno: "Suck it, bitch!"
I apologize for his behavior. He needs to get laid. Maybe I should subject, I mean submit him to Tseng for punishment.
You're such a sweetie, Zack! I hope the rest of the Choir can find the time to answer these questions? We all love them and would like to hear from them.
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Oh, Gaia.
Angeal: *holds Zack back* "Calm down. You did provoke him, after all."
Zack: *pout*
Angeal: "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Sephy: *examines link to see why I'm laughing* "Hmm. Does the little Turk think he can threaten me with his little rod? Perhaps he needs another lesson in manners."
Let's let Tseng handle this one. *evil laughter*
Zack: "You could never handle a sword, you Tseng-fucking man-whore!"
Yike. He looks so sweet, but when you rile him, watch out. And worry not, I have the Choir at work on the meme as we speak.
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Different kind of sword, Reno. Tseng! Come get him out of here before he reads what Sephy said!
Tseng: "Reno, are you causing trouble again?"
I thought that would have been a given...
Reno: "Look what he said about my rod! You expect me to let that go??"
Tseng: "I expect you to be civil, especially when speaking to the General and his companions. Go wait for me in my office."
Reno: "But-"
Tseng: "Now! Or I'll ask the General to determine your punishment!"
Reno: "I'm going, I'm going!"
Maybe letting him read what Sephy did to the other Reno wasn't such a bad idea.
Tseng: "General, I apologize on behalf of my subordinate. He will be punished appropriately. In the interest of keeping the peace, I will ignore Fair's last comment. Good day to you."
Reno is a man-whore getting fucked by Tseng, not a Tseng-fucking man-whore, there's a very important difference ^_^
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Wow, Sephy being nice to Tseng. Usually he just glares.
Sephy: *waits for Reno to look back on his way out, smirks evilly*
Now now, Sephy, you've traumatized him enough.
Zack: *grumbles*
Angeal: "Let it go, Puppy. Take a deep breath."
Zack: *lets Angeal hug him, hugs back*
Once Zack calms down, I will correct him. Tseng-fucking-Reno is all right and good and oooh that's hot, while Reno does not fuck Tseng. That's not aesthetically pleasing at all.
Zack: "Dude, I was yelling at him, not analyzing his sexual positions. What does it matter?"
By which he means that "man whore getting fucked by Tseng" doesn't have quite the same zing...
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Maybe we should keep them separated.
Although I do agree with you, Zack, I don't see the insult in sleeping with Tseng. He's intelligent, powerful, and looks damn fine in that suit. Or is this SOLDIER bias against Turks?
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Sephy: *makes suggestive and inappropriate gesture at Reno's fleeing figure*
Yeah...separated might be best...
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Yeah...I don't think we'll be seeing Reno for a while.
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Well, Zacky, are you going to interview Seph? That would be fun! ;oD
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Your kink? You're a total exhibitionist. Don't deny it!
*copies and pastes in word* I love these things. I'm gonna fill them out with all my fav. characters XD Any requests? XD