Me: "Okay now that we're all present - "
Cloud: "Genesis isn't present."
Me: "That's okay, baby, he doesn't need to be. I doubt I could drag him away from Scripta's portal for a mere dialogue. I think he's trying to catch L in the shower or something."
Angeal: "Ha. Gen thinks he can outsmart a genius detective?"
Genesis: *from the portal room* "I can hear you, asswipes! How dare you imply that my love is less than pure and - damn, why does he keep closing the bathroom door? Why do you taunt me, my wide-eyed pet?"
Me: "Uh, right. Okay, now that the rest of us are present and in our sharing circle, Sephy, let's get started."
Sephy: *sighs, pulls Cloud onto his lap* "Very well."
Me: "You verify that Angeal is correct when he says that, prior to his pseudo-death, he and Zack were involved, in the fangirl-squee sense?"
Zack: *winces, rubs head*
Sephy: "Yes."
Me: "And the fact that Zack doesn't remember this is somehow due to you?"
Sephy: *glumly* "Yes."
Zack: "Ow."
Angeal: "Maybe we should stop."
Zack: "I'm fine. My head's killing me and I'm a little freaked - no offense, Angeal - but I'm fine. Keep going, Seph."
Angeal: "Potion first. Maybe it'll help."
Zack: "You're such a mother hen." *takes it*
Sephy: *cuddles Cloud* "I'm sorry. After Angeal died - "
Cloud: *makes air quotes with his fingers*
Sephy: " - Zack was distraught. He lost a friend, a teacher, and a - "
Cloud: *holds two fingers close together, pushes another finger between them suggestively*
Sephy: "Yes, indeed, though I hadn't planned to put it quite so crudely."
Zack: *stares, blinks*
Angeal: *pets him* "You didn't believe me, huh?"
Zack: "I didn't think you lied, I just..."
Sephy: "I am sorry."
Angeal: *muted glare* "How did you do it?"
Sephy: "A very complicated form of Wutainese hypnosis."
Me: "Seriously? You didn't zap him with an amnesia ray or something?"
Sephy: "Dr. Gast never got that one past the experimental stage."
Zack: "You...what...you...how..."
Cloud: "Zack's mouth is moving, but nothing's coming out."
Zack: "Oh, Gaia."
Sephy: "I understand if you cannot forgive me."
Zack: *shakes head, takes deep breath* "You complete moron. Don't be stupid."
Sephy: "You aren't angry?"
Zack: "Yes, I am, but I can't be for mor than a few minutes. Not at you, at least. You idiot. Haven't you ever heard of grief counseling, or maybe a nice fruit basket?"
Sephy: "Isn't that an anime?"
Zack: *rubs head, laughs* "This is pointless. It's like yelling at a faulty vending machine."
Sephy: "I deserve that, and more."
Zack: "You really do. Now I need more therapy. And I'd like my memories, please."
Sephy: "I...can't exactly do that."
Zack: "Are you serious? In that case, we can't just forget this."
Sephy: *bows head* "Of course. Name any act I may perform to show my contrition, and I'll do it."
Zack: *stands* "Don't be emo, Seph. Just apologize to Angeal. You screwed him over worse than me."
Angeal: *shakes head, smiles faintly*
Sephy: "I don't expect your forgiveness, old friend."
Angeal: "Well...you acted with good intent, you've taken care of him...add to that a fic-related punishment Amarissia and I will devise and we'll let it go."
Zack: *whispers* "Thank you, Angeal." *hugs* "Um, I'm sorry about everything."
Angeal: "Not your fault, Puppy. I suppose this makes things even more awkward for you."
Zack: "And you, huh?"
Angeal: "Amarissia, we're trying to have a moment here. Would you mind not staring like that?"
Me: "That's why I'm staring."
Angeal: "I guess we'll just keep things as they are, Seph?"
Zack: "But that's not fair to you!"
Angeal: "No other solution would be fair to you. It's okay."
Zack: "I'm a SOLDIER too, you know."
Angeal: "That doesn't mean you should have to sleep with your teacher."
Cloud: "Amarissia's making her plot-bunny face."
Zack: "Oh, hell." *crawls into Angeal's arms*
Me: "Sorry. I'll try to resist."
Cloud: "Can I go color?"
Sephy: "By yourself, with Genesis unchained?"
Cloud: "My limit gauge is at its max."
Sephy: "All right. If he gets within twenty steps, Omnislash."
Cloud: *bounces off*
Angeal: "Gen's not dumb enough to bother the little one."
Me: "Certainly not when he's getting Bottom!Sephiroth in the new multi-chapter."
Sephy: *glares* "About that, Amarissia - "
Me: "Uh, so you guys don't want to duel to the death or anything?"
Angeal: "That's not necessary. But if you want to make amends, Seph, here's your chance. I want equal-time joint custody, similar to our Decorum arrangement."
Zack: "Hey! I'm not some shared object you can pass back and forth! Why can't I just choose my own schedule? I won't neglect either of you."
Sephy: "Very well, Angeal. And if matters between the two of you should return to their previous state, I...won't object. As long as you don't try to take him completely away from me."
Zack: "Is anyone listening to me?"
Me: "I'm writing down what you say, if that helps."
Angeal: *pets* "How's your head, Zack?"
Zack: *sigh* "Better. But I'm tired of being Zack. Can you be Zack for a while?"
Angeal: "Sorry, no. A person should never love himself that much."
Zack: *smiles, hugs*
Me: *coughs, fake-trips, sends Sephy falling into them*
Zack: "Group hug!"
Angeal: "Don't stress, Seph. We're okay."
Sephy: *smile* "Thank you."
Genesis: "So, is this a bad time to bring up a new problem? Ooh, what a lovely SOLDIER-pile. May I join?"
Sephy: "No. What problem?"
Genesis: "Well, more like a situation. It may not be a problem. It may turn out very well. Especially if I get to keep it."
Zack: "Huh? This better not have to do with Cloud!"
Genesis: "Lower your bark, Puppy, Blondie's having a blast."
Me: "Uh, things shouldn't be happening without my knowledge."
Genesis: "It's no big deal. I thought I'd pop over to visit Scripta and my spiky-headed muse, but I sort of activated the wrong portal, and...well, something bouncy jumped out and is now coloring with Cloud."
Sephy: "WHAT?!" *dashes off*
Me: "Wait, wait, wait. Who?"
Genesis: "I don't recall the name. It's cute, though. Loud and obnoxious and I think it's been dropped on its head. Can I have it?"
Angeal: "Did he say anything?"
Genesis: "Something 'na no da'?"
Me: "O. MI. GOD. To the portal room!"
In the Portal Room
Cloud: "Hi, guys! You get to meet my new friend too! This is Ryu-chan and his friend - "
Ryuichi: "Kumagoro na no da!"
Me: *fangirl shriek*
Sephy: "Apparently, Genesis opened the Gravitation portal by mistake. He seems to be harmless enough, fortunately."
Cloud: "This is Genesis, Angeal, Zack, and Amarissia. They're my friends too. Except Genesis, I'm not supposed to talk to him."
Ryuichi: "Kuma-chan says he can't be trusted na no da."
Me: *fangirl shriek*
Zack: "Uh, nice to meet you."
Ryuichi: "Hi! Kuma says hi too. What's the shrieky lady's name again, Cloudy-chan?"
Cloud: "Amarissia. She's American."
Ryuichi: "Like K! Do you have a lot of guns, or just one?"
Me: "None. You don't see me asking you about Godzilla, do you?"
Ryuichi: "Look, Kuma-zilla!" *makes Kumagoro growl and stomp on the floor*
Sephy: "Hmm. Angeal?"
Angeal: "I think he's one of those idiot savants."
Ryuichi: "You sound like Yuki-san. He's a meanie. Kuma-chan says it's just because he's sad, and that's sad. I tried to help him be sparkly again, but he was mean and Nori-chan had to yell at him."
Cloud: "Don't worry, Angeal's nice."
Me: "Squee! Do 'Sleepless Beauty'!"
Ryuichi: *sings while continuing to color*
Zack: "Wow."
Angeal: "Amazing."
Sephy: "Yes, but what if Amarissia gets attached?"
Me: *squeezes* "I shall call you...Honeybun!"
Ryuichi: *giggles* "That's silly na no da."
Cloud: "Amarissia has trouble with the first syllable of your name."
Ryuichi: "That's okay. I can't write it very well...but look! I drew you and me, Cloudy-chan, and we're shiny!"
Cloud: "Yay!"
Me: "Guys, this is perfect. Now Cloud will have a playmate to hang out with while we're all busy with the new multi-chapter."
Genesis: *evil grin* "So, we're keeping it?"
Sephy: "You know Cloud's friends are off-limits, Genesis."
Ryuichi: "I can't stay all the time. Nori-chan and Touma will get worried and send K, and he'll shoot you all, and me and Kuma'll be sad."
Cloud: "But you can come sometimes, right? At night, while Amarissia is writing?"
Ryuichi: "Okay na no da!"
Genesis: "Hmm, maybe you and I can be friends too? Special friends?"
Ryuichi: *blink* "KUMAGORO BEAM!"
Genesis: "Agh! Did you see that?! The brat hit me with his stuffed rabbit!"
Sephy: "Tormenting Genesis already? He fits in well."
Me: "Okay, Honeybun, consider yourself an honorary Choir member!"
Ryuichi: "Did you hear that, Kuma-chan? They sing too! SHINY!"
Me: "Uh, not exactly. Excuse us while we explain, everyone."
Zack: "Welcome to angst-world, buddy. Prepare yourself for creepy pairings."
Me: *grumble* "They're not always creepy."
no subject
no subject
*pout* But...but...
no subject
But Genesis would fit right in. And Zack would be somebody important. I think your just jealous that Günter is probably a better swordsman than you are Seph.
no subject
Cloud: *winces, closes eyes*
Sephy: "Better swordsman?" *dark clouds start to gather* "Better swordsman? I assure you, there never has been a better swordsman!"
Zack: "Except Cloud."
Sephy: "Except Cloud. No, not except Cloud! He only defeats me because I have no defense against OmniSlash, despite the fact that I know it takes me down every time!"
Me: "Gunter might actually think Sephy's a distant relative."
Angeal: "And Zack is already somebody important."
Sephy: "Oh, get a room, you two." *stalks off*
Heh. He's still adjusting to having to share Zack. Purely in theory, of course, because Zack is still adjusting too and to my great disappointment, Angeal won't simply jump him.
Genesis: "I say we open that portal! There's so many potential victims...er, new friends, waiting for me in there."
Me: "Hmm, maybe we can get our Turk friends to open the lock..."
no subject
Go Gen!!! Get to the vic... er friends!!! Ask Reno to open the portal.
no subject
no subject
no subject
I dislike Gravitation, but the boys are just so huggable. *Squee*
I want that new multichapter! It has Ukeroth! Yay!!! :D
no subject
Sephy: *glares*
no subject
I would be the world's happiest fangirl.
no subject
I feel sad for Zacky though. Not only did he forget, but now he has to be a chew toy to the both of them!
(Cough, I cannot wait until the new multi-chap comes out. You're making me nervous!)
Sai
no subject
Sephy: "Gaia, don't encourage her!"
Cloud: "What's an Ayase? Will he be my friend too?"
Possibly. Yes, Sephy will defend all the ukes, but if I gather too many of them, that could be problematic. I don't want to overload him with work. Gaia knows Angeal can't focus on anything but Zack for more than two seconds.
I'm making you nervous? Excellent! Now I just have to come up with something REALLY unnerving and my reputation will be right where I want it. Angeal, I need the Buster Sword for a second. I just need to measure the hilt. Never mind why. *evil laugh*
no subject
no subject
Like I said, really excited about the new story. Don't tease me too much. That'll be terrible.
As for The Soldier Secretary, it'll be updated soon. I want to finish the next chapter of Tenacity. I've been applying to college for the past month, so I've finally gotten my life back. That's a good thing.
:3
no subject
Aw man, not Gravitation too. Stop tempting me with tasty manga. Oh well, sleep is overrated anyway.
no subject
That's...much less fun.
Sephy: "See? That's why I couldn't resist hypnotizing him."
*experimentally waves Gravitation manga-porn at Robonun* You're getting very unsleepy... :)
no subject
...mrfle. Snerk. BWAHAHAHAHA! No seriously, payday isn't till Friday and I'm thinking of checking out Loveless first. Cat-boys and jailbait, can't go wrong with that combo, amirite Genesis?
no subject
'Cause you're a perv. Well, so am I, I can't really talk. :)
no subject
Sephy: Not again. *facepalms*
Zacky-tan: You just got back Aya, give him some time.
Me: If Ryuichi-chan wants to come over here I can show him the Turk's armory, that has lots of guns in it. *grins*
no subject
Ooh, someone was worried.
Sephy: *grumbles* "Wasn't."
I'll be sure to put plenty of GenSeph in the new multi-chapter for you. Shouldn't be too hard, since I can't have them in a scene together without it ending in at least a hint of sex, apparently.
Sephy: "Oh, Gaia. Please don't give the new one any weapons. You might as well hand a grenade to a three-year-old."
no subject
no subject
HEE! I bring you the light of Kyo Kara Maou, so that we may all bask in it! :) Yay, I'm converting!
Consider it a thank-you for Yami No Matsuei. :)
no subject
So, who do you like best? I've got a major urge to hug Wolfy until he either passes out from a lack of air or gets away from me. And then kidnap him and make him my little brother. *daydreams* Now if only I could just find a damn portal...
no subject
Ooooh, I just love so many of them! Though if I could get ahold of little Wolfy, I would never let him go. I would love to sit him and Yuuri down for some couples counseling and then make them cuddle so I can watch. They are just so precious!
no subject
Who do you think would look better in the wedding dress, Yuuri or Wolfy? Personally, I think Wolfy would probably wear the dress (just look at his choice in night-wear, lol) even though he seems to be wearing the pants in their relationship. I love KKM! By the way, do you know where to find episode 15, it seems to be missing everywhere I look. *sighs*
no subject
http://clip.vn/watch/Kyou-kara-Maou-Ep-15/Kxa,vn
Don't worry about the weird language, the video is in Japanese with Eng. subs.
Wolfy would put up less of a fight about the dress, definitely. LOL, I'm thinking of a conversation later on in the series...it's so weird to think I'm ahead of you in an anime! But I'm kind of jealous, since you have yet to experience so many brilliant, hilarious moments.
no subject
Ryuichi! I keep seeing him disguised as a big speaker as in the movie, lol. He´s probably playing hide and seek with Cloud.
Oooooh Zack! Don´t be sad, now you get the both of them, you lucky pup!
I love your pervy Genesis. I really do. "Why do you taunt me, my wide-eyed pet?" Just LOL! He´s trying to get his hands on everything that moves (and is jailbait, apparently)
Sephy: *cuddles Cloud* "I'm sorry. After Angeal died - "
Cloud: *makes air quotes with his fingers*
(This reminds me greatly of Dr Evil and his Minime :oD )
New series! Ukeroth! ::is dancing::
Yay, these dialogues with the Choir make my day!
no subject
Genesis: *ruffles up indignantly like a big chocobo* "Do not question my love! It's very painful." *sighs* "I'm requiring vast amounts of Ukeroth just to keep my heart from breaking."
Uh-huh...
no subject
O.O New multi-chapter? What is this new multi-chapter of which you speak that apparantly has ZOMG smexy Ukeroth? I want, I want! *jumps up and down*
Ah, I do love your Choir. So much more fun than just Vinny over here. Greatly looking forward to this new multichap. Lots of love ^ - ^
no subject
LOL, yes, new multi-chapter has, at GenGen's request, Ukeroth. Increasingly kinky Ukeroth. Gen says he'll give me a list of toys he wants incorporated, though I already told him I don't want to distract too much from the Zangeal. I'm on chapter...5? 6? Something like that. I can't start posting until I'm more ahead than that, though, so it'll be a little while.
I hope you have lots of Prozac over there, both for Vinny and you. :)
no subject
Ooh, shiny new multichapter? Can't wait :D
no subject
no subject
Aww, he'll come around. It always takes some time to get to appreciate good art :)
no subject
Oh, the KKM portal sooooo needs to be opened :P
no subject
no subject
Sorry I haven't seen you in so long. The wolf cubs are...well...Hellacious
well good to be back and.....
HELLO!
no subject
Cloudy says that, if you want, he'll come over sometime to help you with the cubs. But make sure he doesn't try to sneak one away.
no subject
oh! Can you send him over here right now please
how did your trip down Geass lane go for you?
no subject
Cloud: "Okay!" *bounces through portal*
Haven't tried Geass yet. I keep meaning to and getting sidetracked. But I will soon!
Adorable
Genesis: Oh please, I'm not THAT much a slut.
Me and L: Yes you are
Genesis: -glares- Pet, you're not supppose to be on the evil side, besides this is only the second time tenxxxryuko is commenting!!
L: At least she isn't stupid enough to haunt me by the portal room, she surprises me by jumping into a secret portal she forced Cid to make out of Mako, a rather strange materia she dubbed Portal Opener, and Cloud-san's puppy eyes. It leads to my world.
Genesis: -swivels around and stops leering at L to look at me- Give me the materia woman!
Me:-Ignores Genesis- Good day, night, afternoon, etc Amarissia! I must say I rather like this little tibit here since you've added Ryuichi Sakuma to your group! And besides the fact that I love the Decorum series and The Silence of the Chocobos very much, I am just a fan of yours ^^ Though Genesis needs to brush up on his plans-they suck, no offense but seriously, they suck, though I love him to little bits...-
Genesis: Damn woman give me the materia now! -tries to grab said glowing materia in my hands.-
Me: -Dodges and materia disappears all the while ignoring Genesis- So the whole reason for this over-the-top pointless comment? Just trying to put some humor into your life with the little L, Genesis, and me scene
Re: Adorable
Zack: *glare*
Sorry. Not a puppy.
Re: Adorable
*Grabs a pen to cross off "Glomp Zack Fair from Final Fantasy: Crisis Core, Zack-Syle!" from personal things to do before Reno twitches like crazy and burns the list (too bad I have numerous copies)*
But I do hope that you post that new multi-chapter! I mean it's a Ukeroth, UKEROTH!! -sighs with childish delight-
Reno:...I swear ever since she became obsessed with Final Fantasy 7 she went nutters, even more so than usual, yo! *Looks at Amarissia* And damn it don't post that new multi-chapter!! Do you know all the crazy things you're encouraging her to do?! She's writing a fanfic about a Thanksgiving (even though it passed a long time ago) in which Zack's in charge, yo!! Zack Fair!! Don't encourage her, yo- Mmph! *gagged*
Me: Oh shush Red! But do post the first chapter soon, since your fanfictions were, and are still, the reasons why I fell in love with Final Fantasy 7 fanfics in the first place, though LilyMoon contributed quite a bit as well. -muses- Good day, or night...maybe afternoon as well, to you Amarissia! And do tell L to keep pepper spray in handy in case Genesis manages to get through the portal. And Seph seriously needs to open the KKM portal, I wanna see what happens when you put Anissina with Cloud, Zack, Angeal, and Seph. She probably would think that Seph is Gunter, Angeal is Gwendal, Zack is Yuri, and Cloud is Wolfram and lots of experiments and potions shall ensue! Watch out Hojo, me thinks a certain red hair FEMALE demon gonna knock your seat of most bastardly, creepiest, mad scientist with her crazy experiments!^^
Ja ne!
Re: Adorable
Sephy: *smiles* "Yes...but no, I have no wish to cause diplomatic problems between us and an entire country in another fandom."
He thinks I'll kidnap Yuuri and Wolfram, given the chance. And I would, but it's still not fair. I'd also snag Gunter, Conrad, Gwendal...heck, I'd take 'em all. Woo, party!
Hee, Reno, you're so cute when you're gagged. You've probably been told that a lot, huh? :) And sorry, but encouragement is good, because it means more yummy fic.