LOL, must share a yaoi anime I just discovered. It is gay and hilarious and so odd, and you can find it here. You'll need to register with yaoi-haven.com, but it's free and quick and so worth it. The anime is called Kachou No Koi, and it is utter weirdness. The title of this post is a quote from it. Truer words were never spoken, methinks.
*scurries back to finish watching*
ADDENDUM: There is a squirrel selling sex toys. I feel like I've fallen into Genesis's subconscious.