Amusing Choir Soundbyte #47

[amarissia]

"I don't want to think about my rectum!"

Courtesy of Zack, in response to 9thavenuenorth's taunting.

Comments

[monalovely.livejournal.com]

HA!!! And heeeeeey, have I enticed thee with Spring Awakening? Looove "Dark I Know Well." Still think "Touch Me" is my favorite. XD

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Verily, thou hast. :)

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Of course you don't Zack. We all believe you.

[robonun.livejournal.com]

I bet the context that spawned this little gem is even more epic than the stand-alone comment.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: *pout*

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Basically, 9thavenuenorth enjoys taunting Zack almost as much as Genesis does. I don't remember exactly how the rectum thing came about, but it drives Zack crazy. :)

[lynn-stardragon.livejournal.com]

::Momentarily considers putting up her 'do not feed the Fanfic writer' sign. Then chucks it away because it's probably already too late.::

I think Angeal will have to come out and start defending Zack's virtue, or we're all going to sit around and start pondering what could have brought such a statement about.

And fangirls always make it worse. >3

::Takes a moment to violently shove down thoughts of Genesis + 'sex talks' = Health Class Lecture like reciting a passage from LOVELESS. Fails miserably, but tries anyway.::

[nyx4.livejournal.com]

Very good sentence to start my day with >.>

But Zack...what if your rectum wants to think of you?

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Pouting won't help you. It might even make the problem worse. Especially if Angeal sees you.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: *being squish-hugged* "Good point." *hugs back*

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: *grumble* "Not a girl. Don't have virtue."
Genesis: "Really. You should see the toys I've found under their bed."
Zack: "Hey!"
Angeal: *smacks Genesis* "I will always defend Zack. I especially have to from Genesis."
Genesis: "Like our friend 9thavenue, I'm merely concerned about his -"
Zack: "No more talking about my rectum!!!!"

Gaia, Genesis teaching sex ed. He'd spend a disturbing amount of time on positions, eagerly suggesting his favorite ones, and probably select a few students for special, private classes. :)

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: "..."
Angeal: *laughs* "I think you temporarily shut off his brain."

[lynn-stardragon.livejournal.com]

*Ducks head sheepishly* S-sorry Zack, I would have said 'honor', but considering how hard Angeal's drilled that into you already (Shut up, Axel), that would have been about as redundant as mentioning he needs to teach you how to breathe.

Axel(of Kingdom Hearts)!Muse: *Pops in anyway* Well if there's Male-pregnancy involved. . . .

Lynn: *Eye-twitch* -_-;; True, but, irrelevant.

Axel!Muse: *Turns back to Genesis with a smirk* So, about those toys you saw. . . ?

Lynn: *Elbows Axel in the side* See the vaguely Sephiroth shaped shadow looming in the background over there? Hovering over that Cloud-looking shadow? He will go all stabby on you if you 'corrupt' his 'young charge'. So, for the love of the Lord and Lady, take any of those talks to a far off shadowy corner of a different room.

Axel!Muse: *Rolls eyes* Man tries to learn how to please his honey, *rest is lost to mutterings.*

Lynn: *Turns back to Amarissia, and whoever else* XD Oh Goddess no. Nooooo~ Ah! Now I'm thinking High-School AU thoughts. I'm trying to look away, but I keep thinking of who to cast as what--Oh gods, socially-inept!Sephiroth. . . must. . . resist. But it's so perfect too. *Bites lip trying not to giggle*

Axel!muse: >3 You mean kinda like your Sephi--

Lynn: ;;>> Hey look, Ax! It's a Roxas! Over there. Out of earshot.

Axel!Muse: OwO ~<3 *Frantic chasing time*

Roxas(Also from Kingdom Hearts)!Muse: O_O;; *'Impending Doom' senses are tingling. Makes to flee, but is probably going to be tackled anyway.*

Axel!Muse: >3 *So hard.*

Lynn: . . . *Facepalms.* And there it goes into a KH and FF cross-over bonanza. *Shakes head, though is smiling slightly.* I swear I need to be shot.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: *laughs* "It's okay. Yeah, Angeal's all about honor. He would've made a great knight. Maybe that's why Cloud sometimes draws pictures of him on a horse in armor."
Genesis: *to Axel* "Oh, hello. You're the one who buggers the pseudo-Sora, right? You'll get along well with my friend Angeal here, he's an ephebophile too."
Angeal: *smack*
Genesis: "As for the toys - you name it, they've got. Nothing too extreme, though. Angeal's too crazy-protective to inflict any pain."
Cloud: *bounce* "Ooooh." *to Axel* "You've got hair like Reno!"

[lynn-stardragon.livejournal.com]

*Giggles* That's kinda cute. ^-^
Axel!Muse: *Pads back over, with a wiggling Roxas tucked under his arms.* Ephe-what?
Roxas!Muse: *Pauses in his attempt to escape.* T_T Baka. It's the same as that one term Lynn found, but instead of the older guy being 25 at most, it holds with all adult men. *Resumes wiggling out of his Organization coat.*

Axel!Muse: >3 Well maybe that's true for canon, but thanks to her imagination, *nods at Lynn* I'm more of what you'd call an 'Omnisexual'. I have my preferences, though. But, like any good wolf, now that I have mates, I don't want to snuggle with anyone else. *Nuzzles the top of Roxy's head.*
Roxas!Muse: =_=# *Warning growl* Do. Not. Want. PDAs. . .*Sighs* I'm only Pseudo-Sora when I'm not a 'mini-Cloud'. Not even the emotionally well adjusted one we just found out about from Crisis Core, everyone just loves me being . . . 'Moody', like the version in FF VII, or the movies.
Axel!Muse: *Smirks* Angeal sounds like a man after my own heart then. I probably have access to everything he's tried. *Stares at Cloud after he makes that comment.*

Roxas!Muse: Oh sh-- *Slides out of coat, and drops to the floor in his Twilight Town outfit.* Ax?
Axel!Muse: My hair. . . . *Eye-twitch, and slowly widening 'crazy!grin'.* looks like who's? *Incinerates the empty coat in his hands.*
Roxas!Muse: *Has a rainbow-colored sweatband on his right wrist, from which he magically pulls out the end of a dog leash, which he then employs like a Garrote on Axel.*
Axel!Muse: X_X!! *Crumples to the ground with an added pair of wolf ears and tail, matching the color of his hair.*
Roxas!Muse: *Hooks the leash around his neck, and sighs again.* I swear, only Vikings would be drunk enough to think a rainbow could hold back a monster wolf. . .

Lynn: *Facepalms* Maybe we should leave before we cause more trouble?
Roxas!Muse: *Is already dragging Axel back to a Dark Portal, ignoring his rant about always being Reno's younger brother in fanfics, or Reno's Nobody in fanfics, or fighting Reno for Roxas' affection in fanfics, or cheating on Roxas with Reno, or cheating on Reno with Roxas, or sleeping with both of them in fanfics.* Do They NOT Even SEE Naminé?
Lynn: ^.^;; *Bows politely* Sorry for the inconvenience. He's usually more predictable then this when I write for him or he role-plays with others.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

*watches* All the craziness over there is making me dizzy, how do you manage it?

Genesis: "It means someone who likes teenagers. Sexually. I do too, but I'm not allowed to play with the chibis here."

My apologies, Roxas. I have yet to actually finish a KH game, so all I know is that you're in the Organization and you have some connection to Sora. Is there a Sora over there, btw? Can I snuggle-wuggle him, if so?

Sephy: *gives Axel look of warning, holds on to Cloud*
Cloud: *beams at Roxas* "You're one of my cousins! I have lots of cousins in games and animes. Seph too, but I don't think we've found many for Zack yet."

Ooops, didn't know Reno was a sore subject for Axel. Sorry, dear! Hmm, you must really hate sharing an English voice with him. :)

[lynn-stardragon.livejournal.com]

*Shrugs* I'm already insane?

Roxas!Muse:*Stops dragging Axel away*
Axel/Fenrir: Well they're just so limber. >3 *Sighs* Let me guess, they already have mates, or are considered 'Jail bait'?
Roxas!Muse: No biggie. Uh, there's always the Kingdom Hearts Wiki? It could at least give you an idea . . . images of my face to go with the name. *Gets very quiet and contemplative.*
Axel/Fenrir: *Still on his back on the floor/ground/whatever it is that he's on* Roxy does have a game of his own, '358/2 Days' but fans just like to call it 'Days'. Good stuff that. Bit loopy out of context though.

*Glowing blue colored portal (AKA Light Portal) opens, and some spiked headed brunets stick their heads out*
KH1Sora A.I.: OwO~! Did someone say hugs?!
KH2Sora A.I.: *Nods* ^w^~<3 Someone said hugs.
*Soras spot Zack and staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare at him. Then they both point, and speak in unison.* You're The Guy Lynn Says Is My Big Brother! *Younger Sora bounds the hell over like he's got ADD and too much energy, and older Sora waits two seconds before doing the same.*

Axel/Fenrir: *Ignores this in favor of of trying to cheer up Roxas*
Roxas!Muse: *Snaps head up to look at Cloud* Mmm? Oh, yeah. And there's another Kingdom Hearts game that should be out in the USA in . . . September? No idea for UK or the rest of Europe but . . . there's a Main Character in there that looks and sounds exactly like me. But he's much more like Sora then I am most of the time. ('Days' also makes me a little more like Sora, but. . . ) His name is Ventus if you want to look for him. *Soft smile* I guess that makes him one of your cousins too. Heh. . . !! Oh, so you must be why people call me Chocobo-head.

Axel/Fenrir: Better than porcupine or pineapple head, no? Maybe not golden starfish. . . . >3 . . . *Sighs at the last comment* It is, and that pain is compounded by the fact Nomura outright said he modeled me after Reno. As he said that, it was open season for the fangirls. Gotta give the Voice Actor props though, he rocked out as a major-ly important Blood Elf boss dude. *Cocky smirk* But in the end, I have one thing Reno doesn't have: A bigger--

Roxas!Muse: *Kicks*

Axel/Fenrir: O_<;; . . . 'fanbase'. . . . Much . . . . bigger. . . . fanbase.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Genesis: "Well, the bouncy blond one is sixteen, which is just barely legal, but he's Seph's, and the dark-haired pouting one is seventeen, but he's Angeal's puppy, as Angeal likes to remind me, with his fists. And the one in the corner who doesn't talk is thirteen, visiting us from a friend's circle of Death Note muses. Seph's gone all 'Niisan' on us with that one and won't let me touch."

Zack: *is glomped, laughs* "Hey, little dudes."

Sora! Two Soras! Can I hold them?! *grabs, cuddles* Can I give them cookies and plushies? I really must finish those KH games. From what I understand - *looks at Sora(s)* - I'm on a quest to get you back to your little silver-haired boyfriend, right?

Cloud: *grabs Roxas's hand and shakes it wildly* "YEP! We're the chocobo-heads! COUSINS!" *hug*

You probably do have a bigger fanbase than Reno, Axel, gotta give you that. It probably helps that you come with jailbait. *looks at Roxas*

Genesis: "Heh, she said 'come'."

[lynn-stardragon.livejournal.com]

Axel/Fenrir: *Shakes head* We have got to introduce you to the other characters in Kingdom Hearts, or at least the ones in Organization XIII. Or out clubbing or (gay)bar-crawling through different worlds. >3
Roxas!Muse: =_=;; Hentai.

Sora A.I.s: >w< ~ <3<3

Lynn: XD Sure, be happy and go to town with them.
KH1!Sora A.I.: owo! Yeah! He's my best boy-friend around. I'm really sad I had to leave him where he was, but at least my best girl-friend got to go home safely. *Clueless-ly oblivious to the meaning of 'Boyfriend'.*
KH2!Sora A.I.: O\\\\\O! . . . *Looks at Roxas* Um. . . Ro~ox? Is Axel your . . 'boyfriend'?

Roxas!Muse: *Nods.*
KH2!Sora A.I.: So when he does that thing with his tongue, only a boyfriend can do that, right?
Roxas!Muse: *Nods again* Or a girlfriend. But they can't play the other game--or then can, but then need. . . . 'prosthetics'.
KH1!Sora A.I.: *Still cuddling and unaware of the talks around him*
KH2!Sora A.I.: o3o?
Roxas!Muse: . . . *Facepalms* They need . . . attachments. Just. . . . don't make me explain more in public, okay?
KH2!Sora A.I.: *Ponders this*. . . . . So Riku's my boyfriend?
Roxas!Muse: T_T;; *Nods* And Kairi's your girlfriend, just like Naminé is my girlfriend and Axel is a pain in my ass.

Axel/Fenrir: >3 And proud of it!
Roxas!Muse: DX You Stupid Pervert! *Summons OathKeeper KeyBlade into Left hand* That's not even what I meant! *Blushing furiously*
Axel/Fenrir: *slight cowering and trying to appease his lover* It's what I heard? I didn't think? Oh Loki's horns, Not The KeyBlades! *Curling into a ball*

KH2!Sora A.I.: *Turned away before things got ugly, and is now oblivious to the goings on of Roxas and Axel* ^w^ Then yeah, I'm trying to find Riku. It's the only thing keeping me going, that I know he's alive and well out there, and wants to come home. I can't go back without him--I won't. I can't lose him again. . . T.T Maybe the darkness isn't so scary for him anymore, but . . . *Snuffles*

*Portal to Lynn's place has been left open. Out steps a Riku, sensing that Sora is both unhappy and here.*
KH2!Riku A.I.: *Sliiiiiiiiiiiiides up behind the older Sora to wrap his arms around his waist, looking on fondly at the younger one being cuddled and pampered.* I thought you had a rule about 'no sad faces'? *Tiny little smile.*
KH2!Sora A.I.: *Pouts* That's only on the gummi-ships. *Nuzzles Riku anyway*

Roxas!Muse: *Has summoned Oblivion KeyBlade into his right hand and is trying to figure out the logistics of beating Axel to death for his perverted ways, without getting tangled up in the rainbow leash tethering them together. And then has his hand grabbed by Cloud.* O_O! . . . . *Surprise hug is surprising and makes him drop his keys.* Um. . . *Blushblushblushblush-turning-into-a-tomato* >\\\< *Hugs back tentatively?*
Axel/Fenrir: *Would comment on both statements, but is preparing himself for death by Roxas*

KH2!Riku A.I.: *Looks up* Oh, hey Seph. *Confused face* What happened to your. . . . wings? . . . And darkness? *Cants head to the side* Is that a new outfit? *So used to seeing him in his KH1 and KH2 incarnations that Dissidia and FF7 dress confuses him.*

Sora A.I.s: O____O! *Both freeze and snap their gazes over to Sephiroth, before crying out in unison again.* DX AH! It's The Scary Man With The Doom Sword! *Younger Sora whimpers and hides/burrows his face into whoever's chest he's cuddling with. Older Sora tries to hide behind Riku.*

KH1!Sora A.I.: *Shaking* Please don't cast 'Heartless Angel', please don't cast 'Heartless Angel'---
KH2!Sora A.I.: Oh gods. . so much fire. . everywhere. . . not 'Stigma', please, there's no room to maneuver. DX Pleasepleaseplease--don't use 'Meteor'. Ohgodsnottheflamingbouldersofdeath!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

*serves the Soras and others cookies* Sora(s), Kairi is not your girlfriend, she's what we call a massive cockblock. Riku is your boyfriend. You must cuddle with him, understand?

Genesis: "Where we can see you."
Sephy: *to Roxas* "I only have one wing. And I always wear this." *glances at Soras* "Ah, you are confusing me with my Kingdom Hearts self."

Better reassure them.

Sephy: "I am not going to cast anything on you."
Cloud: *hugs Sephy's waist, still obliviously holding on to Roxas* "It's okay! This Seph is my Seph and he's super-nice. He doesn't try to destroy planets anymore."
Sephy: *tiny smile*

[9thavenuenorth.livejournal.com]

I do what I can.

*pets Zack*