Have Yourself A Very Yaoi...You Know The Rest

[amarissia]

To those of you who celebrate the birth of Mithras Attis Adonis Jesus, and those of you who just like the piney piney scent of indoor trees, and those who stay out of the craziness altogether, the Choir and I wish you a very happy holiday...thing.

Genesis: "May the Goddess grant you all joy and brotherhood and a place to hide your porn from Angeal, so he doesn't confiscate it like he does with mine."
Sephy: "We will be thinking of you all while we are attending ShinRa's winter party."
Zack: "And while Amarissia buries herself in X-rated anime and stand-up comedy, like she does during every holiday she doesn't celebrate."
Angeal: "I hope you all enjoy yourselves."
Cloud: "I got a baby chocobo for Christmas! Look, he's yellow and fluffy! Everyone say hello to Patrick!"
Patrick: "Cheep cheep wark."

(Named, I think, for Demyx's pet Heartless from the OrgLIX parodies.)

And since this time of the year is meant to be all about peace and love and goodwill to your fellow man, I thought I'd blow that all to hell with a nice update. You may need something to cheer you up afterward.

I will now leave you with "O Holy Night", the way it was always meant to be.

Comments

[monalovely.livejournal.com]

SQUEEEE UPDATE!!!!!! I'll be avoiding family and reading this then also watching Sensitive Pornograph until me eyes fall out of me 'ead!!!! (pirate laugh...forgive the randomness)

XDD So, be readin and watchin that and the new Ai No Kusabi ep 1 sneak (ahhhhhh SUCH HOT ANGST!!!!) XDDDD OM NOM NOM.

Regardless, I hope you stay warm in that rawwwther nasty storm, and therefore I send you hugs and peppermint hot chocolate and lots and lots of anime porn :D

Or....as opposed to hot chocolate, your favorite tea....whatever it may be.......*hint hint*

[kel-fish.livejournal.com]

Back at ya. My friend Michelle's an atheist, so I told her she should pull a Dane Cook and say "nothing happens when you die." Casey wants to wish people a blessed solstice. Washaw.

Hello, Patrick! And, you know, the rest of y'all. And... he took away all of your porn? But... but why? Wait... Angeal doesn't keep it for himself, does he? Because, like, he could be like the teacher with the stash of confiscated candy in his desk drawer.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Episode sneak?

:) You stay snug too, dear.

*hugs*

[monalovely.livejournal.com]

si siiiiii have a peek :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90l_qRHWMqg

Riki is Ranmaru from Ikoku Irokoi Romantan....*sinister laugh, rubs hands together*

[monalovely.livejournal.com]

Ha! We should just call it "Give Athiests Presents" day. :D

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Hee, I'm a Solstice/Yule person myself. It's decidedly inconvenient having a sun god for a patron, since he's on vacation from Halloween till Dec. 21, the lazy bastard. :)

Genesis: "Not ALL the porn. Just the ones he says are unacceptable and a bad example for the little ones. Including the one with the tennis racket, the one with the priest costume, the one with the baseball bat - "

We get the picture, dear. I don't think Angeal...uses it. If I were him, I'd use the stuff as rewards for Gen's good behavior, if he ever decides to behave.

[lenine2.livejournal.com]

You're going to wrap this up in *one* chapter? Oh jeez.

Hi Patrick!

[emokirby24.livejournal.com]

Hope you all have a wonderful time and stay safe and happy lol. -Hugs to everyone- Thanks for the wonderful gift of update and friendship and entertainment, its one of the best gifts I've received this year! You all are the best, YAY! -Hugs again-

[freyathedark.livejournal.com]

Happy holidays to you too!

... Maybe Angeal takes the porn cause he's too embarassed to buy it for himself?

One more chapter? *not sure whether to be happy or sad* I fear for the state of my brain once it ends. But hooray for how this one ended! About damn time XD

Aaand as a final note, hello to Patrick! I demand pictures to be taken when he and Cloudy fall asleep together. You know it'll happen someday.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

If the Choir ever un-bans cameras... :)

Angeal: "I don't think there's anything embarrassing about porn."
Zack: "Oh Gaia please Angeal don't talk about porn, that's so weird."
Angeal: *covers Zack's ears* "I'm just hoping Genesis will start buying manga that's less disturbing."

Thank you. :)

[freyathedark.livejournal.com]

Zack just doesn't want Angeal talking about porn cause it'll start him thinking about what Angeal -does- with porn, and... things'll go from there XD And good luck on finding un-disturbing manga. I can almost guarentee that any manga you choose, I can find at least one disturbing/perverted thing about it. -Especially- manga for kids.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Ranmaru! I loved him! And ooh, I can watch the animation now. I didn't like the look of the old Ai No Kusabi.

Cloud: "How come you just had it on then?"

Uh, desensitizing. And voice comparing! Riki from the old one sounds a lot like Takaya from Mirage of Blaze...if it's him, yike, he's always at the mercy of pushy semes...

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Zack: *tries to retort, gets flustered, hides in Angeal's hug*
Angeal: *smiles, pets*

Seriously. Recently I mused aloud to my sister that I can't think of a single anime I've seen that doesn't have crossdressing. :)

[freyathedark.livejournal.com]

*smirk* Now -that- is a yes if ever I've seen.

*opens mouth* ... *closes mouth* ... *three minutes later* ... By George, I think you're right. ... Sensitive Pornograph! You can't cross-dress if there aren't any clothes! Problem solved XD

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

:) True...though I don't think I'll tell my sis I watch something called "Sensitive Pornograph". LOL

[icewolf89.livejournal.com]

Happy holidays ^^
Nothing like spending the rest of the evening with an update from your fic and some of my favorite traditional sweets *squeals of happiness*

[freyathedark.livejournal.com]

XD I know exactly what you mean. Or would, if it hadn't turned out that my sisters already knew about it. *shudder* That was wierd. *still thinking* Hmm. I can think of only one, and that's Baccano. Or, wait. Did anyone in FMA ever crossdress? *can't remember*

[ardwynna-m.livejournal.com]

Merry Mishmash, 'rissia and Choir! Now, there is some truth to pets looking like their owners but don't you think giving Cloud a yellow chocobo is pushing it a leeeeetle too far? Wouldn't take very much to mix them up. ;p

Update is divine! Nothing like a little well-deserved stabbity to ward off the seasonal blues.

[robonun.livejournal.com]

'Twas the night before Giftmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, nor Moogle nor mouse. :) Happy Holidays, all.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

:) No holiday is complete without a Christmas Ninja. I hope you're having a lovely one.

It wasn't me, my Guru gave it to him. And nothing will separate them now, Cloudy's become very attached...he's even made Patrick a set of little reindeer antlers. My fault, I suppose, for giving him craft supplies.

:) Thank you.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Baccano? No cross-dressing? Was there yaoi, at least? :)

Ooh, actually, I don't think anyone in FMA did crossdress, no. Unless you count Envy turning into females...although Envy doesn't really have a gender anymore. GENESIS! Was there cross-dressing in FMA?

Genesis: "I don't think so. But I do have a doujinshi in which the blond chibi is wearing a miniskirt, and the Pedo Pyro has a paddle - "
Angeal: "That's enough, Gen, we get the picture."

Okay, so FMA, but out of the ones I've seen, that's all!

[kel-fish.livejournal.com]

Which end of the tennis racket? And priest costumes remind me of the Supernatural gag reel when Jensen and Jared were waiting at the door in the priests costumes to say they were from the Chippendale's. Also, which end of the baseball bat? I read one with materia once... they all sort of come together in one huge porn reel for me.

[kel-fish.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'll tell Michelle that. And Kevin too, considering he's an atheist as well.

[thefrogg.livejournal.com]

Happy National Jews Go to the Movies day! I'm hoping Avatar will cheer the Zacks up and, well, Genesis (either or both! of them, considering...) I don't know how well Sherlock Holmes will go over. But we'll see.

I'm just...forcibly not thinking about the ticket-and-concession-stand bill right now.

Me: *watches another trailer*
DU!Genesis: *gets glazed look*
ILF!Genesis: I wonder if Hojo knows how to trigger spontaneous tail-growth...because those are...mph*chomp*
ILF!Angeal: Ow. *shakes hand*
ILF!Sephiroth: *amused* Allow me. *throws ILF!Genesis over his shoulder and trots off to the bedroom*
DU!Sephiroth: Not exactly the best way to keep Genesis quiet.
DU!Angeal: Keeps him busy though.*glances at Genesis*
DU!Genesis: *stares at trailer*
Me: Leave him alone, I think he's reached his happy place.
DU!Sephiroth: It wouldn't be necessary if you'd stop piling on the angst.
Me: *sputters*
Both Angeals: That's what I figured.

[ardwynna-m.livejournal.com]

Eh, actually I'm pretty sick at the moment. Couldn't even make church this morning and it's the first time ever I've had to forego holiday kitchen duty. Too much birthday and exam excitement just laid me low for the usual seasonal bug, but I'll live. Darnit, where is my complement of naked men to entertain me in my fevered state of being! ;p

Cloud & Choco, it's almost too cute! I wanna cuddle! Tell Zack take a picture for me. There's nothing like the love between a boy and his bird. XD

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Yike, that's like a double Choir over there, I don't envy you. Just one of each gives me a headache. Good thing my Gen just dashed back to the holiday party or he'd be after your Zacks.

*tries to follow Sephiroth and Genesis, is stopped by door* Damn.

Evil Sherlock Holmes movie. It rapes the canon and leaves it bleeding in an alleyway...heard good things about Avatar, though.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Genesis: "The handle of the racket. The other end is a bit extreme even for me. That would cause a lot of tearing, I think."

...I'm so gonna end up a fan of Supernatural...probably within two years.

Genesis: "With the baseball bat, you can use both ends. Double the fun. Also double the clean-up."

Genesis guards his doujinshi very carefully...there are probably some even I don't want to see, though.

[freyathedark.livejournal.com]

No yaoi, sadly... though you can probably infer at least a little... and come to think of it, you might want to keep Gen away from that one. It just might contain a very, very imagined hint of pedophilia. I'll have to go back and watch it again.

Ahh, the joys of doujinshi...

[kel-fish.livejournal.com]

The side with the netting could always serve as an impromptu paddle in between dealings with the business end. That's all that was on my mind, otherwise it just might not have been all that fun.

Dean makes the demon Alastair swallow salt to torture him. *waggles eyebrows as she slinks away*

[thefrogg.livejournal.com]

Double Choir plus extras. Yes, they give me a headache. At least the only one I have three of (at the moment) is Zack - and the third one of him is uh. A little too protective of Cloud to get up to much trouble of his own.

I liked the movie as popcorn fun, but you're right about the canon. And the review I read about the constant introduction of new characters was on the money too.::mutters:: But I liked the score, and RDjr. and Jude Law were awesome. Didn't manage to get to Avatar yet!

[monalovely.livejournal.com]

RRRRRRRRRR I'M SO ANGRY ABOUT THAT SAD SORRY EXCUSE FOR A RAPING PILLAGIN THIS IS HORRIBLE GRAMMAR RIDICULOUS RIP OFF OF A SHERLOCK HOLMES FILM/ATTEMPT/HOLLYWOODGLAM....VOMIT. *eyetwitcheyetwitch**beyond all coherent thought* *fish mouth...open...shut...open...shut* *disgusted eyeroll*

But...AVATAR. Oh. My. God. IMAX. 3D.

EPIC. *shudder*

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Someone over in the motherland should dig up Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and stop the spinning he must be doing in his grave. :)

AGH, you're making me want to see Avatar, which requires leaving the house which I'm really not good with. *plugs ears*

[silverin-lo.livejournal.com]

Yay for Cloudy and his little chocobo! Kawaiiii! ;oD
Merry (belated) yaoi Christmas to you too! ::sends the Choir chocolate fountain to amuse themselves::

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

Oooh, thank you!

Genesis: *strips, jumps in*

Um...we still appreciate it. :)

[x-erava-x.livejournal.com]

Merry Late Pick-A-Holiday-Day! Update was lovelies! Many huggles to you and the Choir and Patrick! Here you go, audio recording of Loveless for GenGen, barrel of 2-in-1 shampoo for Sephy-Pants so he doesn't have to go out and buy a new bottle every time he washes his hair, leather pants for Zackyzack because I figured all the semes wear leather pants and you seem to be having some kind of submission complex going on there, a leash for Angeal which he can hopefully make use of, and Cloudy, here's your kitty back, we found it a while ago, but it wanted to play with our kitties over here, so it took a while to get back, and here's 99 Sylkis Greens and a W-Item Materia so you can go and glitch your way to getting Patrick to S-Rank! Enjoy!

Vincent: "That was a very long run-on sentence."

There are times where the laws of the English language matter not, dear Valentine. Now wish them happy holidays, silly!

Vincent: (sigh) "Happy Holidays."

Yay!

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

:) The Choir thanks you.

Genesis: "Soubi, my kindred spirit..." *happy sigh* "Also, I'd totally do him. Hard. With dessert toppings."
Sephy: *odd look at Genesis* "My hair care products are supplied by ShinRa, but thank you. I rather like the smell of this."
Zack: *puts on pants* "They're kinda tight around my butt. Angeal, do you think I should still wear them?"
Angeal: "YES! I mean...if you want to." *smiles at leash* "We'll work up to this once Zack is a bit less skittish, thank you."
Cloud: "Silverstream, there you are! Seph said you went to visit your kitty family."
Sephy: *coughs uncomfortably*
Cloud: "Thank you! Yay, Patrick will be the bestest chocobo in the world! Well, he already is."
Patrick: "Cheep wark cheep."
Cloud: "Vinnie! I made this for you, it's Happy Materia, to make you feel better. You drink it!"

Honey, what's in that?

Cloud: "Genesis helped me make it!"

Oh dear Gaia.

Genesis: "Relax, it's mostly just alcohol. And Ecstasy."

*facepalm*

[x-erava-x.livejournal.com]

Vincent: *subtly inches away from mystery solution*

Yay! Everyone's happy! And, like, three sexy guys just thanked me! *squeals, hugs all*