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[amarissia]

Okay, Sephy, just take down what I dictate. Wait, did you type that? What about that? Stop typing!

Cloud: *giggle*

Am I to type what I say and do as well, Amarissia? Yes, I am. How dare you roll your eyes! Do you not know how rare it is that I, a general, lower myself to such menial secretarial work as dictation?!

Cloud: "Seph, you have to write what Genesis is doing."

Genesis is trying to force some of his feminine cosplay garments on me. I will thrash him later. Hurry this up, Amarissia. I am typing, just say what you want me to write!

This is Amarissia speaking (though not typing, because she dares to delegate this idiocy to me, of all people). I thank you all for your kind words, they're doing a lot to cheer me up. Especially after finally watching Angel Sanctuary. Must get taste of het out of mouth, ASAP. Are you through yet, Woman? It's not confusing. They surely know when I am speaking and when you are. Your style of speech is nothing like mine. Zack, demonstrate.

Zack: *pitches voice high, imitates Amarissia* "I...but...with...thingy!" *shakes Cloud, who giggles* "THINGY!!!!!"

Angeal: "It's only fair to point out that Amarissia only says that several times a week."

Quiet, all of you. I wish to get this over with. Amarissia wishes you to all know that she has updated. Roughly half the Choir objects to her doing so, but I suppose you all know by now that Amarissia can't delay sharing her melodramatic tale-telling any more than absolutely necessary. Now she has it in her head that she will lock herself up in a soft place and finish the present story within a week. I agree that a soft room would be prudent, at least.

Zack: *snickers*

On a personal note, from myself, Amarissia and all the Choir to our friends Scripta and Co., we will reestablish contact as soon as Amarissia seems well enough and she promises not to drag L through the portal and keep him as a plushie toy. End transmission.

Signed,
Sephiroth

Witnessed by,
The Choir & a Semi-Conscious Amarissia