Hey, all. I must be brief, alas. I'm posting to inform you that I won't be around for a few days, hopefully no more than that, so if I haven't gotten back to my regular correspondents, you know why. It seems Near hasn't been covering his tracks as well as we all thought and the Turks have found out about him peeking in on their database, so they've retaliated by debilitating my laptop with an insidious virus.
Or The Weapon of Mass Distraction is simply acting up. Either way, Zacky, you need to stop smirking. I can still use this time to type.
Zack: *pout*
That's better.