Have Yourself A Very Yaoi...You Know The Rest

To those of you who celebrate the birth of Mithras Attis Adonis Jesus, and those of you who just like the piney piney scent of indoor trees, and those who stay out of the craziness altogether, the Choir and I wish you a very happy holiday...thing.

Genesis: "May the Goddess grant you all joy and brotherhood and a place to hide your porn from Angeal, so he doesn't confiscate it like he does with mine."
Sephy: "We will be thinking of you all while we are attending ShinRa's winter party."
Zack: "And while Amarissia buries herself in X-rated anime and stand-up comedy, like she does during every holiday she doesn't celebrate."
Angeal: "I hope you all enjoy yourselves."
Cloud: "I got a baby chocobo for Christmas! Look, he's yellow and fluffy! Everyone say hello to Patrick!"
Patrick: "Cheep cheep wark."

(Named, I think, for Demyx's pet Heartless from the OrgLIX parodies.)

And since this time of the year is meant to be all about peace and love and goodwill to your fellow man, I thought I'd blow that all to hell with a nice update. You may need something to cheer you up afterward.

I will now leave you with "O Holy Night", the way it was always meant to be.