A Yaoi-ish Conversation I Had With My Sister

[amarissia]

This entry contains a mysery.

I was with my sister (not using her name, because I don't even use my own), on a pizza run two nights ago, and she had the Sweeney Todd soundtrack blasting in the car.  She's a Johnny Depp fanatic, and she was telling me that some of her happiest recent memories are Johnny-related (Pirates, Sweeney, etc.), and she asked me if that was odd.  We had the following exchange.  (She knows Final Fantasy VII, BTW.)

Me:  "Not weirder than the stuff I've got."
Her:  "Really?"
Me:  "Oh, yeah.  I felt the same when I saw Zack and Cloud's first meeting."
Her:  "Did you say 'dating'?"
Me:  "Yes, ******.  Zack and Cloud are dating."
Her:  "Omigod, really?"
Me:  "Yep.  SquareEnix has completely given into the fangirls' wishes.  You can even unlock a scene where they're doin' it."
Her:  "That's f*cking awesome."

Alas, she doesn't know what X-rated mischief I write for my little playthings.

Zack:  "Can I go hang out with her?"

Quiet, you.