Um, I want you all to know that this is entirely against my will and I don't really see the point as it's in English and not likely to ever be seen by oh crap that sword is really long and pointy fine I'll do it!
Dear Hayami Sho-san,
Kindly cease the voicing of obsessive-stalker semes with wandering hands, for you are pushing poor Sephiroth rapidly toward a dangerous breakdown, and making the writer of this letter wibble because we have declared Koji a Naoe-cousin and he's making me want more of the real thing. Thank you.
P.S. Please ignore the preceding paragraph and know that I am a puny mortal who worships at your feet.
Uh, don't tell Sephy about that post-script, guys, okay?
Wow. I have totally discovered one of Naoe and Kagetora's previous lives, and it's Zetsuai. Srsly. AWESOME.
EDIT: Cloud insists I mention that we also encountered Ryu-chan's voice.