Your result for The Fan Fiction Personality Test...
Crackfic, Mpreg, and all the other oddities.
You are pretty weird. It's hard to put you in a box. On one hand, you might lean towards the bizarre subgenres; recklessly slash people with inanimate objects, create alternative universes where Harry Potter is a 7 years old girl named Annie and don't take fanfiction very serious. On the other hand, you might be a misunderstood genius that could write Tolkien, Roddenberry and Rice into the ground, and your ideas are simply totally ahead of their time.
However, the chances you're the latter are rather small.
I know, I know. You're all completely shocked.
SQUEE, omigod, it mentioned Tolkien and the Great Parrot! *fangirls*
By the by, does anyone happen to remember if I ever paired someone with an inanimate object? Because if not, I am a disappointment to myself and I have to go hang out with het writers until I've learned my lesson.